Overpowered Humans the series
In an AU where humanity gained way too much power early on, only they can destroy the evils of the galaxy, and be cool doing it.
General Williams had an arrogant smirk on his face; all was going well on Shanxi now that reinforcements came. The evil race of creatures that called themselves Turians were being systematically hunted down and killed. The Turians had come not too long ago to invade Shanxi, but when they came they met the fierce resistance. What the Turians did not realize was that every single human being had been given special training just in case for an event like this. Lampposts turned into turrets, high powered shields went over all the major cities, and every single colonist had combat training, somehow.
The Turians invaded the planet, but it might as well have been armed with squirt guns, you see the humans had invented better guns that worked using ugh let's say rail gun technology (that sounds cool and advanced). The Turian invasion force was repelled off the planet, within approximately 4-5 minutes. The Turians lost all of their men, while the humans lost zero, (in fact a few humans said their health was better afterwards). After the initial battle the Systems Alliance oversized fleet came in totally unexpected and surprised the Turians, that's because the humans created an FTL that's totally different to the mass relay method of travel (what were you thinking? Humans would use the same FTL as aliens!).
The mega fleet of ships containing 100 corvettes, 490 destroyers, 750 fighters, 563 bombers, and 73 dreadnoughts (this is about 4% of the human navy) came in to destroy the Turians. After the carnage the humans found the remnants of the Turian fleet. The humans next used their super advanced AI, to find out everything on an entirely alien computer. Using the information gained on the alien computers the Systems Alliance found out everything about the Citadel. Instead deciding to try talking with anyone to see if this was all a big misunderstanding the humans single handedly invaded all of Turian space, and massacred entire planets out of pure revenge (in this universe YOU DON'T MESS AROUND WITH THE HUMAN RACE). The humans also crushed the Turian military in 45 minutes.
During the conquest of the Turians a meeting of councilors is taking place,
Asari Councilor: this is all your fault, let's make peace with these humans
Turian Councilor: No I want to go to war, we can still win
Salarian Councilor: I don't know
(The councilors go on like this for about 5 hours)
Then, a massive rupture in space occurs next to the Citadel. The entire Systems Alliance fleet comes into view. The fleet puts the Council fleet to shame. The humans have hundreds of thousands of ships, and millions of men ready to kill. The Councilors seeing this cowered under the sheer might of humanity.
Suddenly a ship teleported, (that's right humans can teleport), into the Citadel. The human ambassadors arrived, with an escort of 25 super guards, and 97 invisible assassins. They went to the Councilors room to talk with them.
Human Ambassador: WE DEMAND PEACE
Asari Councilor: ok, just sign these papers right here and you'll be a part of the citadel, and be forced to dramatically decrease you're power
Human Ambassador: we decline
All the councilors were horrified, no one has ever not joined the Citadel!
Turian Councilor: WHY ARE YOU NOT JOINING THE CITADEL COUNCIL BRO?
Human Ambassador: CAUSE YOUR RULES SUCK BRO!
Turian Councilor: WHY BRO? WHY!
Human Ambassador: YOU WANT US TO DECREASE OUR FLEET SIZE BRO!
Turian Councilor: THOSE ARE THE RULES BRO!
Human Ambassador: YAH WELL SOMETIMES PEOPLE GOTTA CREATE THEIR OWN RULES BRO!
Turian Councilor: RULES LAY DOWN THE FOUNDATIONS OF PROPER SOCIETY BRO!
Human Ambassador: YOU WANT TO FIGHT BRO?
The Turian councilor and the human ambassador looked at each other for a few seconds until the Turian Councilor caved in due to the awesomeness of humanity.
Turian Councilor: all right you win, we'll back off bro.
The day the Turians lost the Bro off was a turning point in galactic history, no longer was it the age of the Council, it was the age of humankind.
Up next on the all-powerful and morally correct overpowered humans! The humans encounter the evil monocle wearing and mustache twirling Batarians!
An Overpowered human's story- story where humans are more advanced than aliens, and given extreme advantages over all other species, most of the story involves curb stomps, and a human race that is much more morally upright than aliens
Hello everyone I've decided to return to the world of the overpowered humans. Upon reading so many of these fics I feel like I can write an Overpowered humans story of my own. I tell you all the truth, I was actually a pro Cerberus, Pro human mass effect payer, but reading a story where everything just comes so easy to humans, without sacrifice and hard work seems wrong, but that's just on this will probably be infrequent though.