"Shizu-chan?"

"Yeah?"

"How long have we been in here?"

"I don't kno-oh shit."

Shizuo glanced at the digital clock on the wall of the bathroom. Doing the math, he realized that they had been in bathroom for about an hour and a half.

"Oh fuck. How the hell can we even go back out without looking suspicious?"

"Um, we can't! But we might as well walk back out and pretend like nothing happened?"

"Ugh, well I guess that's kind of our only option isn't it?"

The two unlocked the bathroom door and walked down the hallway to where their friends had been waiting for the past hour and a half.

"Well well well, what took you guys so long?" Shinra grinned evilly. He was going to make this as excruciatingly painful as possible.

"Well, um, uh," Shizuo began.

"Well, Shinra, my dear friend," Izaya cut the blonde off. "When Shizu-chan came to talk to me, we decided that we were very tired, and both took naps."

"In the bathroom?" Kadota raised his eyebrow.

"No, no, of course not!" the raven smiled innocently. "We borrowed Shinra's room!"

"Mm hmm, yeah," Shizuo nodded his head in agreement.

"Well I guess that explains it," Shinra smirked. "But by the way, I heard some EXTREMELY loud moans when you were 'sleeping.'"

"I was dreaming about Megan Fox!" Izaya quickly interjected, wide eyed. "Now DROP it, Shinra," he said through gritted teeth.

Shinra chuckled. " Alright, alright, haha."

Sitting back down, Shizuo raised his eyebrows. "Who's next?"

A wicked grin spread across Shinra's face. "I am. Let' see . . . Izaya! Truth or dare?"

"Dare of course!"

"Alright then. Well I dare you to . . . give Shizuo a blowjob!" Shinra burst out laughing.

Izaya's face immediately turned bright red. "Wait, wait! But today I already-" The raven slapped a hand over his mouth and blushed even brighter.

". . ."

". . ."

". . ."

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Shinra and Kadota went into a fit of laughter, literally rolling on the floor. All Shizuo and Izaya could do was stare at each other with the brightest blush possible. After five minutes of nonstop giggling and shouting, Shinra and Kadota finally picked themselves up from the floor and wiped their tears away.

"Haha, oh my god, hahaha," Shinra said in between his giggling. "Well, I guess Izaya already did THAT dare!"

"Wanna die?" Shizuo grabbed Shinra by the collar of his shirt.

"Oh no no not today!" Shinra sighed.

"Good," Shizuo replied, releasing Shinra from his grasp.

"Well, I guess that means I have to give Izaya a DIFFERENT dare," Shinra glanced nervously at the blonde, who nodded his head approvingly.

The raven, who had finally regained his composure, sighed in relief, "Yes, thank you, Shinra."

You won't be thanking me for long, Shinra thought. "I dare you to drink a shot of straight vodka."

"But that doesn't involve two people and it's not sexual, like in the rules," Kadota stated.

Shinra chuckled. "I didnt finish," he smirked. "Izaya-kun has to drink a shot of straight vodka . . . FROM SHIZUO'S MOUTH."

The raven and the blonde just stared at the young scientist and shouted in unison, " WHAT?!"

"You heard me," Shinra grinned.

"Yeah, do or DIE," Kadota teased.

"One day I am going to kill you Shinra," Izaya huffed, but grabbed Shizuo's hand and led him to the kitchen.

"Wow, you're really good at this," Kadota chuckled.

"Well, being friends with Izaya HAS helped," Shinra chuckled. On that note, they followed the other two into the kitchen.

Shizuo and Izaya were sitting on the counter, glaring lasers at the scientist. Shinra, however, just grinned innocently and opened one of the kitchen cabinets, pulling out a bottle. He poured the substance into a shot glass and slid it across the counter to the blonde. "Have fun!"

"Fuck you," Shizuo rolled his eyes.

Meanwhile, Izaya was freaking out. What the hell?! Fucking Shinra! I swear he's gonna be lucky if he fucking wakes up tomorrow!

"Ready?" Shizuo asked, snapping the raven out of his thoughts. He really hadn't noticed how close the blonde had come to him.

Izaya sighed, "Ready as I'll ever be."

Shizuo took a deep breath, and then drank the alcohol into his mouth. Bringing his hand tilt Izaya's head upward, he kissed the raven's open mouth and let the burning substance drain into Izaya.

Izaya, on the other hand, was barely managing to choke down the god-forsaken liquid. His throat was on fire, and Shizuo's lips were the only thing that really felt nice at the moment.

After what seemed like decades of choking on the burning alcohol, Izaya finally removed his lips from Shizuo's to cough from the nasty liquid.

"Wasn't that fun?" Shinra grinned at the two blushing and clearing pissed off boys.

"Fuck your life, Shinra," Izaya managed to sputter out between coughs.

"Damn, Izaya. Are you okay?" Kadota questioned, furrowing his eyebrows.

"Never better," Izaya replied sarcastically.

At the same time, Shizuo was still a bright red shade and was thinking about one, how that alcohol burned his fucking throat. But two, how good Izaya's lips felt again.

Shizuo was addicted. And he wanted more. It might have been the alcohol he had swallowed kicking in, but the blonde moved towards Izaya without thinking.

"Shizu-chan, what are yo-"

Shizuo cut him off by grabbing the raven's hips and smashing their lips together. Izaya was wide-eyed and panicked at first, but as the vodka started to cloud his mind, he didn't really care anymore. Looping his arms around Shizuo's neck, he pulled himself closer to the blonde.

Meanwhile, Shinra and Kadota stood in the doorway of the room, just watching the other two boys make out.

"Wow," Shinra thought aloud. "This is actually pretty hot."

"I know right . . . " Kadota agreed, raising his eyebrows.

They stood for a couple moments of a silence before Kadota spoke up.

"Wanna get the camera?"

"Hell yeah!"


A/N: Heyyy guys! Thanks for reading! Sorry I haven't updated in a while but I've been hella busy and I had the worst writer's block for the longest time. So please review, follow, and favorite, and this is DEFINITELY not over yet so be ready for the next chapter! ;D Oh and btw, can't you totally see Shinrs and Kadota being total pervs like that? ^^ lol just me? xD