So Daelyn and I are planning a multi-chapter ItaSasu fic together. We were working on it over Google documents and then...this happened.

Look out for the fic over on her profile c: (just add this to the end of fanfiction dot net) u/4019109/Daelyn-Paolini She's a really great author and hilarious as fuck oh my god

I'm in italics

Daelyn is in bold


Why did Itachi have to make Sasuke rely on him like that? Why did Itachi have to be the perfect older brother? Why couldn't he let Sasuke rely on himself once in awhile? And why the hell did he have to make Sasuke fall in love with him? Sasuke wanted itachi's ochinchin vury badly mhgmm. he gobbled it up in his dreams. they gonna be havin dat buttsex tho

ochinchin in the butt ok every night yes. so that' what sasie thought aout that night.

mmmm girl dem tyupos LOL I TYPOED WHILE SPELLING TYPO

and i am done goodbye world

inthe morning h confortned his mote about thesethoughts. i am so done daelyn my face hurts from laughing too hard and smiling too much fuck eat up my brither i cant omfgf sasile

HELP

ME

I

CANNOT

PULL

AIR

INTO

MY

LUNGS

ANYMORE

HELP

HEKP

HALRFE

"whydo i want to eat up my brither,"

"eat me up and i'l tll you" she replied.

so Sasile ate up his mom on the kitchen table.

"Oh, yeah," shesad/

"Mmmmh, yummy (slurp)"

Suddenly...

Itachi burst in.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?"

"NII-SAN OCHINCHIN"

"Why didnt you invite me?" Itachi pouted. "Here,Sasuke...my ocnchin...jus..foryou,"he whispere.

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU

3

*VOMITS*

idk back to work or?

goddamn it

we get nothing done

thi

not as a team ;-;

s is so entertaining though

fuck

oh my fucking fuck what the fuck i cannot stop laughing i am so fucking done i am in pain because of this omfg you're terrible why do bad things happen to good people this is a really great run-on sentence what's punctuation i cant even spell thank you spell check

FUCKING HELL

done

we should save this

versin as a

we really should can we bonus special feature

PLEASE OMFG

with all the commntary bs too?
yes although i dont think they'll be able to tell when im typing or you're typing but it doesn'T EVEN REALLY MATTER ANYWAY BECAUSE IM DEAD

*is a corpse* im too busy corpsing WAIT IS THAT A WORD

we could color code it

like one

i dont think ff doecolor codes howaboutboldng it do you want to blac? orme? yeah. i'll be black you be italian(?) what color is me one is you fuck right i am dumnb (what was that even supposed to say)

we could bold it or itali...howveer you spell it

what idek idc JESUS CHRIST

what about order? we'reso out of snyc

fuck order i do what i want

fuck the police

i

fuc the road i drive on sdwalk f i wnt

'll inject all the marijuanas

what

omg we are so off task right now jesus mother fucking christ

it;s a beautiful thing (sighs)

gt go!

what ;-; no

and then there was one

I am sort of here. On my phone.

OH HI I LIKE fuck caps did the thing with the bold and italics

I found the definition of corpsing

it's a

Thank you so much xDthing

a british thing

What do you think people will say if they read this

They'll want a share of our crack. Not the butters kind either. Buttsex damn phone.

obby. Jesus so like idk should we just cut this out and i could save it as a document?

Um. Sure. (Cracks up)

I can't wait to hear what people will think of our creative writing process. ; u ;

I'm so excited for the reviews. Sorry trying to bold.

I can just bold stuff fo you :3 'tis no problem. and omfg same.

I got it. Slowly but surely cx

Yay c: I love how organized our typing is now. Before it was just like overlapping sentences and I don't even know. Meth. Lots of meth. SOMUCHMETH. *shrieks*

I concur so hard *starts cooking meth*

I know what meth smells like because when i was like 5 my neighbors had a meth lab and we could smell it through the vents

MAYBE THAT'S WHY I HAVE SO MANY PROBLEMS HOLY SHIT EPIPHANY HAJKDLHFJSKWLNVFJKALNGJKSLNGVA dammit i cant spell brb spellcheck

That doesn't explain enough.

HUSH

XDi rely far too heavily on spell check it's pretty bad dammit with the overlapping sentences and shit shh no tears just dreams~ *covers your mouth with chloroform*

FUCKING JESUS MOTHER FUCKING SHRIEKING AND CRYING oh now im passed out wow thanks sigh XD

at least use lube this time

sasgay's father never used lube on tachi's bum

jerk

D':

r00d

Ok now what

I'm gonna cut this out and thEN BACK TO WORK :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

have fun with that

i gave you the d

lots of ds

fuck i need sleep and food and normalcy

o

ok done cutting it out

wow apparently i have to install some app to cut it out thank google fuck you

gimme a minute ;_;

ok done
time to delete this shit


wE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT WAS

We promise the actual fic will be tons better, okay? So you guys should definitely look out for it c: