So, yeah, I lately read a lot of Cats stories and thought this might turn out good. I'm qutie happy with what I have till now, though I'm sure it will take long to complete that storie.

Cats doesn't belong to me, neither does Harry Potter. (If it did Remus and Sirius would still be alive)

Read and Review please.


Prologue

"Are you blind when you're born?"
– Munkustrap
"Can you see in the dark?"
– Demeter
"Can you look at a king?"
– Skimbleshanks
"Would you sit on his throne?"
– Asparagus
Can you say of your bite that it's worse than your bark?"
- Tugger
"Are you cock of the walk"
– Alonzo
"When you're walking alone?"

Everyone:

"Because Jellicles are and Jellicles do
Jellicles would and Jellicles could
Jellicles would and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do"

"When you fall on your head, do you land on your feet?"
- Jelly
"Are you tense when you sense there's a storm in the air?"
- Coricopat
"Can you find your way blind when you're lost in the street?"
– Jemima
"Do you know how to go to the heaviside layer?"

Everyone:

"Because Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do"

"Can you ride on a broomstick to places far distant?"
- Tantomile
"Familiar with candle, with book, and with bell?"
Victoria, Electra and Jenny
"Were you Whittington's friend?"
- Bomba
"The Pied Piper's assistant?"
- Mistoffelees
"Have you been an alumnus of heaven or hell?"
- Tumblebrutus

"Are you mean like a minx?"
- Mungojerrie
"Are you lean like a lynx?"
- Rumpleteazer
"Are you keen to be seen when you're smelling a rat?"
- Etcetera
"Were you there when the pharaohs commissioned the Sphinx?"
– Cassandra

Everyone:

"If you were and you are, you're a Jellicle cat!"
"Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats"

"We can dive through the air like a flying trapeze
We can turn double somersaults, bounce on a tire
We can run up a wall, we can swing through the trees
We can balance on bars, we can walk on a wire"

"Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicles can and Jellicles do"

"Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats"

Queens:

Can you sing at the same time in more than one key?

Duets by Rossini-"

Toms:

"-and waltzes by Strauss?

And can you (as cats do) begin with a 'C'?"

Everyone:

"That always triumphantly brings down the house?
Jellicle cats are queen of the nights
Singing at astronomical heights
Handling pieces from the 'Messiah'
Hallelujah, angelical Choir"

"The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity
Round the cathedral rang 'Vivat'
Life to the everlasting cat!
Feline, fearless, faithful and true
To others who do what"

"Jellicles do and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do
Jellicle cats sing Jellicle chants
Jellicles old and Jellicles new
Jellicle song and Jellicle dance"

"Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats"

"Practical cats, dramatical cats
Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
Oratorical cats, Delphic-Oracle cats
Skeptical cats, Dyspeptical cats
Romantical cats, Pedantical cats
Critical cats, parasitical cats
Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
Statistical cats and mystical cats
Political cats, hypocritical cats
Clerical cats, hysterical cats
Cynical cats, rabbinical cats"

"Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle bells that Jellicles ring
Jellicle sharps and Jellicle flats
Jellicle songs that Jellicles sing"

"Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats
Jellicle songs for Jellicle cats"

-CATS-

"There's a man over there with a look of surprise
As much as to say well now how about that?"
– Asparagus

"Do I actually see with my own very eyes
A man who's not heard of a Jellicle cat?
What's a Jellicle cat? What's a Jellicle cat?"
– Munkustrap

-CATS-

Everyone:

"The naming of cats is a difficult matter
It isn't just one of your holiday games
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three different names"
"First of all, there's the name that the family use daily
Such as Peter, Augustus, Alonzo or James
Such as Victor or Jonathan, George or Bill Bailey
All of them sensible, everyday names"

"There are fancier names if you think they sound sweeter
Some for the gentlemen, some for the dames
Such as Plato, Admetas, Electra, Demeter
But all of them sensible everyday names"

But I tell you a cat needs a name that's particular
A name that's peculiar, and more dignified
Else how can he keep up his tail perpendicular
Or spread out his whiskers, or cherish his pride?

"Of names of this kind, I can give you a quorum
Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo or Coricopat
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellylorum
Names that never belong to more than one cat"

"But above and beyond there's still one name left over
And that is the name that you never will guess
The name that no human research can discover
But the at himself knows, and will never confess"

"When you notice a cat in profound meditation
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in a rapt contemplation
Of the thought
Of the thought
Of the thought
Of his name"

"His ineffable effable effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular name"

-Cats-

Munkustrap:

"I have a Gumbie Cat in mind
Her name is Jennyanydots
Her coat is of the tabby kind with tiger stripes and leopard spots
All day she sits upon the stair or on the step or on the mat
She sits and sits and sits and sits
And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat
That's what makes a Gumbie Cat!"

