Another somewhat old-ish thing (that I didn't post on FFNet due to formatting issues, but whatever, this is my best attempt). I really don't know where it came from; it was just something I did to loosen up. Something fun.


July 30, 2010 5:06 PM
from: UNKNOWN NUMBER

ksjghdfhkgfhkhgsgjg!? ^%

July 30, 2010 5:08 PM
from: Wally

hello youve reached the police

July 30, 2010 5:12 PM
from: UNKNOWN NUMBER

kgsgfkagfajfddd w rh t

July 30, 2010 5:13 PM
from: Wally

jk its the hospital & youre having an aneurysm, congrats

July 30, 2010 5:14 PM
from: UNKNOWN NUMBER

I do not know how to use this phone. This phone that Batman gave me. It's making me mad.

July 30, 2010 5:15 PM
from: Wally

oh yo supey. dont scare me like that i might actually be the hospital next time

July 30, 2010 5:17 PM
from: Wally

what was up with the keysmashing dude are u ragin it up ALREADY?

July 30, 2010 5:18 PM
from: Supey

I am very confused. :(

July 30, 2010 5:19 PM
from: Wally

so u dont know how to type normally but u already know emotes ok

July 30, 2010 5:20 PM
from: Supey

My hand is teaching me.

July 30, 2010 5:21 PM
from: Wally

your what

July 30, 2010 5:25 PM
from: Green Cheeks

Hello Wally! Superboy has broken his phone because it wrongly autocorrected his spelling of my name. We're working on getting this fixed as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience! 3

July 30, 2010 5:25 PM
from: Wally

babe u can fix me anytime

July 30, 2010 5:26 PM
from: Wally

that was supposed to be hot it wasnt supposed to sound like i was asking u to neuter me

July 30, 2010 5:27 PM
from: Wally

ok actually i was never here

August 3, 2010 1:02 AM
from: Supey

There was a dog in the street today. I wanted it.

August 3, 2010 1:03 AM
from: Wally

then lets go dognappin dude. this summer vacation isnt gonna last forever. LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG

August 3, 2010 1:04 AM
from: Supey

jfgjhfdjkhsgfkjaksjhgskqrue

August 3, 2010 1:05 AM
from: Supey

I mean, "no."

August 8, 2010 8:03 AM
from: Supey

I hope you have an okay day at school, or whatever.

August 8, 8:05 AM
from: Wally

im gonna die slowly & no one can save me but props for trying buddy

August 8, 12:23 PM
from: Wally

the water fountain assaulted me & now it looks like i peed myself

August 8, 12:24 PM
from: Supey

Did you pee yourself?

August 8, 12:24 PM
from: Wally

NO?!

August 9, 2010 1:03 AM
from: Wally

I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HA (part 1)

TE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I H (part 2)

ATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I HATE HER I ATE HER!

August 9, 2010 1:04 AM
from: Wally

HATE*

August 9, 2010 1:05 AM
from: Supey

She just left. Don't be a jerk.

August 9, 2010 1:23 AM
from: Wally

i hate her

August 9, 2010 1:24 AM
from: Supey

No, you don't.

August 9, 2010 1:57 AM
from: Wally

nah

August 10, 2010 1:43 PM
from: Supey

M'gann wants to go down to the beach before we start school. Do you want to come?

August 10, 2010 2:38 PM
from: Wally

well i just got out of the principal's office with my phone for trying to text u back while i was in class so if that doesnt answer your question then idk :|

August 10, 2010 2:39 PM
from: Wally

:| :| :| :| :| :|

August 10, 2010 3:01 PM
from: Supey

She buried me in sand and named it Mount Superboy.

August 10, 2010 3:02 PM
from: Wally

probably b/c she wanted to mount u

August 10, 2010 3:03 PM
from: Supey

What?

August 10, 2010 3:03 PM
from: Wally

what

August 10, 2010 3:08 PM
from: Wally

a poodle just walked by do u want me to grab it

August 20, 2010 4:01 AM
from: Supey

I don't know what to do now without my boots.

August 20, 2010 4:03 AM
from: Wally

hi superboy. this is artemis. wally's having some kind of existential crisis or something so he can't text you right now.

August 20, 2010 4:04 AM
from: Supey

How did you unlock his phone?

August 20, 2010 4:05 AM
from: Wally

the password was boob; it wasn't hard. i'll talk to you later.

