A/N: Oh God please don't kill me.
I know I haven't updated in a while, and I know I suck. To be honest, I don't even usually come on here anymore. I haven't forgotten, but it's just been a weird/hard couple of months. I won't bore you with details, but I'll just say that best friends aren't always friends and it's the unexpected people that help you when you fall.
Anyway to the story.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock.


So, a girl? -SH

Yep, we're thinking about a name. -JW

For what? -SH

The name. -JW

Oh. How about Shirley? That's a pretty name I always thought it was a pretty name. -SH

No. -JW

Willow? Willa? Scotti? Scottia? -SH

No, Sherlock. -JW

Fine, whatever. -SH


We've decided on a name. -JW

Great. -SH

Her name is Locke. Mary thought it was lovely. And it's after you so... -JW
Sherlock? -JW
Hello? -JW
Oh God did you freeze again? -JW
Do I need to go over there? -JW
Sherlock! -JW

No, no I'm here. -SH

Good. You okay? -JW

Yeah, just... -SH
Thank you. -SH

Would it really have been any other way? -JW

Not a really good name though, is it? Locke Watson? Middle name? -SH

Uh, Locke Harriet Watson. -JW

Oh my god, John, that's absolutely horrid! Think of poor Locke! -SH

We could always just name her Rachel Harriet Watson. -JW

No, no, Locke is good. -SH

Thought so. -JW

A/N: Feel free to be angry with me, I am angry with me to. I really am very sorry and you guys (If any of you still read this) have no obligation to forgive me. I've posted this chapter, but I cannot guarantee another in the near future.

Hopefully, there will be. I'm not saying there will, I'm just saying hopefully. I'm having personal issues I'm not going to discuss, and I know this is not an excuse and that I have you lovely people depending on me for another chapter and I let you down completely.

Thank you for reading this, whomever you may be. And this is not the last chapter, but it may be for a while.

Again, I apologize for the hiatus.