Disclaimer: I don't own it.
Sung to the tune of 'My Darling Clementine'.
In a Borg Hive, in a Borg Hive,
Assimilated for a time
Dwelt a girl named Annika Hansen,
But we call her Seven-Of-Nine
Oh my darling, oh my darling,
Oh my darling, Seven-Of-Nine!
Thou art lost to me forever
Dreadful sorry, Seven-Of-Nine
Light she was and like a fairy,
And her bodysuit the color of wine
Very tight and quite distracting,
High heels were for Seven-Of-Nine
Ruby lips I'd love to kiss,
And her skin so soft and fine,
But she ran off with Chakotay,
So I lost my Seven-Of-Nine
How I miss you! How I miss you,
My photonic heart does pine,
I never will forget you,
Oh my darling Seven-Of-Nine .