August 20, 2010 4:06 AM
from: Supey

I want my boots. :(

August 20, 2010 5:13 AM
from: Wally

dont u have like 50 pairs of those dude i mean

August 20, 2010 5:16 AM
from: Supey

Yeah, but. These ones were special.

August 20, 2010 5:17 AM
from: Wally

and now theyre dead. get used to it.

August 20, 2010 5:18 AM
from: Supey

Are you upset about Nelson?

August 20, 2010 5:30 AM
from: Wally

gnight supes

August 21, 2010 5:01 PM
from: Supey

That was a good funeral service. I liked your speech.

August 21, 2010 5:03 PM
from: Wally

thanks

August 21, 2010 5:06 PM
from: Supey

i justhagfjagfkajkwhkwkqj123AQQWERZ

August 21, 2010 5:13 PM
from: Wally

thanks

August 27, 2010 10:28 PM
from: Wally

so whatd you do with your downtime?

August 27, 2010 10:31 PM
from: Supey

M'gann spilled eggs on me and then we stared at each other for a while until Red Tornado came in.

August 27, 2010 10:34 PM
from: Wally

thats… well uh ok i just kinda ate ice cream but good on you

August 27, 2010 10:35 PM
from: Supey

Since when did you start spelling out "you?"

August 27, 2010 10:36 PM
from: Wally

u dont know me u dont know my life

August 27, 2010 10:37 PM
from: Wally

but the life you dont know may or may not involve artemis i mean oh my god every time i abbrev something its like shes gonna have me drawn & quartered

August 27, 2010 10:38 PM
from: Wally

why did i ever give her my number

August 27, 2010 10:40 PM
from: Supey

Because she asked for it?

August 27, 2010 10:41 PM
from: Wally

[emoji of a thumbs-down] irrelevant

August 28, 2010 5:16 AM
from: Wally

waffles oh god i want waffles

August 28, 2010 5:17 AM
from: Supey

So make some.

August 28, 2010 5:46 AM
from: Wally

well now the kitchen is on fire

August 28, 2010 5:48 AM
from: Wally

i regret my decision to listen to you

August 28, 2010 5:59 AM
from: Supey

Please let me sleep. Magic. Magic magic magic. Magic is real. Magic.

August 28, 2010 6:03 AM
from: Wally

[emoji of a hissing cat]

August 29, 2010 12:01 AM
from: Wally

now i am in jail for waffle arson

August 29, 2010 12:04 AM
from: Wally

waffle jail

August 29, 2010 12:06 AM
from: Wally

forever lolin waffle jail

August 29, 2010 12:19 AM
from: Wally

i am hungry :(

September 5, 2010 9:30 PM
from: Wally

im never watching aladdin again

September 5, 2010 9:31 PM
from: Wally

did you find your shirt yet?

September 5, 2010 9:34 PM
from: Supey

No. I think I left it in Bialya. Maybe we should go back.

September 5, 2010 9:35 PM
from: Wally

if you love something then let it go

September 5, 2010 10:43 PM
from: Supey

I don't love my shirt; I just WANT IT BACKSKFGHSLGHSHG!

September 6, 2010 1:28 PM
from: Wally

so youre in atlantis right now so im gonna give you something nice to come home to

September 6, 2010 1:29 PM
from: Wally

WHOOOOAAAA OH WE'RE HALFWAY THEEERE

September 6, 2010 1:30 PM
from: Wally

WHOOOOOAH OHH LIVIN ON A PRAAAAYER

September 6, 2010 1:31 PM
from: Wally

TAKE MY HAND AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEEEAR

September 6, 2010 1:31 PM
from: Wally

WHOOOOAAA OH LIVIN ON A PRAAAYER

September 7, 2010 6:30 AM
from: Wally

good morning sunshine, have a good day at school and dont forget to brush your teeth

September 7, 2010 6:32 AM
from: Supey

I'm nervous.

September 7, 2010 6:32 AM
from: Wally

dude dont be. schools gonna be great for you.

September 7, 2010 6:33 AM
from: Supey

I thought you hated school.

September 7, 2010 6:34 AM
from: Wally

well im a loser. so of course im not gonna enjoy the social experience. but youre a big guy and youre all tall dark and brooding so youll be fine. just dont kill anyone.

