Note: Now we move on to Chapter 2 of Speakonia Adventures. We're going to get a major cast expansion in this chapter, as characters from other TTS universes join in on the party. As I said before, the Speakonia / text-to-speech video phenomenon in HUGE on YouTube.
Another note: As usual, I apologize for being so slow in updating my other 2 current fanfics (Lucky Star: After Story and Saki: After Story). They'll be up when I can get them up.
One last minor note: As of this chapter, Speakonia Adventures will now become more of a adventure comedy fanfic. Next chapter will be longer than this chapter.
Before we get back to the story, here's a brief word from Microsoft Sam about his RoflCopter on ROFL City TV.
"Hello there everyone. My name is Microsoft Sam, and this is my roflcopter. Yyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaawwwwwww! I drank so much coffee and Red Bull today that I'm talking fast as a result. Anyway, now let's talk about my roflcopter. It goes over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand miles per hour, so it can circle the whole goddamn earth in under an hour. It is also very very very roomy. You can fit a whole fuckload of IWAY cookies in there and it will still go just as fast. That's right, even if there's IWAY Cookies stacked from the floor to the fucking ceiling, the roflcopter will never lose its speed. And here's the best part, I built it entirely by myself with nothing but a box of scraps. Points if you get the reference. Oh shit shit shit, I'm running late and I need to get back to ROFL City. Thanks for your time. And one more thing, my roflcopter goes soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi."
To explain, whenever Microsoft Sam says "soy" or "soi" he ends up sounding like a whispered "swa" or a helicopter blade. However, for Speakonia Sam, if you type in a word starting with L or W such as Soy life or Soy waffle, then Sam will say "soy" correctly. Also, if you type in "Syoi", he'll almost say it correctly.
The video is on YouTube entitled "Microsoft Sam talks about his RoflCopter", it was uploaded on June 23, 2013 on my YouTube account RetroVideoFan / C.J.O'Dell. Now getting back to the story.
A few days later
Iris in from black.
So anyway, a few days after the events of Chapter 1, I called the group into the lobby of the hotel early in the morning (I had been up all night long). I forgot to explain the reason why we are still at the hotel. Well, the reason is that the mansion where all the TTS voices live is being fumigated and Sam's diarrhea infested toilet is being thoroughly cleaned. Sam usually likes the idea of his toilet being his "own personal air freshener", despite everyone else's protests and futile attempts to try and clean it. However, not too long ago, the smell got so bad that even Sam couldn't stand it any longer and he reluctantly agreed to have it completely cleaned out.
"All right everybody! Let's go!", I called out, "Staff meeting! Let's move, people! We don't have all day!". And soon after, Sam, Anna, Mike, and Mary made their way down the stairs.
"God damn it, Mr. Fanfic Guy", Sam grumbled, "Why did you have to get us up so early? It's only about 6 in the morning!".
"No it's not, Sam, it's actually about 5:45 am", I explained, "But the sun is already up. And also Sam, that is no way to talk to your boss".
Sam clenched his right hand into a fist, but Anna grabbed his arm before he could take a swing at me. If he did, I very well would have fired his ass on the spot. Although I do sometimes like to push Sam's buttons just to see how angry he gets. Besides, I'm still mad at him for giving me that mega-wedgie.
"So anyway, why did you drag us out of bed so early anyway?", Mike asked, "It had better be important. I don't usually get up before 8".
"Well I told you at the end of Chapter 1, that some new characters were going to join the cast", I reminded them.
"I think I remember you telling us that", Mary cut in, "You said more people were joining"
"I remember you saying that now", Anna interjected, "When are they arriving?".
"Well they should be here soon", I answered, "So let's go and have some breakfast before they come".
At that moment, Radar Overseer Scotty stumbled down the stairs, falling on the last 3 or 4 steps and tumbling onto the floor unhurt. He was followed closely by the twins, L&H Michael and L&H Michelle, who were already dressed.
"What did I miss, sir?", Scotty asked, "Was it important?".
"Well, I was telling Sam and the gang that the new characters are supposed to come in later", I told him.
