Eridan picks Sollux up and throws him on the bed.
Eridan pulls off Sollux's panties.
licks Sollux's tentabulge
Eridan takes his tentabulge and lets Sollux touch it (A/N SCANDALOUS AUUUHHUH)
Sollux shoves Eridan's tentabulge into Sollux's nook hoo hoo hoo.
They fall alseep.