Hey sorry if things don't make sense what-so-ever in this chapter but whatever right?
Me: I swear I'm going to strangle Light with my bare hands, I will make him suffe-
Watari: F, that is no way for a young lady to speak.
Me: takes in a deep breath I understand that Watari, but can't I be aloud some freedom from the orders.
Watari: But F, it's an order.
Me: I GET IT OKAY, IT'S AN ORDER! storms out of the room
Mello: She snapped.
Matt: Nah, she's perfectly calm rolls eyes
L: Boys, stop fighting, we have bigger matters in our hands.
Mello: What that it's F's ti-
Near: What he means is the orders, we have only a few hours to transform F into a proper young lady, it's stressing her out.
L: Oh, no, not that at all, it's just Fantasy stormed off in the direction of Light's room.
L: She must of kicked the door down..
Beyond: runs in What's wrong with my baby? Is she hurt?
Matt: Beyond, you just found out last week she was your daughter.
Beyond: But she's still my daughter.
Everybody else: shrugs
Light: GET HER OFF!
Everybody: ignores him
Light: SOMEONE HELP PLEASE! I'M BEGGING!
Me: STOP MOVING YOU LITTLE RAT!
Matsuda: Shouldn't we go and help Light?
Mello: Nah, let Fantasy handle him.
Near: sighs Maybe we should help him...
Everybody: runs upstairs and sees Light in a choke hole
Light: coughing Get.. her off...
Me: No! He asked me if I was on my period!
Matt: laughs You did?!
Light: gasps Y..es...
Me: makes the choke hole tighter
Beyond: pulls F from Light Fantasy, no, don't choke Light. hugs her tightly
Me: Dad, I can't breathe...
Mello: Guys, get a camera.
Near: pulls out his phone and takes a picture
Me:pushes B away Leave me alone.
Watari: F, your mother is coming by for a visit, I believe she expects a presentable daughter.
Me: Well, she's defiantly not here.
Mello: Wait I'm confused. Who is Fantasy's mom?
Near: Fantasy-Carolina Rosa Birthday-Carter, was born on April 3rd, to serial killer Beyond "B" Birthday and run-away Princess Anabelle Marie-Ann Carter, on a dark night-
Me: How do you know about my birth?
Near: awkward pause Coming! runs out of the room
Beyond: Child learns well. smiles
L: Um, B, you know never mind.. grabs F's hand We must prepare you.
Me: screams L DON'T YOU DARE COME NEAR ME WITH THAT!
L: It's just a bow!
Me: I know that!
L: Come on, please F!
L: You don't wan't to hear about the second part do you...
Me: Second part growls Nobody told me a second part.
L: looks down Well, you kind of have to get... whispers married..
Me: I WHAT?!
L: B-but your mother is letting you choose. makes a small smile
Me: It's not fair... I'm only a teenager.
L: puts the bow in her hair I know it's not fair but maybe we can pretend you're getting married to someone.
Me: Fine I'll do it, now go.
Me: I need to change in a dress, duh.
L: Oh.. rushes out the room
Mello: I wonder what's going on with L and F.
Matt: Yeah I heard screaming earlier but it stopped.
Near: What could he have done to her?
Light: No, the question is, what did she do to him?
Beyond: Ah, my little girl.
Me: B, I'm a teenager, and right here ya know.
The guys: turn around
Mello: burst out laughing Oh god! Am I supposed to pretend this is normal for me?!
Me: Lucky I'm in a dress- and heels. pouts
L: shivers at the memory The heels were the worst.
Beyond: F, speak with an accent, it might sound better.
Me: does a British accent I do believe I'm quite good with a British accent.
Beyond: Good. Now I think your mom is going to call you Carolina.
Me: drops the accent Fine with me. sits on a chair
Matt: No, sit up straight!
Me: slowly sits up straight Matt, what's with the order..
Matt: Oh, I just felt like it.
L: Now, everyone don't act strange around F's mother, she's royalty.
Light: I'll be good, if F promises to not get me in choke holes, for a whole week.
Me: eyes widen But you deserve those!
Near: whispers You can do other things besides choke holes.
Me: thinks about it Fine.
Light: You promise?
Me: puts right hand up I, Carolina, promise not to put Light in a choke hole for a whole week.
Beyond: answers the door Hello Anabelle, long time no see.
Anabelle: flashes a smile It has been a while, now hasn't it. walks in
Beyond: leads her to the common room (( Common room is another way of saying living room. ))
Anabelle: spots F Is that my lovely daughter Carolina? smiles
Me: stands up and puts on a British accent Why hello mother.
Anabelle: You certainly took well care of Carolina, now where's the so-to-be groom? looks around
Beyond: mouths to L Groom?
L: mouths back She has to get married.
Beyond: eyes widen Anabelle, what do you mean, groom?
Anabelle: I thought our daughter was engaged, I do expect someone to take over the thrown after myself.
Me: eyes widen Y-you, want me, to take th- faints
Light: tries to hold in a laugh
Anabelle: gasps Is she okay? Is the thrown to much for her now?
Mello: picks her up She's fine, just a bit overwhelmed, that's all.
Anabelle: glares at them Are you Carolina's fiancé?
Mello: Oh, looks down at her and thinks: You owe me so much yes. Yes I am.
Matt: You are?
Near: Since when?
L: It was a surprise.
Beyond: We didn't want anyone to know until next week.
Anabelle: Delightful! smiles at Mello I expect great things from you two. looks at the time I must be going now, goodbye.
~Some Time Later In The Day~
Light: stares at Mello Why is F still in your arms?
Mello: I have no clue. rocks her back and forth She's like a baby.
Beyond: Set her down Mello.
Mello: plops her down on the couch
Me: groans and swats the air
Light: Please don't wake up soon.
Near: So, Mello and F have to get married?
L: Fake married.
Beyond: It's just for Anabelle.
Matt: What about the fact that Anabelle wants her to take over the thrown?
Beyond: Oh, F will probably freak out and Anabelle will realize that it's not the best idea for her kingdom.
Me: blinks a lot Mother, I can't take the thrown!
Matt: She left.
Me: Oh. takes off heels and runs upstairs
Near: And there she goes.
Lily: She is probably going to burn that dress now.
Everybody: stares at Lily
Light: Who are you?
Lily: Oh! I'm her friend.
Me: comes back down in normal clothes Fina- Lily?
Lily: Am I not supposed to be here?
Me: No, you're not.. You were supposed to be in the first chapter but you were too lazy to actually appear.
Lily: Oh yeah! I'll just go. disappears
Near: Anyways, what are we doing now?
Me: I'm ending this chapter.
Mello: It's probably like 3:43 a.m. and she's tired.
Me: Actually it's like 7:26 p.m. and I'm not tired at all.
Near: The chapter is too long?
Me: Yeah and I'm getting lazy so if we do something else, it'll just be my laziness taking over.
L: Should I end it?
Beyond: I thought I was supposed to.
Me: I'll do it, clears throat I do not own Death Note and let's face it, I never will, no matter how much I wish it would happen, it won't. Also leave a review, just say hi or something, reviews give me reason to continue. SO DO IT!
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