Fruit basket on drugs

The party at shigures house was in full swing. Everyone seemed to be having a good time even Ritsu. That was until Hatori started skipping around the living room singing "Baby" by Justin Beiber...

"Hatori are you okay?"Tohru asked extreamly worried. "Baby, Baby, baby oh! Like Baby baby baby no!" Hatori sang prancing about the room. Suddenly Haru charged out the bathroom with a towel wrapped around his neck shouting to everyone"Look at me! I'm superman!". Tohru stared at him as he climbed on Rin's back. Rin started to rap Super Bass as she ran around the garden! Shigure then started to put on some makeup of Tohru's. He then ran up the stairs and locked himself in Tohru's bedroom.

Ritsu ran stark naked around the house with a bowl on his head screaming that the aliens were coming and the bowl would protect him. At that exact moment Shigure came out of Tohru's room with Kyo and Yuki who were all wearing Tohru's clothes. Ayame was busy giving Tohru a lap dance. Tohru fantically ran into the living room trying to find somewho sane. Kisa was rollng on the floor shouting "Lookie Tohru I'm a worm." Yuki then pranced into the room with Kyo singing" I'm a fairy princess lalalalala!" Kagura then burst threw the wall making noises like a fire engine. Tohru screamed as Momiji started kissing Hiro in the corner. Everyone came into the living room through the wall and the choas continued. Ayame started to grind against Shigure. Yuki and Kyo started to sing again. Ritsu (who was still naked ) came in and started to make out with Hatori. Momiji started screaming that he was a tree. Tohru tried to escape the maddness but Yuki and Kyo grabbed her and made her dance with them. Momiji cut off Ayames hair and Ayame stared crying. Tohru attempted to escape again but tripped over Ritsu who was now unconsousuis. She bumped her head on the ground knocking herself out...