"What new characters are you talking about?", L&H Michael wondered.
"I never heard anything about new characters", L&H Michelle agreed.
Then I realized I forgotten to tell the 3 of them about the new characters coming in, so I quickly explained everything to them.
"So you're saying new characters are coming in?", Scotty asked.
"Yes Scotty, that they are", I answered back, "They're coming here today".
"Do you want us to stay here, too?", L&H Michael wondered.
"Well they won't be here for a few hours yet", I explained, "So you guys can get some breakfast and take your usual walk"
"Oh, well that sounds good to me", L&H Michelle cut in.
So with that, the 8 of us went into the dining room to have breakfast. When we got there we were surprised by what. Inside were two little huts, one made entirely of bacon, and one made entirely of bananas.
"What the hell is going on here and what's with all the bacon and all the bananas?!", I demanded.
"Well, I just built a little hut out of bacon", Bacon answered.
"And I built mine out of bananas", Banana replied.
"BACOOOOOOOOOOOON! BANANAAAAAAAAAAAA!", Sam shouted at the top of his lungs, "YOU BRAINLESS SONS OF BITCHES! WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MEANING OF ALL THIS?!".
"Chill out, Sam!", I implored, "I think it's actually quite creative".
"SCREW YOU, SIR!", Sam hollered then pulling out a 9 iron golf club and turning back to Bacon and Banana angrily shouted, "I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF BOTH OF YOU!"
Before Sam could attack, me and the others tackled Sam to the ground and restrained him, while Bacon and Banana sprinted out of the room and back upstairs. But Sam's fury was giving us serious problems, as he started swinging and kicking at us, trying to get out of our grasp.
"IT AIN'T WORTH IT, MAN!", I warned, raising my voice, "I'M TELLING YOU, IT AIN'T FUCKING WORTH IT!".
"I DON'T CARE, SIR!", Sam screamed in my ear, "THOSE TWO DUMBASSES ARE GOING TO FEEL MY WRATH NOW, BECAUSE I'M FUCKING PISSED!"
"Take it easy, big bro!", Mike implored.
"It's not a big deal!", Mary agreed.
"LET GO OF ME! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHAT YOU ALL THINK!", Sam shrieked, "TO ME IT IS A BIG FUCKING DEAL!"
"Calm down, Sam!", Anna begged, "Please! Do you want to end up going to court?"
"I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I GET ARRESTED AND GO TO JAIL! THEY'RE GONNA GET IT! JUST YOU WAIT!", Sam shouted again before he noticed that his girlfriend's big blue eyes were filling with tears.
"Please don't do it, Sam! Please, Sam!", Anna pleaded, the tears now falling down her cheeks and choking her voice, "I love you! I don't want to lose you!"
None of us have ever seen her cry before. We always see her as a strong woman so to see her start crying touched us all, especially Sam who thought for a few seconds.
He then calmed down and assured his girlfriend, "All right, Anna. I won't beat those guys up. Just please don't cry. It always tears me apart".
The rest of us, including myself, all breathed a sigh of relief. I then went back upstairs to get Bacon and Banana back down. When they came back, Sam reluctantly apologized to them. Of course, I had to give Sam a wedgie for behaving like he did.
"Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!", Sam squealed, "What the hell was that for?"
"For acting like a goddamn idiot!", I told him, "That and payback for you giving me that flagpole wedgie a few days ago. My ass is still chafed from that."
"Sorry, sir", Sam muttered.
A few hours later
Not too long after that, I got a call saying that the new characters were on the way here from the ROFL City Airport.
"Okay, good news guys", I announced, "The new recruits are on their way. They should be here any minute now".
"Good, I can't wait to meet them", Sam answered back.
"Hopefully they'll be pleasant to be around", Anna chimed in.
Just about 3 minutes after that, we got a call from the lobby saying that the new cast members had arrived.
One last note: Right now, I'm still trying to decide which characters from which universes to include. Sorry about the cop-out. But I promise, you will know next chapter. I PROMISE.
Chapter completed on Thursday August 15, 2013