Hathaway's reading something when Lewis approaches. It's a copy of a witness statement printed in shaky handwriting. Witness: PC Peach, age four. I chase him. I bite him...

"What's this?"

Hathaway smirks. "From the West Midlands. Police Dog Peach helped catch a suspect. CPS misread the report, and repeatedly asked for his statement, even after his handler told them he was a dog. So they submitted this."

"It's not a bad report. Concise. Simple. No big words. Speaking of reports..."

"On your desk."

"Good boy, James."

"Do I get a biscuit, sir?"

"Later. Right now, we've got to go. Walkies!"

Note:This is based on a true story. I can't post links, but search PC PEACH DOG in your favorite search engine, and a variety of news articles should come up.