September 7, 2010 6:35 AM
from: Supey

But just last week you said you're the universe's gift to everyone you meet. Why are you saying you're a loser?

September 7, 2010 6:45 AM
from: Supey

My name's Conner now.

September 7, 2010 6:46 AM
from: Wally

?

September 7, 2010 6:47 AM
from: Supey

I needed a secret identity, I guess. So I'm Conner now. Conner Kent. Will you please stop calling me Supey now?

September 7, 2010 6:50 AM
from: Wally

cool, and no

September 7, 2010 12:42 PM
from: Wally

TAAAAAKE ONNNN MEEEEEE

September 7, 2010 12:44 PM
from: Wally

TAAAAAKE MEEEEE ONNNNN

September 7, 2010 12:45 PM
from: Wally

I'LLLLL BEEEEE GONNNNEEEE

September 7, 2010 12:45 PM
from: Wally

IN A DAAAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

September 7, 2010 3:00 PM
from: Wally

so how was it?

September 7, 2010 3:03 PM
from: Supey

It was fine. M'gann is a cheerleader now.

September 7, 2010 3:04 PM
from: Wally

aw yiss

September 7, 2010 3:05 PM
from: Supey

We learned about Rhelasians being idiots, and then I broke some bleachers, and I made a guy mad, so I think we're going to be friends.

September 7, 2010 3:06 PM
from: Wally

sounds exciting. whatd you do to make the guy mad?

September 7, 2010 3:06 PM
from: Supey

I don't know. I picked up some skinny kid by the collar and demanded to know why he had a superhero logo on his shirt. He was kind of a wimp.

September 7, 2010 3:07 PM
from: Wally

wow. youre already on a great freaking track, supey.

September 7, 2010 3:07 PM
from: Supey

Are you mad?

September 7, 2010 4:14 PM
from: Superboy

Is Wally mad at me?

September 7, 2010 4:15 PM
from: Artemis

why are you asking me? i'm not his keeper.

September 7, 2010 4:17 PM
from: Soups

Is Wally mad at me?

September 7, 2010 4:18 PM
from: Soups

Whyjsdfhgfj is myUIEUT phone wallp aper a pi c ture of a m oNKey?1?! E

September 7, 2010 4:20 PM
from: Robin

hehehehehehehehe

September 7, 2010 4:25 PM
from: Conner

Wally's mad at me and now my phone has been hacked by monkeys.

September 7, 2010 4:25 PM
from: M'gann

Why is Wally mad at you?

September 7, 2010 4:26 PM
from: Conner

I don't know. I told him about Marvin and he stopped texting me back.

September 7, 2010 4:27 PM
from: M'gann

Oh… Maybe Marvin reminded him of himself. And maybe he was upset because he doesn't want you to turn into a bully.

September 7, 2010 4:28 PM
from: Conner

But I'm not a bully.

September 7, 2010 4:29 PM
from: M'gann

Okay – can we talk about this over mind link? It might be easier.

September 7, 2010 4:30 PM
from: Conner

Yeah.

September 10, 2010 1:58 PM
from: Wally

ITS GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAY FROM YOOOOUUUU

September 10, 2010 1:59 PM
from: Wally

THERES NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DOOOOOO

September 10, 2010 2:00 PM
from: Wally

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AAAAAFRICAAAAAAAA

September 10, 2010 2:01 PM
from: Wally

have i gotten you in trouble yet from phone rings

September 10, 2010 2:03 PM
from: Supey

Yes. :|

September 10, 2010 2:05 PM
from: Wally

i am the best bro its me

September 14, 2010 7:42 PM
from: Wally

youre going undercover dude? HARD. CORE.

September 14, 2010 7:43 PM
from: Supey

I have to dye my hair.

September 14, 2010 8:03 PM
from: Supey

I have dyed my hair.

September 14, 2010 8:05 PM
from: Wally

pics or it didnt happen

September 14, 2010 8:06 PM
from: Supey

[NEW PHOTO]

September 14, 2010 8:08 PM
from: Wally

oh my ***ing god

September 14, 2010 8:08 PM
from: Wally

jeez i hate the censor plan my parents put on here

September 14, 2010 8:11 PM
from: Wally

BUT HAHAHAHA

September 14, 2010 8:15 PM
from: Supey

Shut up. :(

September 14, 2010 8:18 PM
from: Wally

i may or may not need approx 15 more mins to laugh my *** off so please hold

September 14, 2010 8:20 PM
from: Supey

:|

September 22, 2010 3:26 PM
from: Supey

I thought I heard noises outside the Cave. Like somebody trying to get in.

