Chapter 2

Tasuki: *after recovering from minor heart attack* … *whiny voice* Can we go hommmeee nowww??

Chichiri: *gives him a look*

Tasuki: Oh right … *gets the kesa … puts it flat on the ground and gets the staff and holds it up in front of him*

Chichiri: *gives him another look and puts paw on one part of the staff*

*Chiri and Mitsukake kinda walk/hop onto the kesa*

*teleports back*

…………………………

*appears back in living room*

Tasuki: Wow…that was a great trip .. let's do it again sometime!! *looks down with pissed/sarcastic expression* GOOD JOB, CHICHIRI! *walks off grumbling … randomly decides to take a shower … gets blindfold and ties it on before getting in* …………………HOLY CRAP! YES! I'M BACK! *runs out of shower, forgets that he's butt naked … and runs down the stairs … gathers horrified animals and runs back up the stairs … then chucks them into the shower*

Tasuki: I figgered it out!! *remembers to put a towel this time…* HOT WATTAAAAA *turns it up REALLY hot*

………*really long pause* ………………

Mitsukake, Chichiri, and Chiri: *looks at each other … looks at themselves … takes in deep breath* ………… AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tasuki: *laughs* You're nakey!!

Mitsukake: You're short!! *punches him*

Tasuki: … @.@ … *unconscious*

………………………………*another really long pause* ………………………

Everyone else: *running screaming out of the shower to their rooms*

~~ 10 minutes later …

*all three walk out of the room at the same time … clothed*

Chiri: I think it's time we should start thinking about where Mits is …

Chichiri: yeah no da…

Mitsukake: Maybe she went to … Spain?

Chiri and Chichiri: *nodnod* Methinks so (no da)

*teleports to Spain … yes … we left Tasuki in the bathroom with just a towel on … passed out*

Everyone: *sees Mits having a mental breakdown on the side of the road in the middle of Spain*

Mits: *screaming* YO NO HABLO ESPANOL!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHH *rocking back and forth in a fetal position*

Everyone: *shakes heads … approach her … drag her back*

*back at the apartment … again*

Mits: Where the fuck were you guys?! JEEZ … I was having the WORST time of my life … and FINALLY … FOUR HOURS LATER … YOU GUYS FINALLY DECIDE MAKE AN ATTEMPT TO LOOK FOR ME!!

Mitsukake: It was a good first guess …

Mits: … Yeah well…

Chichiri and Chiri: *silent*

Mits: So … what happened?

All three: Nothing (no da)

Mits: … four hours passed and nothing happened?

All three: Nope (no da)

Mits: … where's Tasuki?

All three: Sleeping (no da)

Mits: Okay … …… *goes into kitchen and gets some ICE COLD lemonade …* Want some?

All three: *back away* N-no … (da)

Mits: You sure? It's really cold!!

All three: We're sure (no da)

Mits: But it's really hot out!! *looks at them all sweating* Have some dammit!!

All three: NO!! ( DA!!) *all scatter, running upstairs*

Mits: …whatever… *walks upstairs, decides to take a shower* … *walks in … finds Tasuki 'sleeping' on the floor … in a towel … comfy* … What the hell … *kicks him out*

*Tasuki rolls lifelessly into the hallway*

*Mitsukake, Chiri, and Chichiri walk out and start to drag his body into his room*

Mits: *busts out the bathroom door, armed with plastic dinky little water gun … with cold water …* I'll cool you off another way!! MUHAHAHHAHA!! WATER WAR!!! *starts shooting madly*

All three: *screaming madly, running in all directions … going into each others' rooms … blahblahblah*

Mits: *goes after Chiri, who dives into the nearest room … which would be Mits' room* MUHAHAHHAHAH!!!! *busts open door and shoots her right in the face* MUAHHAHAHAH!!! I GOT YOU!! I … got … *looks down at little black piggie* … you … …………………………AHHHHHHH!!!!! What the hell?!?!?! *big eyes, staring* ……*slowly closes the door and runs screaming to Chichiri* CHICHIRI! CHICHIRI! SOMETHING IS REALLY WRONG WITH CHIRI!

Chichiri: I know no da . Shoot me no da

Mits: o.0 *raises water pistol and shoots him* ………………………………*turns around and runs to Mitsukake* MITSUKAKE! MITSUKAKE! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH CHICHIRI ANNNDD CHIRI!! REALLY WRONG!! AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *busts open his door and sees him standing there, with a blank look on his face*

Mitsukake: You'd better not try that on me …

Mits: …mwahahhaa……*shoots water gun right smack in Mitsukake's face* I TRIED IT! SO NYYYYYAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH …………………………*looks up* Hey, where'd ya go? … *slowly looks down to the sound of the chirping* … holy crap …*picks up the clothes and sees a tiny chickadee flapping his wings madly and chirping constantly* …what … is going on here ……*turns around and runs toward Tasuki's room, banging on the door really hard* TASUKI TASUKI THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH CHICHIRI, CHIRI, AAAANNNNDDD MITSUKAKE!! YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW US TOO?!?!? GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!!!!

Tasuki: …*slowly opens door … awake … and clothed … lol* … *looks around the hallway … and sees a pig, fox, and a bird staring at him* … oh jeez … *runs past Mits and gathers up the animals again, shoving them in the shower and blasting the hot water* *runs out of the bathroom and slams the door behind him … and locks it so Mits won't get in*

Mits: …What the fuck is going on?!?! *shoots him with the gun* TALK!! …………………… *stares at Tasuki* … holy … *busts out laughing* What happened to you?!?! *keeps laughing*

Tasuki: Shuddup. *sweatdrop*

*hears banging and clashing of stuff inside the bathroom*

Chiri: GET ME OUTTA HERE DAMN IT!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU LOCK THE DOOR?!?!? *beating the door down*

Mits: … now they're back?

Tasuki: Yep. *whips out blackboard and a piece of chalk* *starts writing* Hot Water = good … Cold Water = bad … get it now?

Mits: Kinda. … Lemme just think about this for awhile … *walks into room, slams door, and locks it* ……

*pause*

Mits: ………………AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *silence*

Tasuki: o_o;; She took that better than we expected … *hears chaos and havoc in the bathroom* … OH SHIT! *whips open the door and gets run over by Chiri in the lead, followed by Chichiri and Mitsukake* … oww…

*scene changes back to Mits, sitting in the armchair, closing the huge book*

Mits: … and Tasuki, without Mitsukake, would have had to endure about three weeks worth of broken bones and injuries … The end. *coughs* Well that story sucked ass! *gets up and walks out*

Chiri: *breaks back in* SOOO in conclusion: we turn into animals … little tiny animals … except for Tasuki … who is a woman … *laughs hysterically* … and Mits, who has to care for our sorry asses. Ha ha ha ha!! *throws the book in the fire and runs THROUGH the door, screaming and yelling at the top of her lungs*

The end.

…and she's gonna be okay …