Note: accidentally having random fun and I think this is a good time, have fun reading. Flame or anything if you feel like it.

Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto

Warning: crack fic


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Please, be My Hokage

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That wasn't surprising nor something magic happened in the middle of the big, giant battle—Fourth World War Shinobi between Hokages, all shinobi, and living dead. Really, all was fine. Nothing wrong with Sasuke want to be the next Hokage.

So far, no one want to be Hokage beside Naruto, as if being Hokage was the worst job ever. Yeah, almost all Hokages died miserably in the battle. Fine, some sacrificed themselves for their students or beloved son. Some for helping the other Kages. Still, it was a prestigious job. Prestigious meant Uchiha. Go, ask Madara for recommendation. That way, nothing wrong with Sasuke want to be the next Hokage.

It's all extremely predictable of course, nothing troll here for God sake!

Sasuke was the best student in the class—the best looking too although some called him Sasugay. He was priceless, being the last descendant of Uchiha before the sudden coming of Obito. Oh, come on, everyone knew how much he wanted to be number one just like his brother. He wanted his family felt proud of him. Pssttt, some would say that way he could be forgiven for his sins, and gained more ladies. So, nothing wrong with Sasuke want to be the next Hokage.

"I'll be the next Hokage!"

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Which also meant…

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I'll be the leader of the Konoha Village, I'll fuck any women I met for growing my clan, huahahaha~! Pervert Kakashi couldn't think anything else. Perhaps Sasuke ever opened one of his precious Icha Icha Paradise.

I'll be the leader of the Konoha Village, I'll eat all snacks I found in your house~! Chouji suddenly coughed, and he swore to put some under the bed.

I'll be the leader of the Konoha Village, I'll train you how to smile properly~! Sai smiled imagining that happened in his flat life.

I'll be the leader of the Konoha Village, I'll run Konoha and I'll take Sakura. That way Naruto could be yours all the time~! Hinata hid her wide smile, and almost collapsed thinking that way.

I'll be the leader of the Konoha Village, I'll beat Naruto. I've been wasting my time live without you. I'll be at your side forever, you are the most important person in my whole life. Let's get married and have some cute Uchihas together. Sakura blushed maniacally, and fresh blood slowly dripped onto her jacket.

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I'll be the leader of the Konoha Village, I'll train Naruto as I desire~! Gaara gasped,wondering his best friend ever, Naruto Uzumaki chained and trained in Sasuke's house. That's awful, he should be the one that doing it!

I'll be the leader of the Konoha Village, you can stay by my side and do what you please, Orochi-san~! Orochimaru nosebleed like hell.

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"Sasuke, please, be the next Hokage!"

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FIN

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Thanks for reading, have enjoying weekend~!