September 22, 2010 3:27 PM
from: Wally

well one time i thought i heard beyonce outside my window and we all know how that turned out

September 24, 2010 1:03 AM
from: Wally

hows wolf doing?

September 24, 2010 1:06 AM
from: Supey

He likes it here. He tried to jump on top of the fridge earlier. I think he thinks he's a cat.

September 24, 2010 1:07 AM
from: Supey

And now he's eating Oreos. I didn't know we had Oreos.

September 24, 2010 1:08 AM
from: Wally

WHAT YOUR STUPID DOG IS EATING MY SNACKAGE STASH WOW UNCOOL

September 24, 2010 1:10 AM
from: Supey

I told him he was being uncool. He didn't stop.

September 24, 2010 1:11 AM
from: Wally

i never cry but

September 27, 2010 4:03 AM
from: Wally

so are you really gonna go to the movies with artemis?

September 27, 2010 4:05 AM
from: Supey

Are you really in love with M'gann?

November 5, 2010 8:35 PM
from: Supey

How's it going?

November 5, 2010 8:37 PM
from: Wally

ok. bonding with a little sippy cup guy. megs went out to scan the streets one more time. artemis and me back at the gym w/ the kids.

November 5, 2010 8:42 PM
from: Supey

Coming back with another five.

November 5, 2010 8:43 PM
from: Wally

artemis is singing again if you find me dead with my ears bleeding you know who to blame

November 5, 2010 9:06 PM
from: Supey

I just met up with M'gann. We're on our way back now.

November 5, 2010 9:07 PM
from: Wally

my ears are not bleeding yet but i think sippy cup guy just got lost in artemis's hair initiating rescue mission

November 5, 2010 9:08 PM
from: Wally

supey help theyre adorable

November 7, 2010 4:06 AM
from: Supey

How's Zatanna?

November 7, 2010 4:08 AM
from: Wally

i cant talk right now dude, im keeping her company

November 7, 2010 4:09 AM
from: Supey

Okay.

November 11, 2010 11:26 PM
from: Wally

so youll text me every day about squirrels who eat food out of your hand but you cant be persuaded to mention that you and megs have been dating

November 11, 2010 11:27 PM
from: Supey

Should I have? Sorry.

November 11, 2010 11:39 PM
from: Wally

nah its cool dude.

November 11, 2010 11:55 PM
from: Supey

I love her. Is that okay?

November 11, 2010 11:58 PM
from: Wally

totally okay. ya big blockhead.

November 11, 2010 11:59 PM
from: Supey

Happy birthday.

November 12, 2010 12:00 AM
from: Wally

thanks supey.

November 14, 2010 3:04 PM
from: Supey

kfsgkhjfKHJajkhfhjshjJHSDHhj

November 14, 2010 3:06 PM
from: Wally

ok based on my interpretation skills you are either hungry or dying

November 14, 2010 3:07 PM
from: Supey

Actually I just wanted to talk to you but I didn't know what to say.

November 14, 2010 3:08 PM
from: Wally

jfhahglahjfjsdk

November 14, 2010 3:09 PM
from: Supey

qjehagfzkshr

November 14, 2010 3:11 PM
from: Wally

bnagfkrthagfgt

November 14, 2010 3:12 PM
from: Supey

zxhajfgakyegt

November 14, 2010 3:12 PM
from: Wally

8lghagfu265q%hgabf

November 14, 2010 3:13 PM
from: Supey

kshgakghalghrm,hbv

November 14, 2010 3:14 PM
from: Wally

how dare you

November 24, 2010 2:16 PM
from: Wally

hey dude. when i said bald mgann was still hot i wasnt trying to like. be an ***.

November 24, 2010 2:17 PM
from: Wally

CLAM IT

November 24, 2010 2:18 PM
from: Supey

It's okay. She's beautiful. I understand. :)

November 24, 2010 2:19 PM
from: Wally

can you feeeel the looove toniiiiight

November 24, 2010 2:20 PM
from: Supey

THATMOVI E HAD AMGONKEY IN ITT

November 24, 2010 2:25 PM
from: Wally

ooh yeah feelin the love

November 25, 2010 6:03 PM
from: Wally

dude where ARE you? megs has been texting me off the hook, shes worried

November 25, 2010 6:07 PM
from: Wally

i swear if i have to abandon thanksgiving dinner to come look for you

November 25, 2010 8:32 PM
from: Wally

supey, seriously, where the hell are you?

