Summary: This is what happens when England accidentally puts the 'Inner Opposite' potion in Canada's drink. Now, they have the insane Canada who keeps on bashing the table with a hockey stick. God help us all.
Warnings: Insane-ish!Canada XD
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England didn't mean to put the 'Inner Opposite' potion in Canada's coffee. He meant to put it in Russia's, America's, and France's drinks so that they would be the better, nicer versions of themselves for a week. He had accidentally put the whole load in Canada's maple-flavored coffee. At first, he thought it was America's, then he accidentally dumped the whole bottle in the coffee. Then Canada came up, took it and slammed it all down with a happy sigh.
Now, the English nation was waiting for what was going to happen. He was waiting for Canada's outburst, watching the Canadian as America went on and on about his 'wonderful' idea. That's what it happened.
"AND SO I believe taking away hockey from Canadians will cut violence rates down a lot in North America. I mean, have you seen them?! THEY BEAT UP RUSSIA'S TEAM!", America ranted.
"YOU WON'T TAKE MY HOCKEY AWAY FROM ME, YOU BASTARD!", Canada snarled, before he stood up and tackled America to the ground.
Wrapping his hands tightly around the America's neck.
"MY HOCKEY YOU JEALOUS HOSER! YOU JUST WANT TO THINK YOUR THE DAMN HERO! CANADA IS FUCKING AWESOME YOU DAMN ASS-KISSING BASTARD! HOCKEY RULES, TOO FUCKING AWESOME FOR YOUR DUMB ASS! GO BACK TO YOUR GAY FOOTBALL WHERE THE GUYS GROPE OTHER GUYS ASSES!", Canada snarled, as he started to America head into the floor.
"I think America's point was just proven... for once he wasn't speaking nonsense.", gaped one of the nations.
"I'LL RIP OUT YOUR INSIDES AND FED THEM TO KUMA! KUMA, GET SOME MAPLE SYRUP AND YOU CAN EAT HIS ASS!", Canada snarled.
His polar bear nodded, and held out a bottle of maple syrup that seemed to come out of nowhere (and my nowhere, I mean Canada's jacket that is hanging off the chair he was sitting on).
"Shouldn't we stop this?", Germany deadpanned.
"Nah.", England snickered, enjoying this.
He took this 'accident' as a gift, now.
A week later Canada was apologizing to America over and over again - despite the fact the country couldn't hear him, as he was in a coma. Meanwhile, the nations were trying to take hockey away from Canada only for threats from said country be thrown at them. Hell, Russia got thrown out a window. Then, they proposed that they give Canada free happy pills.
It didn't work out so well...
"I LOVE YOU MAN! SO MUCH!", Canada sobbed into America as soon as he left the hospital.
"We really need to do something about this.", England muttered.
"Non! Too much fun!", France laughed.
I.. have no idea where this drabble came from O.O