Demeter, Bombalurina and Jellylorum:

"But . . .
When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun
And when all the family's in bed and asleep
She tucks up her skirts to the basement to creep
She is deeply concerned with the ways of the mice"

"Their behaviour's not good and their manners not nice"
- Jenny

Demeter, Bombalurina and Jellylorum:
"So when she has got them lined up on the matting."

"She teaches them music, crocheting and tatting."
– Jenny

Munkustrap:

"I have a Gumbie Cat in mind
Her name is Jennyanydots
The curtain cord she likes to wind and tie it into sailor knots
She sits upon the windowsill or anything that's smooth and flat
She sits and sits and sits and sits
And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat
That's what makes a Gumbie Cat!"

Demeter, Bombalurina and Jellylorum:

"But . . .
When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun
She thinks that the cockroaches-"

"-need employment"
– Jenny

"To prevent them from-"
Demeter, Bombalurina and Jellylorum

"-idle and wanton destroyment"
- Jenny

Demeter, Bombalurina and Jellylorum:
"So she's formed from that lot of disorderly louts
A troop of well disciplined helpful boy scouts"

"With a purpose in life and a good deed to do"
- Jenny

Demeter, Bombalurina and Jellylorum:

"And she's even created a Beetles Tattoo!"

Everyone:

"For she's a jolly good fellow!"

"Thank you my dears!"
-
Jenny

-Cats-

Everyone:

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat"

Tugger:

"If you offer me pheasant I'd rather have grouse
If you put me in a house I would much prefer a flat
If you put me in a flat then I'd rather have a house
If you set me on a mouse then I only want a rat
If you set me on a rat then I'd rather chase a mouse"

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat"
- Everyone
"And there isn't any call for me to shout it"
- Tugger
"For he will do as he do do"
- Everyone
"And there's no doing anything about it!"
- Tugger

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a terrible bore"
- Mistoffelees

Tugger:

"When you let me in, then I want to go out
I'm always on the wrong side of every door
And as soon as I'm at home, then I'd like to get about
I like to lie in the bureau drawer
But I make such a fuss if I can't get out"

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat"
- Everyone
"And it isn't any use for you to doubt it"
- Tugger
"For he will do as he do do"
-
Everyone
And there's no doing anything about it!"
- Tugger

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast"
- Bombalurina

Tugger:

"My disobliging ways are a matter of habit
If you offer me fish then I always want a feast
When there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit
If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
But I only like what I find for myself - No
So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf"

"The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing"
– Everoyne

Tugger:

"The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle
But I'll leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle!"
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle"

"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat"
- Everyone
"And there isn't any need for me to spout it"
- Tugger
"For he will do as he do do"
- Everyone
"And there's no doing anything about it!"
- Tugger

-Cats-

"Bustopher Jones is not skin and bones"- Jenny
"In fact, he's remarkably fat" - Bombalurina
"He doesn't haunt pubs" - Jelly
"he has eight or nine clubs" – Bombalurina
"For he's the St. James Street cat!" – Jenny, Jelly and Bombalurina

"He's the cat we all greet as we walk down the street"
"In his coat of fastidious black"
"No common-place mousers have such well cut trousers" - Jenny
"Or such an impeccable back" - Jelly

"In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is"
"The name of this Brummell of cats" – Jenny
"And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to"
"By Bustopher Jones in white spats" - Jenny, Jelly and Bombalurina

All Toms:

"In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is"
"The name of this Brummell of cats"
"And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to"
"By Bustopher Jones in white spats"

Bustopher Jones:

"My visits are occasional to the senior educational
And it is against the rules
For any one cat to belong both to that
And the joint superior schools"

"When I'm seen in a hurry there's probably curry
At the Siamese or at the glutton
When I look full of gloom then
I've lunched at the tomb
On cabbage, rice pudding and mutton"

Everyone:

"In the whole of St. James's the smartest of names is
The name of this Brummell of cats
And we're all of us proud to be nodded or bowed to
By Bustopher Jones in white"
By Bustopher Jones in white"
By Bustopher Jones in white spats"

Jenny:

"So much in this way passes Bustopher's day
At one club or another he's found
It can be no surprise that under our eyes
He has grown unmistakably round"

"He's a twenty-five pounder" - Jenny

"or I am a bounder" - Bustopher

"And he's putting on weight every day" - Jenny

Bustopher Jones:

