Hm, now this was tricky.
Naruto pondered a bit. Yeah, his image would be ruined yes. But…in the end he would get the girl.
The girl froze.
"N-no copy and pasting! 100% original!"
The girl was flustered. This wasn't supposed to turn out like this!
"I won't date you tell it's finished!" and with that she ran off.
Naruto smiled. He was gonna finally get a date with Sakura.
Naruto had been chasing after Sakura for years, until today. She pulled him to the side and told him the most weirdest thing. She likes yaoi. Guy on guy sex. She explained that if she was to date someone she needed to be with a man who was okay with that. In order to prove themselves though they would have to write her a yaoi. Naruto blew through his noise. Writing guy on guy smutt. How hard could that be?
"Gah! Ino you idiot, this is your fault!"
Sakura yelled at her best friend Ino. See, Sakura wasn't one to play the 'bad guy' so she had asked for advise on how to stop Naruto from chasing her. Ino, being the REAL yaoi fan, was the one who proposed the idea that Naruto should write a yaoi story. Hoping that it would freak him out to the point of reconsidering whether or not to continue going after Sakura.
"So he's really gonna do it huh?"
Ino smirked. She knew Naruto's writing skills and knew he had a way with words. Combine that with the beauty of yaoi Ino knew that it was going to be a work of art. Knowing Naruto's cockiness and determination she knew Naruto wasn't gonna turn it down, she just needed to give Naruto the right motivation. In other words, yeah, she used them both.
"Ino this isn't funny!" Sakura whined as she saw Ino's smirk grow bigger. Sakura shivered. She was afraid. Ino always tried to get her to read that smutt but wouldn't. Just the thought of two guys… Sakura screamed in horror. There was no way in hell she would ever read it. Worst part was, Ino knew it too.
"Relax, if he does it then send it to me. I'll read it, give you a summary and tell you if it's date worthy."
"Yeah, the smuttier the better."
"But Ino! I don't wanna date him!"
"Tough. Oh and, explain to him the everytime he wants to date you he has to write a new yaoi."
"Why?" Sakura wanted to cry.
"One, he'll probably run out of ideas. Two, find it too embarrassing to do JUST for one lossy date. Then three, he'll finally give up on you."
Sakura took in all of Ino's words and nodded. She hoped it would work.
"You what?" Kiba commented as he dropped his spoon.
"I have to write Sakura yaoi in order to date her."
"…you do realize what 'yaoi' is…don't you?"
"Guy on guy smutt?"
"Ten Ten would kill you if she heard that." Neji commented as he took a seat next to Naruto. "To girls…it's a lot more."
"It's all about 'the love'." Kiba raised his eyebrows suggestively.
"Basicly-" Shikamaru add in as he too took a seat next to them "a fan girls fantasy of forbinnen love."
"…how come you guys know so much about yaoi?"
The boys laughed a nervous chuckled. Neji sat next to Ten Ten in all his classes who was hands down obsessed with yaoi. Shikamaru already had a yaoi crazied girlfriend. And Kiba…poor Kiba lived with a Yaoi crazied sister.
"Don't ask." They all commented.
"Fine." Naruto rolled his eyes "I won't." and started digging into his lunch.
"…why are you so okay with this?" Neji had to ask.
Naruto shrugged his shoulders.
"I don't know, guess it's cause I can kinda relate since I like yuuri and all."
"Yeah but yaoi and yuuri are two totally different things!" Kiba yelled.
"Meh, all I have to do is think about what any normal pairing is like, write it up, then change the name of the female to a male one. How hard can it be?"
"Damn this is hard!"
Naruto yelled in frustration.
"Naruto! Focus!" His teacher barked at him.
Naruto pouted in his seat. He always did write the best stories while he was in class. To be in a room so boring it was impossible not imagining something else. He then looked down at his blank sheet of paper. Hm…what to write what to write… he then glanced around the classroom. He could always write about a gay couple in a school, but on what drama? There was always some sort of drama in teenage girl romance novel. Otherwise…what would be the point? For guys all you needed was sex and volla! It's a master piece!
The bell ringed and Naruto sighed. His paper was still empty. Damn, who knew that coming up with a gay story could turn out to be so damn hard? I mean…wasn't life in general gay? As Naruto was packing his things he then noticed Sakura talking to Sasuke. Sasuke…that bastered. Could have any girl he wanted without so much as bat an eyelash. Yet he didn't just to piss the guys off. And you know he did just for that reason too from the way he looked at guys as there passing by. 'oh yeah, I'm sexy and I know it'. …show off.
Then, the unthinkable happened. Sakura took his hand by both of hers and dragged him off somewhere. …what the hell? Naruto bolted out of the room and followed them.
He followed them to the school garden, which was odd. Why the hell would she be taking him here?
"S-Sasuke-kun?" She began stuttering and blushing like the high school girl she was. Then it dawned on Naruto.
"No…" he whispered out loud to himself.
"W-would you….go on a date with me!?" and Naruto's world shattered. Never in his life had he felt so hurt. So…used. Did Sasuke have to write a yaoi to date her? Noooo. So why did he have too?! Hell, did she even like yaoi? Was it just a way to creep him away from her? Naruto fell to his knees. He wanted to cry.
"No." Sasuke stated dully.
"Huh? B-but why?"
"…I like somebody else."
And with that Sasuke walked off. As broken and heart shattered as he was, Naruto did hear that and a dark evil smile crept onto his face.
"I think…I have an idea for my 'yaoi' book now."
He got up and started walking home, smile never once leaving his face. He was gonna get back at them with one stone.