I looked down and noticed my raging boner. Whatever, I don't give a shit. I'm fucking proud. If you don't wanna see it, screw you. I looked over at Izaya sitting beside me. He had taken notice, fucking obviously. I want to fuck him so hard. His assho is just begging me. I pounce over to him and hold him down. Then I proceed by biting his shirt off along with his nipple. Fuck. That had to hurt. Oh, damn. Izaya is crying. My dick is crying. He looks so delish. I mean WOT. I'm not obsessively gay or anything, I'm not even gay. I'm just a dude who enjoys fucking other dudes up the ass. No h8 m8. So anyways. Where the hell was I? Oh yeah. I just accidently bit off his nipple as I tore off his shirt with my teeth. My boner grew at the sight of his bloody tears. His crimson eyes were shining in the lamp light. This is so fucking romantic, I can't even—Can't even wait to fuck his assho. Mmm-mmm-gud. I tore off his belt with a quick yank. With my foot, I tore off his pants, Prada, in one piece. I'm sure Izzy-kun will be so happy I was considerate for his designer jeans! I love Izzy so much. I could eat him all up. Wait. Now that makes it sound like I intentionally bit off his nip. Pssshhhh, no! Of course I wouldn't do it on purpose! Heheheheh. I ripped off my pants and whipped out my dick. Izaya had what looked like terror in his eyes but I knew it had to be lust.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?" He said as I plunged my dick into his sweet spot, in medical terms, the anus. He bled out onto my cock. Damn, that's hot. I bent my head over and licked the blood up. Oh hot damn. Did I mention I was a vampire? Oh.
"I is gone stretch yo assho so wide I gone shove a watermelon up you assho."
There was a bit of a glimmer in his eyes that was just god damn heart wrenching. I knew he wanted it so bad so I got to work and began pounding his brains out.

"Shizzy-sempai? Please be gentle with me."

"Bitch, what do you think I'm doing now. I'm being gentle as fucking hell. There's nothing rough about this so far. What are you talking about?"
Izaya didn't say anything but just started to cry knowing how fucked he probably is..

Anyways. Fuck that. I buried my dick is dat ass and fucked him 'til da' break o' dawn.

It was very good. But let's just say there was a lot of blood. I think Izaya might be a girl. He started his period while we were having sex but hey. He's a good fuck, so I won't worry about it. We'll probably start again in a little while when he wakes up from his nap. I kicked Izaya and told him to wake up. He wouldn't wake up. I think—he might be unconscious… I waited all day for him to wake up but he never did. I guess he died… I went and buried his body in the rose gard—wait I shouldn't be saying this. Y'all might call the police and dey might bust a cap in my ass! I'm outta here, yo!