Twi Trek

Chapter 86


Captain's Log

Stardate: 3039

Today we begin our journey back to Earth so we can report our discoveries from our five-year journey through space. Not many ships get the opportunity to marry off their captain, first officer, and primary physician, but also save an entire planet from sexual frustration. Not only on Rimjob, buy again at our final destination, planet Tossed Salad.

"Dude, maybe you should take to someone at Starfleet about renaming that last one. A planet full of screaming va-jay-jays should be named planet Muff."

"For fuck's sake, Boner! Can you ever just keep your damn mouth shut?"

A/N: That's it! We will be posting a special Boner/Riley something. Cuz... They're just too hot. So stay tuned for that! And of course whatever we dream up to write next! We thank you guys from the bottom of our hearts for all of your support. These things are so fun for us and we love that you overlook small (huge) plot holes and go along for the fun! Love you guys to infinity and beyond!


ps... Soooo sorry for the epic delay! I've been super busy and without a computer/Internet it's hard to keep up on my phone!