Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley, Crabbe, Goyle and Ron Weasley were all sitting in the Great Hall saying their lines when...

"Malfoy, I can't believe you called Hermione a mudblood! I could-" Ron was cut off from his usual shouting at Draco when all of a sudden Goku from DBZ walked into the room.

"What are you doing? This is a Harry Potter fic! Hello?" Ron said looking at the clueless Goku with his eyebrows raised. (A/N: you know on 'A Knight's Tale when that one dude with the red hair says 'It's a lance, hello?' well that's how Ron said 'hello?' in other words, hell-owe! Well you know what I mean)

"Um yeah well you left the door open." Goku said.

"What are you talking about? There is no door!" Hermione said, pointedly looking around the cardboard set.

"Hey, Slytherin Scouts! Gryffindor Girlies!" A spastic Sailor Moon screeched as she walked onto the set.

Harry's and Ron's faces both turned red from being called 'girlies' and Hermione just looked mad.

"You stupid ass blonde bimbo! You think you're soooo cool because you have a stupid sailor outfit! Go screw yourself!" Hermione shouted

"Oh, c'mon now hon! Peace not war!" Sailor Moon said as she walked over (still with that stupid smile on her face) and sat next to Draco. "Hey cutie!" She said.

"What do you think you're doing!" Ginny shouted as Goku threw a kameihameiha at Crabbe and missed. Goyle hit Goku on the head with a foam prop which caused Goku to fall on his butt.

Just then, Sakura from CCS walked in looking confused. "Is this the stage for 'Friends'?" She said. Draco looked over her way and his eyes popped out and the little pupils turned to hearts.

Sailor Moon and Ginny both jumped at Sakura, who had now figured out that this was indeed not the set for Friends, and Hermione jumped at Sailor Moon. Ron sat quietly in the corner as he tried to figure out what was going on.

Just to add to the confusion, our dear friend Yoda decided it was about time to drop by for a visit.

Everything stopped mid-scene (Ginny and Sailor Moon clawing at Sakura, Draco with his jaw dropped just staring at Sakura, Hermione pulling on Sailor Moon's weird pig tail things, Goku beating the crap out of Crabbe and Goyle who were tryinh to beat Goku over the head with a shoe.)

"The set for 'Friends' is this?" Yoda asked

No answer

"Screwed you people are." Yoda said as he decidedly did not see Jennifer Aniston and walked off the set. With this everything started up again.

"Kiro! Help me!" Sakura yelled as Ginny began to shave her head while Sailor Moon pinned her down.

"NOOOO! Whaddaryoudoing!!!" Draco shouted as he joined Hermione in trying to pry Sailor Moon and Ginny off of Sakura.

"Take that, and that, and that." Goku shouted as he chased Crabbe and Goyle around the set, knocking props over on the way.

"QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!" Ron shouted at the top of his lungs. Everyone turned to him, giving him questioning looks.

"What IS it Ron?" Ginny said with an exasperated sigh.

"Well..." Ron began, rather nervous looking. "Am I the only one that noticed *review and vote for who's name goes here* just walked in??" He finished


Hahahaha! The ONLY way to know who walked in on the set AND get more chapters is to review review review! Will it be Britney Spears? Spider-Man? Obi-Wan Kenobi? Maybe even a Teletubie? C'mon, all ideas welcome! Also, if anyone has noticed, our 'beloved' Harry Potter seems to have disappeared. You'll never know unless I get enough reviews to inspire me to write another chapter! And please, if you have more than one idea, spill it! And please include how you thought about the story in your review :) Til next time! ~KelC