[5 MISSED CALLS FROM WALLY: 8:43 PM, 9:38 PM, 10:06 PM, 10:42 PM, 11:00 PM]

November 25, 2010 11:03 PM
from: Supey

I'm okay.

November 25, 2010 11:03 PM
from: Wally

screw you. apologize to megs or im coming over there. jeez supey. not cool. not cool.

November 25, 2010 11:32 PM
from: Supey

Happy Thanksgiving.

December 1, 2010 5:34 PM
from: Supey

Did you seriously try to hire a pony for Robin's birthday?

December 1, 2010 5:34 PM
from: Wally

uh noooooooo

December 1, 2010 7:04 PM
from: Supey

you and megs have been in the bathroom for like half an hour what the heck

[PHONE POWERING OFF]

December 6, 2010 4:08 AM
from: Supey

Why were you being a jerk to Artemis again?

December 6, 2010 4:09 AM
from: Wally

what do you mean again and i wasnt and i don't want to talk about it

December 6, 2010 4:10 AM
from: Supey

I thought you guys were starting to get along.

December 6, 2010 4:11 AM
from: Wally

nope lies leave me alone

December 6, 2010 4:12 AM
from: Supey

You're a real moron, you know that?

December 6, 2010 4:13 AM
from: Wally

that is slander and i can sue you

December 6, 2010 4:14 AM
from: Supey

Wally, come on.

December 6, 2010 4:15 AM
from: Wally

look its complicated okay? i just. **** i thought she was different than she is but shes not and she doesnt care what i think or feel so why should i care what she thinks or feels yknow?

December 6, 2010 4:16 AM
from: Supey

I think she cares. She's just scared about some things.

December 6, 2010 4:17 AM
from: Wally

like what, not being terrible?

December 6, 2010 4:18 AM
from: Supey

If you've already decided on what you think, then why are you still talking to me?

December 6, 2010 4:20 AM
from: Wally

because i dont know if im in the wrong or she is and i dont know if i want to apologize or if i even should and we were doing okay but then she just screwed it and screwed me and i am REALLY HUNGRY RIGHT NOW

December 6, 2010 4:21 AM
from: Supey

She screwed you?!

December 6, 2010 4:22 AM
from: Wally

not for real screwing! like bad angry screwing – or. oh my god i am never teaching you euphemisms again you dope leave me alone

December 7, 2010 12:04 PM
from: Wally

day one: have not forgiven artemis yet

December 7, 2010 12:05 PM
from: Supey

Go away.

December 10, 2010 1:42 PM
from: Wally

you wanna do some christmas shopping today?

December 10, 2010 1:43 PM
from: Supey

Yes please.

December 10, 2010 1:44 PM
from: Wally

sweet, i'll be at the cave in five

December 10, 2010 2:56 PM
from: Wally

where are you

December 10, 2010 2:57 PM
from: Wally

supey seriously im going to go to mall security if you dont answer me

December 10, 2010 3:00 PM
from: Wally

the mall cops will be coming for you and i will laugh

December 10, 2010 3:01 PM
from: Wally

FOR PETES SAKE WHERE ARE YOU

December 10, 2010 3:31 PM
from: Wally

i am utilizing this text message to immortalize the day you got lost in a victorias secret

December 10, 2010 3:32 PM
from: Supey

You're the one who abandoned me when you got distracted by the food court.

December 10, 2010 3:35 PM
from: Wally

youre the one who abandoned ME when you got distracted by LADIES BRAS

December 10, 2010 3:36 PM
from: Wally

i still think you shouldve gotten the lacy blue one for megs

December 10, 2010 3:37 PM
from: Supey

Don't make me break your neck. :|

December 10, 2010 3:38 PM
from: Wally

you cant do that its christmas

December 10, 2010 3:39 PM
from: Supey

It's December 10th.

December 17, 2010 7:14 PM
from: Wally

kaldurs hanging up mistletoe in the showers send backup

December 17, 2010 7:18 PM
from: Wally

what part of "backup" includes artemis

December 23, 2010 2:05 PM
from: Wally

what time is it over there

December 23, 2010 2:06 PM
from: Supey

Time for me to be sleeping and for you to be shutting up. How did you even find out?

