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SuGaR HiGh and Lemon Scenes
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Neon: Hmm... Who should I invite to my party? I know!!! I'll ask Kurapika! He might know some more people! *sneaks into Kurapika's room*
Kurapika: -.- ZZZZZZZZ
Neon: WAKE UP!!!*pries Kurapika's eyelids open*
Kurapika: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!*hits his head on the ceiling* Neon, don't do that!!!
Neon: Help me plan my party!!!
Kurapika: What kind of party?
Neon: Lemonade party!
Kurapika: ?
Neon: You know, where everyone gets together to make lemonade.
Kurapika: Oh. Who's coming?
Neon: That's what I want to know. You name some people.
Kurapika: Well, let's see... there's Leorio, Gon, Killua... Senritsu... Basho...
Neon: Good. I'll call them. *leaves the room*
Kurapika: *to himself* She doesn't even know their phone numbers...
Neon: *to the guests* So, we'll start by making lemonade. And then the maker of the best gets a prize! We'll also have a judge!
Menchi: *comes in the door* Hi!
Leorio: Oh, boy...
Gon: *to Killua* What did you put in yours?
Killua: Lemons, water, and.. *the sugar bag rips* and fifty pounds of sugar...
Gon: No salt?
Killua: Ah, good point! *grabs a salt bag, which is really a sugar bag**the sugar bag rips* Hoo, boy...
Senritsu: Weren't you supposed to use spoons?
Killua: Now you tell me...
Kurapika: *looks at Leorio's lemonade* What is that?!
Leorio: I put in a very special ingredient.
Kurapika: And what would that be?
Leorio: I can't tell you.
Kurapika: Why?
Leorio: It's a secret.
Kurapika: Whatever.
Basho: Let's see... Ten lemons should be enough...
Senritsu: Isn't that too much?
Basho: You don't know anything about lemonade, do you? Better sour than watery.
Senritsu: *watching Killua* Or sugary.
Basho: Eh? *sees Killua carrying ten fifty-pound sugar bags* Hey, boy, couldn't you get diabetes or something that way?
Killua: *trips on a lemon peel**the sugar bags rip on the floor* Oh, wow! *starts eating sugar*
Gon: Uh... Killua... that's...
Killua: C'mon, it's fun!!!
Gon: Well... OK! *dives into the sugar pile*
Leorio: ... *thinking* Kurapika said that I could learn something from them...*jumps into the sugar pile and starts eating*
Kurapika: ...
Senritsu: ...
Basho: ...
Neon: ...
Menchi: ...
Neon: Well, the sugar's all gone.
Kurapika: I'll go get some more.
Senritsu: Be careful driving. Don't fall off another cliff.
Kurapika: I won't. *gets into the car and drives away*
Gon, Killua, and Leorio: *all are sugar high* >.O
Everybody Else: *gulp*
Door: *is suddenly flung open*
Kurapika: Oops, there goes another garbage can. *looks behind him* No cliffs in sight.
Car: *goes over a cliff while Kurapika is looking behind him*
Car: *lands in the supermarket parking lot*
Kurapika: Wow, shortcut. *gets out of the car**goes into the supermarket**walks to the sugar aisle**puts a hundred bags of sugar into the cart**goes to the checkout**everybody stares*
Clerk: o.O Okay... that's... *shows Kurapika the amount*
Kurapika: *searches his pockets* Where'd Neon's credit card go?! *to the clerk* I uh... left my credit card in the car...*runs out of the supermarket**searches the car* Not here... *drives the car back to the Nostrad Mansion**sees the people who flung open the door* ...
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Oh, I really wonder who those people were... What was the 'secret ingerdient' Leorio put in his lemonade?

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Genei Ryodan Party Bashers
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Kurapika: What are they doing here?!
Feitan: Danchou dragged us over. He's a party animal.
Neon: *to Kurapika* Did you get the sugar?
Kurapika: I forgot the credit card...
Senritsu: You went over another cliff, didn't you?
Kurapika: ...
Machi: *kicks Killua, who is drooling on her foot*
Shizuku: *kicks Gon, who is drooling on her foot*
Menchi: *kicks Leorio, who is drooling on her foot*
Caruto: *tugs on Illumi's sleeve* Big brother, what are they doing?
