Title: The Great Detective

Fandom: Sherlock

Rating: K

Pairings/Characters: Sherlock Holmes, basically. Others mentioned.

Spoilers: Mentions TRF, but no real spoilers.

Warnings: Silliness. And bad poetry.

Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock.

Summary: You know E. Brown and F. Brown and Columbo and Fletcher, Poirot and Beckett and Clouseau and Spenser . . . but do you recall the most famous detective of all?

AN: So . . . basically my first attempt at publishing poetry. I wish I knew how people did it. Enjoy, if you can:)

You know E. Brown and F. Brown

and Columbo and Fletcher,

Poirot and Beckett

and Clouseau and Spenser . . .

but do you recall

the most famous detective of all?

Sherlock the great detective

Had a very brilliant mind!

But if you ever met him

You would never say he's kind.

Donovan and Anderson

Always scoffed and called him 'Freak',

But they always let ol' Sherlock

Catch the bad guy of the week!

Then after the Reichenbach

Moriarty came to say:

"Sherlock, with your mind so bright,

Won't you play my game tonight?"

And then how the public loved it!

As they shouted out with glee:

"Sherlock, the 'great' detective,

You'll be infamous, you'll see!"