The Doctor sat there staring at the pineapple. His pineapple. It was so green and golden and majestic. The pineapple stared back, deep into his eyes and the Doctor let go. Let go of all his pain and loss and felt only for the pineapple in front of him. He ran his hands along the pineapples perfect spikes, kissing it softly on it's forehead right below the top. The pineapple's luscious green top tickled his nose and the Doctor smiled against the pineapple. He seductively stroked the top of the pineapple. He licked his tongue across the pineapple and the pineapple purred beneath him. The Doctor moaned as he shoved the pineapple up against the wall and ran his teeth down the pineapple's spikes. He felt the pineapple tense up beneath him as he kissed it passionately. His thumb caressed the spikes slowly as he groaned against the pineapple. The Doctor gave a yelp as the pineapple nipped him playfully and the door of the room flung open.
Rose stared in horror at what she was seeing. The Doctor with another woman! Impossible!
"Doctor how could you do this to me?!" Rose cried as tears started to form.
"Rose! No! It's not what it looks like!"
"Really?" Tears were flowing freely now, "Cause it looks like you were just about to get intimate with a pineapple instead of me!"
"No really! That's not it at all!"
"Don't lie to me!"
Rose turned to run out the door.
"No! Martha wait!"
The Doctor felt the blood drain from his face. Her name wasn't Martha!
Rose spun around, "MARTHA?! MARTHA I'M NOT MARTHA YOU BITCH!"
"SARAH I'M SORRY!"
Rose ran forward, pulled him close and slapped him.
"I KNEW IT! I TOLD YOU! I KNEW YOU WOULD END UP FORGETTING MY NAME AND YOU HAVE!"
Rose stepped back slowly looking broken. The Doctor didn't know what to say. She was right; in his moment of passion with the pineapple he had forgotten her name.
She was walking slowly towards the door having turned away with tears rolling down her cheeks.
At the last moment she turned back and asked quietly, "Did you really? Doctor, did you really forget my name?"
The Doctor stared at her then he felt something, the oncoming sass swelled up inside of him.
"Bitch I might have."