POOR, SW33T T4VROS. 3V3N H3 H4S GU1D3L1N3S W3 N33D TO FOLLOW.


Rule 31. (TailsDoll13: Dear Tavros, Why are you so adorable?) Despite popular belief, complimenting Tavros is not improving his self-esteem.

Tavros: vRISKA,,uH,,wILL MAKE IT WORSE IF SHE FINDS OUT I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF.

Vriska: Oh Toreadumb8ss!

Tavros: *waves* sEE YOU IN HELL.

Rule 32. (GrimdarkPrincess: Please make my PBJ dreams come true)

Kanaya: (hands GrimdarkPrincess Blood PBJ sandwich) I Was Going To Keep The Sandwich For Myself But You Can Have It.

Rose: *facepalm x2 combo* Kanaya, noooooooooooooooo.

GrimdarkPrincess: ERMERGERD I'LL TAKE IT ANYWAYS.

Rule 33. Do not play fiduspawn with Tavros.

Sollux: iit'2 ju2t 2tupiid.

Rule 34. Gamzee, Tavros is in no danger of having his elbows set on fire, no matter what the red balloon says.

Gamzee: tHaT bLaSpHeMoUs TrAiToR! :o(

Rule 35. Equius, stop calling Tavros a mudblood.

Draco Malfoy: Don't listen to them, you're doing just fine.

Terezi: G3T OUT OF H3R3!

Harry Potter: Where the fuck am I?

John: Let me tell you abou-

Hermoine Grainger: Okay we'll leave. Just don't tell us about homestuck

John: :(

Rule 36. Don't include any other fandoms in this fanfic.

Doctor: I'LL DO WHAT I FUCKING WANT. I'M IMMORTAL.

Italy: (uncharacteristically flips Terezi off)

Terezi: WOW, 4SSHOL3S.

(masses of fandoms descend upon the poor troll)

Terezi: 8O

Rule 37. Do not allow Tavros on escalators.

Terezi: DO 1 3V3N N33D TO S4Y TH1S?

Rule 38. All sick fires must be kept at a down low. There have been reports of psychological damage in the human society.

Dave: Please, it hurts me to see rappers like that.

Karkat: IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER SEEN STRIDER LOSE HIS COOL, THE DIPSHIT.

Rule 39: Never FLARP with T8vros. The idiot is too weak to even fight for himself!

Terezi: B1TCH DO YOU W4NN4 GO?

Vriska: Too 8ad you can't kill me again!

Terezi: ...

Nepeta: :33 jegus, touchy subject vriskers, shut the furrick up.

Rule 39.5. Do NOT keep stealing Tavros's computer and making him say shit.

Tavros: i'M,,uH,,a BIG IDIOT WHO CAN'T,,uH,,dERRRRRRRR,,fIGHT LIKE A TROLL.

Terezi: NO R3SP3CT 1N TH1S TOWN.

Vriska: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :::;) You know you miss me.

Rule 40. Past Feferi, this may be hard for you to understand but when you are paralyzed from waist down, it is a little difficult to swim.

Feferi: Ridiculous! He can learn! He just needs some PRACTIC-E!

Aradia: Last time he 'practiced', you threw him t0ward the water, missed, and ended up having him get his h0rns stuck in the sand. That's n0t 0kay.

Eridan: Wwhat are you talkin about? He wwas flopping upside dowwn like a glubbin fish for an hour. It wwas fuckin hilarious!


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