Disclaimer: Not mine, yo.

A/N: A 100-word drabble for Tigriswolf's prompt at Comment-Fic, "Mega-Sharknado vs. Squidipus rex!"

"It's called Mega-Sharknado vs. Squidipus rex!" Xander announces, displaying the movie times for the rest of the group to see.

He is met by three frowns and Dawn's expression of cautious interest.

"Um," says Willow, one of the frowners, "I'm not sure it's a good place for a Scooby meeting…"

"Or anyone with a brain not already liquefied by that sort of rot," Spike comments.

"Hey," says Xander, "just because you were around when Citizen Kane hit the market doesn't mean you can mock the next generation of classics."

"Like Jaws 4," agrees Buffy, her frown shifting to a smirk.