December 23, 2010 2:07 PM
from: Wally

detective skills tbh. i taught rob everything he knows.

December 23, 2010 2:08 PM
from: Wally

hey do me a favor will you? keep an eye on him. not suspiciously but just – make sure hes okay.

December 23, 2010 2:09 PM
from: Supey

Okay.

December 25, 2010 12:00 AM
from: Wally

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW SPHERE

December 25, 2010 12:04 AM
from: Supey

I had to get my phone back from the other side of the room after I threw it there. Please warn me the next time you're going to text me.

December 25, 2010 12:05 AM
from: Wally

wow ok scrooge. warning: holiday cheer incoming. this text message is to prepare you for a second text message. C.

December 25, 2010 3:45 PM
from: Supey

FJGJHDASSKLJGFJHKAGHBEWHRGHDN BFDSH I'LL KILL YOU

December 25, 2010 3:46 PM
from: Wally

merry christmas and please enjoy your exclusive animal planet "majestic monkeys" 6-disc special edition dvd set b/c i may or may not have had to commit murder to get it

December 25, 2010 4:00 PM
from: Green Cheeks

Wally! Conner is crying in the bathroom and he told me it's your fault. What did you do to him? :(

December 25, 2010 4:01 PM
from: Wally

made his dreams come true

December 26, 2010 8:19 AM
from: Wally

why was my present from you a cardboard box filled with dry macaroni

December 26, 2010 8:20 AM
from: Supey

It represents our friendship.

December 26, 2010 8:21 AM
from: Wally

..k

January 1, 2011 2:05 AM
from: Wally

did i actually kiss artemis or was it a fever dreAM

January 1, 2011 2:06 AM
from: Supey

You definitely did. But we were confused because it sounded like you guys were just drinking Slurpees. They made me look to confirm. :|

January 1, 2011 2:07 AM
from: Wally

she was so much better than a slurpee and also shut up i am NEW AT THIS

January 1, 2011 2:08 AM
from: Wally

but theres no one id rather have as a witness to my new years kiss with artemis than you

January 1, 2011 2:09 AM
from: Supey

I can think of at least ten other people who I'd rather have chosen for the job.

January 1, 2011 2:10 AM
from: Wally

shes texting me dude shes texting me what do i do

January 1, 2011 2:11 AM
from: Supey

Answer her?

January 1, 2011 2:12 AM
from: Wally

but what if shes saying its a mistake what if she changes her mind oh my god what if shes mad at me for kissing her like a slurpee?! i cant handle this kind of stress im moving to alaska

January 1, 2011 2:13 AM
from: Supey

I thought you were scared of mooses. Doesn't Alaska have mooses?

January 1, 2011 2:14 AM
from: Wally

shut your mouth i told you to never bring that up

January 1, 2011 2:15 AM
from: Supey

If you don't text Artemis back, I'm telling her that you're scared of mooses.

January 1, 2011 2:16 AM
from: Wally

when did you turn into a supervillain

January 1, 2011 2:25 AM
from: Wally

she says she wants to go see a movie this weekend what do i say

January 1, 2011 2:26 AM
from: Supey

Why are you asking me? I thought you said you were a pro with girls.

January 1, 2011 2:27 AM
from: Wally

i was actually lying

January 1, 2011 2:27 AM
from: Wally

and i am kind of freaking out

January 1, 2011 2:28 AM
from: Wally

because this is for real it's not a GIRL it's ARTEMIS so please please con please help me you have a girlfriend you know this stuff

January 1, 2011 2:29 AM
from: Supey

Do you want to go see a movie with her?

January 1, 2011 2:30 AM
from: Wally

yes duh

January 1, 2011 2:31 AM
from: Supey

Then say yes.

January 1, 2011 2:33 AM
from: Wally

she said "cool" and your services are no longer required :DD

January 1, 2011 2:34 AM
from: Supey

Yay?

July 4, 2011 9:10 AM
from: Wally

happy anniversary buddy

July 4, 2011 9:12 AM
from: Supey

:)

July 28, 2011 9:46 PM
from: Supey

kakjhghjdhjgfhagqzmggagfjsg

July 28, 2011 9:47 PM
from: Wally

supey we talked about the keyboard. slow and steady.

