The girl invader

I am updating/editing this whole story. This is my newly updated chapter one! I've just edited a few things, nothing to important. Hope you like it. Thank you to everyone who is reading, favoriteing, and fallowing this story.

Chapter 1 - Gir what you have done?!

Zim had just finish a machine that would hopeful destroy the dib beast.

"Muhahahaha! My dib-destroyer is finish! The dib human won't know what hit him!" Zim announced loudly in his in the Frankenstein 'it's a live' pose.

"Hit who?" Gir asked walking in with the dreaded waffles.

Zim's eyes widened in fear seeing the 'waffles'

"Oh.. Hello Gir." Zim said trying to act busy.

"Master I made WAFFLES! Just for yooooooooou master" Gir said going a little crazy.

He ran over to Zim who in turn was trying to maneuver around Gir and the waffles; making Gir drop a few waffles on the floor. Finally Gir used his rockets to boost his jump and tackled Zim to the floor.

While he tackled Zim, Zim's newly finish dib-destroyer's big red activation button was pressed by a large, who knows what filled, waffle. The both looked up from where they landed on the floor. Their eyes met a red glowing barreled dib-destroyer.

They both screamed as they were blasted with a blinding white light. Zim's scream was more of a tariffed scream because he didn't actually know what the weapon would do; all he knew is that he was going to us it on dib.

Gir on the other hand had a delightful laughter sort of scream.

The light faded and their screaming slowly died down. In the mist of for once being excited that his weapon failed to work Zim and Gir failed to realize that the dreaded waffle that cased this chaos hit the button so hard the dib-destroyer fell off of the table and shattered in to servile hundred pieces. Unable to be whole again. The wishful thinking of reversing the change was instantly destroyed along with the weapon.

When the smoke cleared and they were so surprise they weren't dead that neither noticed Zim was a very different alien. It wasn't a subtle or gradual change; no the change happened all at once.

It was like a powerful punch was thrown at him, hitting him everywhere at once. It was a painful mixture of cramping, boobs, his clothes not fitting, growing slightly taller, a voice change, his hands cleaner and longer(because he doesn't have nails), his lips greener and plumper, his antennas smoother and they now slightly curled at the end, and he just sparkled with feminine beauty.

Yep, his dib-destroyer made him the almighty Zim a girl.

Gir's eyes widened when he looked at Zim. Gir slowly got up and inched away from Zim.

"Master?" Gir asked cautiously.

"Of course Gir, who else would it be?" Zim said ask he stood up. His voice a higher pitch, it now resembled something close to a preppy school girl now.

He groaned and clutched his stomach.

'Why was Zim having pain in his sqeedlysmoch' Zim thought to himself. Gir started to back away somewhat nervously.

"What's wrong Gir?" Zim asked Gir noticing he looked quite terrified. Gir ran off crying while screaming "master looks funny!"

Zim worried and confused ran over to the closest mirror and looked at himself.


(Pan out. You can see Gir hiding somewhere in the base whimpering)

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Pan out more. You see dib give a startled jump from his bed. Dib looks out his window and whispers "Zim?")


(Pan out even more. And you see the baobab tree from lion king. Rafiki the baboon looks up and says "I see. I see.")

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Pan back in to see Zim. He takes a few breaths)

- huff huff huff-

(Then starts again)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhh

(Pan out EVEN MORE. And you see the whole world.)

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Zim shrieked likeā€¦ well a girl. The terror of the situation finally caught up to him making zim's knees grow weak. About to collapse Zim wobbled his way to the closest chair and fell into it. Zim sat in the chair letting the fact of him being transformed sink in. time seem to pass quickly. Soon it had been over a half hour.

That was when Gir slowly poked his head though the door

"Are you ok master?" he asked quietly.

"No Gir. I AM NOT OK! LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO ME!" Zim shouted at Gir making him whimper and duck back around the corner.