Illumi: ... *changes the subject* Why don't you do what you came here for?
Caruto: *blushes**goes over to Gon**kisses him on the cheek*
Gon: *blushes**starts drools on Caruto's foot*
Killua: *temporarily becomes non-SuGaR-HiGh* Sis? Did you just...*goes back to being SuGaR HiGh**drools on Machi's foot*
Kurapika: *glaring contest with Kuroro*
Kuroro: *giddy grin contest with Kurapika*
Basho: *mixing lemonade trying to ignore everyone else*
Hisoka: *throwing cards and breaking glass pitchers*
Neon: Well, as long you seven are here, you might as well make lemonade.
Caruto: Can we, big brother? Please?
Illumi: *looks at Hisoka, who shrugs* I guess.
Caruto: Yay!
Gon: *still a little SuGaR HiGh* I'll show you how.
Caruto: OK!
Killua: *still very SuGaR HiGh* O.
Leorio: *falls asleep from boredom and lack of sugar*
Kurapika: *glaring contest with Kuroro*
Kuroro: *giddy grin contest with Kurapika*
Feitan: *drinking Killua's very sugary lemonade*Hee hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shizuku: *bashes Feitan on the head with Deme-chan*
Feitan: Hee hee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
Deme-chan: *to itself* Ouchies...
Neon: *waves a card in Kurapika's face* Here's the credit card. GO GET THE SUGAR!!!
Kurapika: *takes the credit card**leaves while still glaring at Kuroro**turns around to avoid smacking his head in the door*
Everybody Else: o.O
Machi: What the heck kind of thing is that?
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So what did they all(except for Kurapika) see?

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Shin-chan Terrorizes! (Kurapika, That Is)
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Kurapika: *gets in the car* I will not go over the cliff, I will not go over the cliff...
Car: *approaches the cliff*
Mysterious Thing That Was Hanging on Kurapika's Back: *covers Kurapika's eyes**blows in Kurapika's ear**(sound familiar?)*
Car: *goes over the cliff*
Mysterious Thing That Was Hanging on Kurapika's Back: Shinnosuke(A/N: I forgot his last name). Everyone calls me Shin-chan. I'm five. *starts blushing* Do you like to eat green peppers?
Kurapika: *sigh*
Shin-chan: You're very pretty. Wanna be my girlfriend?
Kurapika: I'm a BOY!!!
Shin-chan: So you had plastic surgery or something?
Kurapika: *bangs his head on the windshield**thinking* How did this freak get into my car?!
Shin-chan: So where are you going?
Kurapika: The supermarket.
Shin-chan: I want little bear cookies and chocolate!!!
Kurapika: I never asked you what you wanted...
Car: *lands in the parking lot*
Kurapika: *gets out of the car*
Shin-chan: Take me with you!
Kurapika: Fine. Where's your mother, anyway?
Shin-chan: At home. Wanna see a picture of my family?
Kurapika: *outside* Okay. *inside* No.
Shin-chan: Here. *shows Kurapika a picture*
Kurapika: Your dad looks a lot like Leorio. *thinking* This is Leorio's kid?!
Shin-chan: Who's Leorio?
Kurapika: Nobody.
Shin-chan: Your boyfriend?
Kurapika: I TOLD YOU I'M A GUY!!!
Everyone in the Store: *stare*
Kurapika: *sigh*
Shin-chan: I want little bear cookies and chocolate!!!
Kurapika: No.
Shin-chan: *to other shoppers**yelling* Help! She's trying to kidnap me!!!
Kurapika: O.O SHUT UP!!! Fine, I'll buy them!
Kurapika and Shin-chan: *at the checkout line*
Everyone in Line: *stare*
Scary-looking Man: *to Shin-chan* Hello.
Shin-chan: o.O Mommy!!! *grabs Kurapika's leg*
Everyone in Supermarket: *stare*

Kurapika: Happy?
Shin-chan: These cookies taste old.
Kurapika: *makes another crack on the windshield*
Neon: Did you get the sugar?