July 28, 2011 9:49 PM
from: Supey

I think I am about to take it slow and steady with my hand.

July 28, 2011 9:49 PM
from: Supey

M'GANN** STUPID AUTOCORRECTSKGGAJRGEFQV

July 28, 2011 9:50 PM
from: Wally

lol

July 28, 2011 9:50 PM
from: Wally

wait what

July 28, 2011 9:51 PM
from: Supey

I told her I had to go to the bathroom. I am hiding in here.

July 28, 2011 9:51 PM
from: Wally

well i mean. are you ready? do you want to do this?

July 28, 2011 9:52 PM
from: Supey

Yes. A lot. But I don't know what to do. I just want it to be nice.

July 28, 2011 9:52 PM
from: Wally

con, so long as you two are comfortable with it and talk through it, youll be fine.

July 28, 2011 9:53 PM
from: Wally

i mean im not an expert but i can tell you guys are all in love and stuff so just take a deep breath and dont rush it and itll be okay. okay?

July 28, 2011 9:54 PM
from: Supey

Okay. Thank you. I'm going back out.

July 28, 2011 9:55 PM
from: Wally

if she throws you out of the cave you are welcome at my place

July 28, 2011 9:56 PM
from: Wally

bring chips

August 6, 2011 11:52 PM
from: Wally

shoot supey i think i might be in love

August 6, 2011 11:53 PM
from: Supey

Why are you telling me?

August 6, 2011 11:54 PM
from: Wally

i dunno. i feel like youre the only one whod understand.

August 6, 2011 11:55 PM
from: Supey

Well. Congratulations.

August 6, 2011 11:56 PM
from: Wally

thanks man i feel like im growing

August 6, 2011 11:57 PM
from: Supey

You are.

August 6, 2011 11:58 PM
from: Wally

oh man beyonce just came on the tv i think im in love

August 6, 2011 11:59 PM
from: Supey

I retract my earlier statement.

September 1, 2011 9:58 PM
from: Artemis

m'gann, are you around?

September 1, 2011 9:58 PM
from: M'gann

Yes! Hi! What's up?

September 1, 2011 9:59 PM
from: Artemis

i need somebody to confirm for me that boys are fucking idiots.

September 1, 2011 10:00 PM
from: M'gann

They are. I hate boys, but I love them anyway. C:

September 1, 2011 10:01 PM
from: Artemis

that may or may not be the wisest thing you've ever said.

September 1, 2011 10:02 PM
from: M'gann

(heart)

August 28, 2013 6:42 PM
from: Supey

We miss you around here already.

August 28, 2013 6:43 PM
from: Wally

my roomie is a saganist. im pleased.

August 28, 2013 6:44 PM
from: Supey

I really hope that wasn't a typo of "satanist."

August 28, 2013 6:44 PM
from: Wally

no moron. carl sagan? coolest guy in the history of ever? jeez. go to college and learn this stuff.

August 28, 2013 6:45 PM
from: Supey

I've been doing it for a year longer than you have. :|

August 28, 2013 6:46 PM
from: Wally

i miss you too

December 25, 2014 5:42 PM
from: Wally

we did not ask for a dog

December 25, 2014 5:43 PM
from: Supey

:)

December 25, 2014 5:40 PM
from: Artemis

IGNORE WALLY. HE'S AN IDIOT. AAAAAAAAAAAAH! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

April 9, 2015 3:28 AM
from: Supey

You're really going to leave?

April 9, 2015 3:49 AM
from: Wally

it's different now, con. tula's dead. marie logan's dead. kent nelson's dead. i don't want to have to say that word anymore.

April 9, 2015 4:21 AM
from: Supey

Then you're a coward.

April 9, 2015 4:30 AM
from: Wally

fuck you.

April 9, 2015 4:35 AM
from: Wally

my parents finally took off that censor program. looks like it comes in handy.

March 24, 2016 3:28 AM
from: Wally

you can come stay at my place tonight. i'm sorry, conner. i'm sorry for everything.

March 24, 2016 3:30 AM
from: Conner

Thank you.

April 9, 2016 10:32 PM
from: Conner

Are you at home?

April 9, 2016 10:33 PM
from: Wally

yeah what's up?

April 9, 2016 10:34 PM
from: Conner

I'm coming over. There's something you need to know.