You Belong With Me

I'm smart enough, unlike some people.

I'm good-looking enough, unlike some.

I'm buff enough, unlike some people.

I'm kind enough, unlike some.

But everyday you call me dumb,

Everyday you call me ugly.

And everyday you call me wimpy,

Everyday you call me mean.

You go out with that idiot,

Then you go out with that geek.

You go out with that weakling,

Then you go out with a jerk.

But never me.

Don't you see?

You belong with ME.

Don't you?