Kurapika: Yeah. And a little—
Shin-chan: *shaking Leorio* Daddy, Daddy, what are you doing here?
Everyone Else (Besides Shin-chan, Leorio and Kurapika): o.O
Leorio: Eh? Who are you?
Shin-chan: Mommy—*points to Kurapika*—took me shopping!
Killua: *to Gon* Ah, so Kurapika is a woman!
Kurapika: *faints from utter desperation*
Kuroro: So we were dealing with a Chain-Girl instead of a Chain-Guy!
Neon: *to Hisoka* Do you know CPR?
Shin-chan: I do!!!
Neon: Really...
Shin-chan: It's Candy, Presents, and Reindeer!!!
Neon: Uh, no. Nobody else knows CPR?
The Guys: Absolutely not!!!
Caruto: I didn't learn that.
Shizuku: I forgot it.
Menchi: I know the Heimlich Maneuver, but it probably won't help.
Machi: I think I know it.
Neon: Thank the lord.
Machi: *bends over Kurapika**gives him CPR*
Everyone Else: o.O
Shin-chan: Lesbians?
Machi: Where did you learn that word?!
Kurapika: @.@ *throws his arms around Machi's neck*
Machi: *blush*
Everyone Else: o.O
Shin-chan: *singing* Ding-dong, the wedding bells are ringing...
Kurapika: *wakes up**blushes*
Shin-chan: *singing* Here comes the groom, skinny as a broom. Here comes the bride, fair, fat, and wide. Here comes the usher, the old toilet flusher..
Kurapika and Machi: Shut up.
So it was Shin-chan. Torturing Kurapika. Embarrassing Machi. Equals KurapikaXMachi! Next, let's try for more of Hisoka and Feitan, and Shizuku, and Kuroro, and Illumi, and Gon, and Caruto, and Killua, and Menchi.

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The Lemonade That Got Spiked (by Illumi's Pins)
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{Senritsu and Basho have left for fear of their sanity}
Shin-chan: Lemonade!!! *throws an ice cube at Hisoka*
Hisoka: *the ice cube hits him in a 'certain part'* Ouch! >.
Shin-chan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! SCARY MAN!!! *hides behind Kurapika* Mommy, help me!
Hisoka: >. You'll pay for that!!!
Shin-chan: *sniff* Mommy, don't let the scary man hurt me!
Kurapika: *sigh**kicks Hisoka where the ice cube hit*
Shin-chan: Wow. Goal!
Hisoka: >.

Shin-chan: Hey, you! *points at Feitan*
Feitan: Yes...?
Shin-chan: Do you have a 'Zou-san?'
Feitan: What's that?
Shin-chan: This! *pulls down his pants* Elephant patotoy, elephant patotoy...
Feitan: Oh, like this? *starts doing the Elephant Patotoy*
Everyone Else: o.O
Killua: He does act a lot like Leorio.
Gon: Like father like son...
Shizuku: It's a mess in here. Deme-chan, let's clean up. Hey, you! Get off!
Shin-chan: *riding on Deme-chan* Whee!!!
Kurapika: Shin-chan...
Shin-chan: Whee!!!
Shizuku: Please get off my Deme-chan.
Shin-chan: Whee!!!
Shizuku: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?!
Shin-chan: Whee!!!
Shizuku: *to Kurapika* Do something!
Kurapika: ...
Machi: *applies make-up* Hey... *taps Shin-chan on the shoulder*
Shin-chan: Ooooooooooh... *starts blushing* MynameisShinnosukeandI'mfive.Doyouliketoeatgreenpeppers?
Machi: ;)
Shin-chan: @o@
Everyone Else: -_-;
Deme-chan: *to itself* -_-;
Kuroro: *drinks Leorio's lemonade**to Hisoka* Hey, this is good!
Hisoka: *drinks the lemonade* Feitan...
Feitan: *drinks the lemonade* WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Illumi: *drinks the lemonade**starts hugging Hisoka*
Caruto: ;_; Big brother, big brother!!! Are you okay?!
Menchi: Something is wrong with them. *drinks the lemonade* @.
Caruto: ;_; This is scary...
