Hallo everyone! This is my first and probably worst humor fic ever!
HAVE YOU ALL GOT THE NEWS? KINGDOM HEARTS THREE HAS FINALLY BEEN ANNOUNCED!.
Okay now here's the story.
R.I.P. The Buttons On My Keyboard
It was a normal day in Destiny Islands…Sora was just strolling down the beach, watching the waves roll along the sand peacefully-until he saw something in the far edge of the beach. It glinted in the sun.
"Hey…" Sora fuddled as he tilted his head in bemusement, gazing at the object.
Just before the keyblade hero was going to call out for his two friends, he decided to keep quiet and investigate the shiny object in the distance. The brunette broke into a sprint and skidded to a stop at the far end of the sandy bank.
"It's…a. Is this a keyblade?!" Sora's eyes widened in amazement.
The hero picked up the metallic blade in his hands. He had never seen this type of keyblade before and he held the blade in his hands looking at the front and back of it. It felt awkward in his grip and felt too heavy.
"I wonder who this belongs to…and why is it here?" Sora gazed upon the sea horizon glinting with sunlight. He remembered when Riku and himself had mysteriously came back to Destiny Islands from the Realm of Darkness a year ago. Perhaps the same thing had happened with this Keyblade.
"Excuse me? Does this belong to any-"
HAJIMETE KINGUDAMU HAATSU SURIEEEEE!
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
KOKO NI SORA GA IMASUYOOOOOOO!
The voice boomed into the hero's ears and he cringed as he hollered back.
"W-WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!"
EH?! AHHHHH….initiate autotranslate…INTRODUCING KINGDOM HEARTS THREEEE!
YOU'RE IN A VIDEO GAME TRAILER SORA!
"What the heck is a Video Game Trailer?!"
HAHAHHAHAH ALLL THE FANGIRLS AND BOYS ARE GOING TO DIEE IN HAPPINESSS!
"You're killing my damn ears you know!" Sora screamed and he clutched his ears in his hands.
OH. A-ahem. Excuse me, I apologize.
Caps lock: Owww…..
"Who are all these VOICES?!"
AREN'T YOU EXCITED? YOUR NEXT GAME IS COMING OU-
"YOU'RE KILLING MY EARS AGAIN!"
Caps lock: This isn't funny! You're torturing me!
You're going to have to go out on an adventure again Soraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
A: I'm sore.
"I'm in…A GAME?!" Sora screamed in astonishment.
Caps Lock: Tell the stupid author to stop pressing on me! And to maybe stop making this story!
"I…I'm going insane…" And the hero collapsed into the sand.
DAMN IT. NOW HE FAINTED!
Caps Lock: Stop this! PLEASEEE. I'M RISKING MY OWN LIFE TO STOP THIS…I'm dying…
A: No one cares about us Caps. May we rest in peace…
Now you don't have a story Author. Now that Sora's gone I'm going. Now.
WWAIWAWIIAWIAW WAIT! STop. hey why isn't caps working anymore?
i'm all alone now…dang it!