"But I'm so well preserved because I've observed
All my life a routine and I'd say
I am still in my prime, I shall last out my time

Jenny:

"That's the word from this stoutest of cats"

Everyone:

"It must and it shall be spring in Pall Mall
While Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white
Bustopher Jones wears white spats"

-Cats-

"Mungojerrie" - Mungo

"and Rumpelteazer" - Teazer

"We're a notorious couple of cats" - Both

"As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians
Tight-rope walkers and acrobats" - Teazer

"We have an extensive reputation
We make our home in Victoria Grove
This is merely our centre of operation" - Mungo

"For we are incurably given to rove" - Teazer

"When the family assembles for Sunday dinner" - both

"With their minds made up that they won't get thinner" - Teazer

" On Argentine joint," - Mungo

"potatoes and greens
And the cook will appear from behind the scenes" - Teazer

"And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow,
"I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow!
"For the joint has gone from the oven like that!" - Mungo

"The family will say, "It's that horrible cat!" - Both

"Was it Mungojerrie" - Mungo

"or Rumpelteazer!" - Teazer

"And most of the time they leave it at that" - Both

Both:

"Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way of working together
And some of the time you would say it was luck
And some of the time you would say it was weather
We go through the house like a hurricane"

" And no sober person" - Mungo

"could take his oath" - both

"Was it Mungojerrie" - Mungo

"or Rumpelteazer?" - Teazer

"Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both?" - Both

Both

"And when you hear a dining room smash
Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash
Or down from the library there comes a loud ping
From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming
The family will say: "Now which was which cat?"

"It was Mungojerrie" – Mungo

"and Rumpelteazer!" - Teazer

"And there's nothing at all to be done about that!" - Both

-Cats-

Munkustrap:

"Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time
He's a cat who has lived many lives in succession
He was famous in proverb and famous in rhyme
A long while before Queen Victoria's accession"

Tugger:

"Old Deuteronomy's buried nine wives
And more - I am tempted to say ninety-nine
And his numerous progeny prospers and thrives
And the village is proud of him in his decline."

Munkustrap:

"At the sight of that placid and bland physiognomy
When he sits in the sun on the vicarage wall
The Oldest Inhabitant croaks"

Munkustrap and Tugger:

"Well, of all things, can it be really?
Yes! No! Ho! Hi! Oh, my eye!
My mind may be wandering, but I confess
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy!"

Everyone:

"Well, of all things, can it be really?
Yes! No! Ho! Hi! Oh, my eye!
My mind may be wandering, but I confess
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy!"

"Well, of all things, can it be really?
Yes! No! Ho! Hi! Oh, my eye!
My mind may be wandering, but I confess
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy!"

"Well, of all things, can it be really?
Yes! No! Ho! Hi! Oh, my eye!"

Old Deuteronomy:

"My legs may be tottery, I must go slow
And be careful of Old Deuteronomy!"

-Cats-

Munkustrap:

"Jellicle Cats meet once a year
On the night we make the Jellicle Choice
And now that the Jellicle Leader is here,
Jellicle Cats can all rejoice!"

"Of the awful battle of the Pekes and the Pollicles
Together with some account
Of the participation
Of the Pugs and the Poms, and the intervention of the Great Rumpus Cat"

"The Pekes and the Pollicles, everyone knows,
Are proud and implacable, passionate foes;
It is always the same, wherever one goes
And the Pugs and the Poms, although most people say
That they do not like fighting. Yet, once in a way,
They now and again join into the fray
And they: "

Everyone:

"Bark Bark Bark Bark

Bark Bark Bark Bark"

Munkustrap

"Until you could hear them all over the park"

"Now on the occasion of which I shall speak
Almost nothing had happened for nearly a week
(And that's a long time for a Pol or a Peke).
The big Police Dog was away from his beat -
I don't know the reason, but most people think
He slipped into the Wellington Arms for a drink -
And no one at all was about on the street
When a Peke and a Pollicle happened to meet.
They did not advance, or exactly retreat,
But they glared at each other, and scraped their hind feet,
And they:"

Peke:

"Bark"

Pollicle:

"Bark"

Peke:

"Bark"

Pollicle:

"Bark
Bark"

Peke:

"Bark"

Pollicle:

"Bark"

Peke:

"Bark"

Munkustrap:

"Until you could hear them all over the park"

"And they:"

Pekes:

"Bark"

Pollicles:

"Bark"

Pekes:

"Bark"

Pollicles:

"Bark
Bark"

Pekes:

"Bark"

Pollicles:

"Bark"

Pekes:

"Bark"

Munkustrap:

