A/N: Bold is Dean, normal is Sam, italics is Cas. Later chapters will include call transcripts. Enjoy! :)


Sam?

Sam y rnt u picking up

Sam

Sammy

Sam

What's up?

GODDAMNIT SAM HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN

SO LONG SAM

SO LONG

SO LONG W/O MY LITTLE BRO

Two hours, Dean.

XACTLY

What do you want?

WERE HAV U BIN

Shops. Scoping out the area. Shops.

Aww did widdle Sammy need sum girly frufru stuff? Mayb a new pair of skinny jeans? Makeup? Tampons?

Dude, I can assure you from my time with Jess that tampons are not girly frufru stuff.

Not dnying it then?

Piss off

;) NEway hurry up nd get bak, shit's gotta get dun nd no1 else is gna do it

Dean, please, can you just type properly?

R u hvng trbl rdng it?

Do you have some deep seated hatred for vowels that I haven't heard about?

Nope, a plain-2-c luv 4 pisng off m ltl bro J

You're succeeding.

I no. Im gr8 m job.

I know you're doing it on purpose. Ugh. Whatever. I got the salt. Are you sure we need so much?

It's a big 1.

That's what she said.

-.- srsly

;) So you really think we need five three-kilo bags?

… I sed 5 1kg bags.

No you didn't.

… Okay, yes you did.

Dammit sam

Cud u txt cas

No way. Last time I texted him, he sent his reply off to some random guy. It wasn't even a reply, he just smashed his fingers on the keys and hoped for the best.

Y ddnt he send it 2 u?

I don't think he fully understands the concept of a phone number. He just smashed his fingers on the keys and hoped for the best.

Goddamnit

Say that a few more times and you won't need to text him. He'll just turn up.

... Dean, you aren't actually doing it, are you? It won't work. He's not an angel anymore, remember?

DFSDHFDSJKHFJ

If you're going to keymash then we won't even need Cas.

JUST TXT HIM

You do it.

Y

You tell me, "profound bond".

I h8 u

K hes coming

Meet da motel

Got it


Hlo sm

Cas?

Ys I m cs

Could you get Dean to show you how to use the keypad properly?

I dd

…Of course. Riight. Um, Cas, do me a favor and ignore Dean. You need to press every letter.

Bt sam

Ts anoyin

2 mny sml kys

I know, but you still have to.

Dn dsnt

I do not care what Dean does or doesn't do.

Cas?

Hello?

Is this better?

Yeah. I'm on my way to the motel. Are you with Dean?

Are you there?

It takes a long time to reply this way. I am slow. Sorry.

Twenty minutes to type that? Wow.

Yes. I am with Dean. He is driving to the motel.

Where are you?

This is taking too long. I'm going to call.

Nearly there.

Oh, fine. After all that effort.


A/N: Next chapter will be a call transcript. :)