Silly chapter with bad parodies based on bad memories of:
-Tsui Hark's film, Butterfly Lovers: story of Liang Shan Bo and Zhu Ying Tai, the Romeo and Juliet from China
-Im Kwon-taek's film, Chunhyang: based on the Korean pansori Chunhyangga, a marital love
-The legend of Layla and Majnun, a tragic tale of insanity
Set some times before "Something more"
Out Of Season
What Girls Dream Of
The tragic (and unbelievable) romance of Oliang Shan Bo & Kzhu Ying Tai.
"Papi I want to study like boys!"
"Because you're a girl."
"Why? Why? WHY!? That's stupid!"
"Don't ask me, it's the way of the Yin dynasty. Boys study, girls don't."
"I don't like that bull*** crap…"
"Well...it's true that YOU may need some education."
"Ya raised me. Yar fault. So?"
"So no. No school for you, home study at bes-" BAM "But, but...Papi promises to be a good teacher..."
Her last words, that night Kzhu fled home and so began her quest for a new life, far from the bloodthirsty Yin clan, her Baldi Papi and a faraway Baka Nii...she fled because she wanted to be their equal, because girls should train their brain too.
She enrolled as a male student in an all-boy school, precisely in Kabukicho High, class 3Z...on Earth, a strange planet in a strange country and strange customs.
With strange people. Samurai... and tough women.
The beginning of trouble. Because...because...somehow, somewhere things just wouldn't go her/his way.
"Move your ass midget...you're in the way."
Oliang Shan Bo, aka 'the sadist with no shame,' the bane of his/her existence.
"Move yourself, slimy louse."
The boy she/he can't stand and, of course, that stupid, stupid plot point HAS TO lead to...to...
"Shortie...beat it. Now."
"Ain't happenin', larva."
"School's hygiene basic rule: get rid of bacteria and their foul mouths. Do you want me to drown you myself in the sewer, China boy?"
"Microbe like ya just don't deserve to exist...let me ease yaar pain...and die..."
And so the blossoming and innocent homosexual lov- ("STOOOOP! I'm a girl! A GIRL!" - "But here nobody knows..." - "Say that again and I'll cut yar jugular!" - "Err...ok...fine.")
And thus started an 'illicit' love, blossoming among youthful carelessness and- ("Oiii...'blossoming', where are you from? All-girl Shoujo school...what's the name again?" - "Mantama...and its mix, Oliang-kun" - "As if...Kabukicho High is testosterone territory, get it?" - "Err...alright.")
Two brats, a lie, gender-bender, fighting, insults, spitting, hitting, hair pulling, and slapping. The modern romance of star-crossed lovers...
"WAKE UP, PRINCESS…TIME TO FEED THE DOG!"
Closet. Screeching voice. Reality.
The bittersweet (and unimaginable) romance of Khunhyang & Omongryong Lee
His smirk looks so, so ready to be punched..."In this one, there's that steamy scene where you and me have sex on the floor. I'm so in."
"Pervert bastard, touch me and I'll snap yar neck."
"Khunhyaaang...my secret wife, you love meee..."
"I have no control on the script...fiction is fiction!"
"Mah...no way, this is YOUR dream..."
"AND I AIN'T GONNA BE BEATEN TO DEATH BECAUSE OF SOME CHEAP ASS LIKE YA!"
"Hey...how does it feel to be mine?"
"D'ya want to know how it feels to die slowly?"
"No fun, China. Spoiling the best part like usual."
Grr..."The only things I like here are my lush dresses and playing on the tree swing..."
"Such a brat."
"Such an a-"
"I'm so, so weak..."
"Kagura-chan, did you hear? Breakfa-"
"FOOD...! FEED ME, MEGANE! NOWWWWW!"
The insane (and impossible) romance of Kayla& Omajnun
"So, now I'm supposed to fall in love until my mind explodes and becomes crazy? Chinaaa...that's overly dramatic and the one who's probably gonna lose her mind is you."
"Why ya're harassing me IN EVERY GODAMN F**** DREAM, EVERY F**** NIGHT!?"
"Don't blame me. You're the one fantasizing on my godlike face and body...I'm only an illusion, you can make me disappear anytime you want."
Nothing happens...zilch, nada, nil, zero...no, no, no. Wake up, wake up, wak-
"See...your subconscious needs to work harder...that's why you have all those dirty thoughts about me."
"Kayla, I've been driven mad by our impossible union; you were married of to someone else and live very far away...come back to me...I'll sing you songs and...and...wait. Stop. Time for puking."
"GO TO HELL!"
"Aw...come on, admit it. You HAVE dreamed of THAT moment on the floor, right...? Tsk, tsk..."
"Shaddup now, I swear...I'll cut yar throat for real...in the real world."
"But I'm innocent in the real world, remember? We haven't seen each other for...weeks..."
"Stop, go away. Forever."
"I can't, China...you won't let me. I'm stuck in that stubborn brain of yours."
"I won't let that happen again!"
"Why? It's fun. Don't you agree?"
That smug smile is toxic...and...
"STOP NAPPING ON MY COUCH OR I'LL SEND YOU BACK IN SPACE!"
"Like I care...Oi! Kagura...Kagura!"
"It's no use, Gin-san. She's gone again."
"Not on MY couch!"
"SADAHARU, ATTACK THE SILVER TRASH!"