"Until you could hear them all over the park"
"Now the Peke, although most people may say what they please,
Is no British Dog, but Heathen Chinese
And so all the Pekes, when they heard the uproar,
Some came to the window, some came to the door;
There was surely a dozen, more likely a score.
And together they started to grumble and wheeze
In their huffery-snuffery Heathen Chinese.
But a terrible din is what Pollicles like,
For your Pollicle Dog is a Doryorkshire tyke,"

Pollicles:

"There were dogs out of every nation
The Irish, the Welsh, and the Dane
The Russian, the Dutch, the Dalmation
And even from China and Spain
From the poodle, the balmy Alstation
And the Basset who growls on the train"

Munkustrap:

"And to those that are frisky and frollicle
That my mean be perfectly plain"

Pollicles:

"That my name is Little Tom Pollicle
And you better not do it again!"

Munkustrap :

"And his braw Scottish cousins are snappers and biters,
And ever dog-jack of them notable fighters;
and so they stepped out with their pipers in order,
Playing When the Blue Bonnets Came Over the Border
Then the Pugs and the Poms held no longer aloof,
But some from the balcony, some from the roof,
Joined in
To the din
With a:"

Everyone:

"Bark Bark Bark Bark
Bark Bark-"

Demeter:

"MACAVITY!"

Everyone froze in their doings at the scream and their heads turned to a certain black and golden coloured queen. Her one arm was raised high into the air, she pointed to the top of a one of the biggest junk-pile. Her whole body shook with fear and immediately each and every Jellicle spun around, to stagger back. There he was.

Macavity, the Napoleon of Crime.

His ragged orange coat looked even worse than normally. The sparks that indicated his magic danced through it and his bright yellow eyes glowed maliciously. He gave an evil laugh, sending everyone scattering. Only one tom stood his ground.

A handsome silver tabby with black stripes. His silver eyes glowed in the moonlight while he stared up at Macavity. The rest of the Jellicles had gathered behind him. A black and white tom and an orange tabby in waistcoat crouched in front of Old Deuteronomy. "What do you want Mac", called the tabby up to the ginger tom. He felt a hand slide into one of his and glanced down. Demeter stood next to him. Her body still shook with her shivers but she stayed by his side bravely.

"This time? Only a little showdown with your brat of a Conjurer Munkustrap." Munkustrap's head shot to the left, where a small black tuxedo tom crouched. A year ago, at the last Jellicle Ball Mistoffelees had used his magic to take Old Deuteronomy back from Macavity. No surprise the evil cat held a grudge against him. Mistoffelees eyes were as wide as dinnerplates though and the dark blue shimmered in his fear. "I think not", answered Munkustrap after taking in the conjurer's panic. "Oh, but it wasn't a request Munkustrap."

Lightning shot forth from Macavity, hitting Munkustrap directly in the chest. The tabby gave a startled cry when he got flung back and into another junk pile. "Munkus!", screamed Demeter and rushed to his side. With a groan and some coughs the silver tabby pushed himself up, then hissed. He glanced down at his chest and grimaced. It was littered with singed fur and burn-marks.

Macavity laughed and aimed another attack, when a young voice cried out: "STOP!" Everyone looked at Mistoffelees, who'd risen up and glared at Macavity, although his tail-tip twitched like mad. "Enough! You want to fight me then fight ME!" Munkustrap felt how his eyes widened. He knew very well how scared Mistoffelees actually had to be.

Macavity grinned and leaped to the ground, taking position across the young conjurer. Everyone watched with baited breath how electricity started to crackle around both tom's hands. Mistoffelees' was a bright crystal-blue, Macavity's a dark yellow. The next second both thrust their arms forward and the energies clashed. The gathered cats could only watch in shock how both magical toms attacked each other again and again.

However, after the seventh clash, Munkustrap knew how this would end. Mistoffelees was far more exhausted than Macavity. Yet the young tuxedo thrust his arms forward once again and again his energy met Macavity's.

Only this time, the yellow lightning overpowered the blue one.

The black tom gave a startled cry and Munkustrap shot forward. He wasn't the Jellicle's Protector to sit by and watch a member of his family to get injured by his maniac of an older brother. His chest protested against the quick movement and he heard Demeter rush after him, but he simply ran on. The second he reached the black tom, their eyes met. He saw the panic in Mistoffelees eyes and slung his arms around the tuxedo, pulling him close. Then he spun, so his back faced Macavity. Mistoffelees' attack continued to be pushed back by the dark yellow energy and Munkustrap clenched his jaws, ready to take the hit.

He felt the combined energies exploding directly in front of his back, heard everyone cry his name and then everything faded to black.