Disclaimer: Dont own 'em, might borrow 'em but dont own 'em.

A/N: I dont have anybody checking my writing so if mistakes are present, well, it's all my fault. **Anybody looking for a proof reading job? Let me know:):):):)**

A/N2: Danny might be a little out of character for a part of this but hey, I wanted some humor and Danny chasing Jake just seemed to make my muse happy so if ya wanna blame someone, blame her.

::NOTE:: I'm almost 100% positive this will be a S/G thing because, well I'm totally insane and I think that they're perfect for each other. Also, there really isn't a specified time period for this fic...I only know it takes place sometime during the second season. Anyway, on with the story. :):):):)


"Hey, Pez. Coffee?" Jake McCarty asked as I walked into the office on Monday morning.

"Yeah." I mumbled, taking the cup he held up to me. "Where's Danny?"

"Stuck in traffic, probably." Jake said.

I snorted, thinking of what the wise Asian master would think about road rage on the freeway.

"Or maybe having some fun before work." Jake said as an afterthought.

I laughed outright at that, spilling coffee all over my hand.

"Ow! Hot, hot, hot, hot!" I said frantically, putting the cup on the edge of my desk.

Jake burst out laughing.

I glared at him, getting a napkin and wiping off my hand.

Little by little, Jake got his laughing under control, finally putting up his hand to cover the smile on his mouth.

"Don't even try to hide it, McCarty. I see the smile." I said, smiling slightly.

He moved his hand and shrugged. "It was funny."

"Uh-huh." I said, giving him a sideways glance while throwing the soaked napkin away.

Danny walked through the door then.

He looked at the both of us, finally shaking his head.

"I don't even want to know." He said.

I picked up my coffee off the desk and said, "So, McCarty, how's the rubber duckie situation coming along?" I asked, casually.

He looked at me with wide eyes, blushing. "You are an evil woman."

I just nodded, smiling.

Again, Danny looked from one of us to the other.

He sighed. "Okay, now you guys have to tell me what happened."

I just looked at Jake.

He sighed. "I made fun of Pez when she spilled her coffee all over her hand because she was laughing so hard."

"Uh-huh." Danny said.

"What the rookie is leaving out is the reason I was laughing." I said.

Jake looked at me with wide eyes. "You wouldn't. He'd kill me!"

"I know."

Danny looked at me. "What are you two talking about?"

"Oh, nothing. Just a little something Jake said about the reason you were late."

He looked back to the rookie. "What could you have possibly said that would make me want to kill you?"

"Nothing." Jake said quickly.

"Uh-huh. Pez?"

"He said that you were probably-"

"Stuck in traffic." Jake interupted, looking panicked.

Danny continued to look at me.

I continued. "He said you were probably having a little fun before work."

Jake groaned. "Pez." He whined.

Danny looked back to him.

Jake looked at Danny. His eyes widened. He practically sprinted from his chair and charged out the door, Danny following close behind.

I stood in the door to the office and watched Danny chasing Jake through the building.

I caught glimpses of them running between desks, in and out of filing cabinets and around chairs. All the other officers were just watching them, some laughing, some trying not to laugh. I just stood in the doorway, watching the show, trying to keep from laughing. If I started I'd never stop.

Danny finally caught up to Jake, tackling him and taking him down to the floor.

I heard Jake saying desperately, "Okay, man. I never said it. It won't happen again. I swear!"

Now I was laughing. They were less then ten feet away from me and when I started laughing they both looked my way. I quickly quieted my laughing but couldn't keep the smile away.

Danny and Jake looked at each other. Danny said, "Don't let it happen again." He stood up and helped Jake to his feet.

They shared a thought and looked back to me. I had the feeling I was going to need to leave soon.

They looked at each other again, shrugged, and started running towards me.

I took off down the hall, running around desks, through offices, over chairs, much as they had before. I looked over my shoulder and saw they were gaining ground on me. I was trying to keep from laughing because if I started I'd fall or they'd catch me.

I turned my attention back to running and almost didn't see the wooden table in front of me. I slid through the legs of the table like a baseball player sliding to first base.

I stood on the other side of the table, putting it between me and the guys.

They came to a stop on the other side of the table.

"What did I do to you guys?" I asked, only slightly out of breath.

Neither one of them answered me. Jake went to the left and Danny went to the right and I realized they were trying to flank me.

I took off down the hall again, circling around desks and heading back to the office.

I never made it.

Danny and Jake tackled me right in front of the captain's office, sending me to the floor. I tried to get back to my feet but Danny grabbed my ankle and flipped me onto my back.

Jake and Danny both started tickling me, until I was laughing so hard I couldn't breath.

"I give up! I give up!" I managed to gasp out.

Jake and Danny finally backed off, standing up and dusting off their jeans.

I sat up on my elbows, still laughing. Both Jake and Danny held out a hand to help me. I took both hands and they pulled me up so fast they nearly sent me back to the ground.

"Hey, watch it. I don't need to learn to fly." I said, trying to catch my breath.

Just then captain Bruno Dante walked in the front door, heading for his office. The very same office which were standing in front of.

The three of us shared a look and took off back to our office. We made it there in record time, all of us now out of breath.

We all burst out laughing as soon as we were safely behind the closed door.

As soon as I was able to breath again I asked, "Why did you guys come after me?"

They both just shrugged.

"That's what you get." Jake said.

Just then someone knocked on the door. "Come in." I said.

The door opened and Gabriel Bowman walked in, looking back over his shoulder.

"Hey, what's up with everybody?" he asked.

We all burst out laughing again.

Gabe just looked at us. "I don't wanna know."

"That's what I said." Danny replied.

"Yeah, look how well that worked out." I said.

"Okay, I'm gonna go find out what happened here so I'll be right back." Gabe said. He went out of the office, closing the door behind him.

We were still laughing slightly when he returned.

"So, let me get this straight. Danny was chasing Jake because of something he had said and then you guys just decided it would be fun to chase Sara and ended up tickling her." We all nodded. He shook his head. "You guys have a weird partnership going on here."

I had finally recovered and said, "So, what are you doing here, Gabe?"

He shrugged. "Just dropped by to say hi."


"Really. Although now I think lunch is in order so I can get the full story of what happened here."

"Whatever you say, Bowman." Danny said.

"Alright. We can all meet at my place at noon. I'll get takeout of some sorts." I said, my breathing finally normal again.

Everyone agreed. Gabriel stayed a few minutes more, then left so we could get to the stack of paperwork piled on the desk.