Gon: It'll be okay...
Leorio: *drinks his lemonade**starts dancing with Kuroro*
Shin-chan: *to Kurapika* Something happened to Daddy. Right?
Kurapika: ...
Shin-chan: *drinks the lemonade**he and Feitan both do the Elephant Patotoy*
Neon: Oh, darn...
Shizuku: How many of us are still sane?
Killua: A million, a hundred and sixteen, negative two, zero, ten thousand twenty three, negative fifty billion point five, seven... I think. I wasn't ever too good with numbers...
Kurapika: I can see why...
Machi: *drinks the lemonade**starts dancing a jig*
Caruto: Make that six.
Shin-chan: *peeks under Caruto's kimono* Oh, Sailor Moon!
Killua: *to Caruto* I thought you got rid of those.
Caruto: *blush*
Shin-chan: *sticks his face up Gon's shorts* Oh...
Caruto: *blush* What kind?
Killua: Caruto!
Shin-chan: Sponge Bob Square Pants!
Gon: *blush*
Caruto: *blush*
Killua: *gape*
Kurapika: *facefault*
Shizuku: *facefault*
Neon: *facefault*
Shin-chan: *looks up Killua's pant leg* Hahahahahaha!!!
Caruto: What is it?
Killua: Caruto!!!
Shin-chan: Barney...
Caruto: *snicker*
Gon: *snicker*
Killua: *very red in the face* Sis! Gon!!!
Shizuku: *facefault*
Neon: *facefault*
Kurapika: *looks green**drinks Leorio's lemonade, forgetting what could happen*
Shizuku: Did he just...?
Neon: >. I hope not.
Kurapika: *kisses Machi very passionately*
Gon: >.
Caruto: >.
Killua: >.
Shizuku: >.
Neon: >.
Shin-chan: XD Mommy?!
Neon: That's five left.
Shin-chan: *lifts up Neon's skirt* Hehe...
Neon: You little...
Killua: Strawberries? And...
Neon: DON'T SAY IT!!!
Gon and Caruto: Kurapika?!
Neon: *blush*
Shizuku: *facefaults* It might as well have chains on it instead!
Neon: Ah, good point! I'll keep that in mind!
Killua: *facefault*
Gon: *facefault*
Caruto: *facefault*
Shizuku: *facefault* My face is hurting from all this facefaulting...
Neon: ^-^
Kurapika: *to Neon* Would you like a drink? *holds out a cup of lemonade*
Neon: *drinks the lemonade**falls into Kurapika's arms*
Shizuku: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, boy...
Gon: That's four.
Caruto: Who's next?
Killua: *sweatdrop* Definitely not me...
Shizuku: So...
Shin-chan: *to Shizuku* What's your size?
Shizuku: ...
Shin-chan: *to Gon* What's your size?
Gon: ...which size?
Caruto: *looks very faint*
Killua: *grabs a glass of lemonade**gives it to Caruto*
Caruto: Thanks, Killu. *drinks the lemonade**clings to Gon's neck*
Gon: Yah, choking me...
Killua: *shoves lemonade down Gon's throat*
Gon: *falls over, right on top of Caruto**kissy-kissy scene*
Killua: God, please save me...
Shizuku: Two... Hey! What the heck do you think you're doing?!
Killua: *'feeding' lemonade to Deme-chan*
Shizuku: *bashes Killua on the head with Deme-chan*
Killua: @.@ *starts drinking the lemonade**hugs Deme-chan* Mommy dearest...
Deme-chan: *blows up from insanity[1]*
Shizuku: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! Deme-chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *becomes very depressed**drinks the lemonade**does the happy dance**pulls down the THE END curtain*
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[1] I think there was a movie called "Mommy Dearest," a guy's head blows up.

Princess Floréa: So, how was that? The secret ingredient was... sadly... alcohol. Yep, that was Leorio's special addition that got everyone drunk... hahahahaha... I'd better throw that stuff out now... before...
Kurapika-sama: *staggers into the room*
Floraleon: *runs into the room* I tried to stop him!!!
Kurapika-sama: @.
Princess Floréa: *sigh*