This fic is for the July Monthly Challenge and the promt came from kaykay1307. Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: JK owns all. (except plot)


Fred cringed and looked for a place to hide. He heard the distinct click-clack of Hermione's shoes and dived behind the couch.

"Don't think you can hide from me Fred, this problem won't go away," she said, the calmness of her voice making Fred more terrified. He knew how scary his wife could be and she was at her worst when she was calm.

He sighed in defeat before peeking over the top of the couch. She stood there, arms folded across her chest and foot tapping, a sure sign she was irritated.

"What's the problem dearie?" he asked, feigning innocence. "Don't play dumb with me Fred. You know damn well what the problem is and I have a feeling you created it."

Fred looked at her, eyes wide and face schooled into nonchalance. "No I don't know what you're talking about," he said. "Well I guess I'll have to show you then,"

She grabbed his hand and dragged him into the kitchen. he had to stuff his fist into his mouth to stop himself from laughing. "Now would you like to tell me how all these cats got in here?"

He looked down at her and left out a laugh before stopping quickly. " they needed help. They were just out there on the streets and when I looked into there sweet little eyes I couldn't just leave them.

I originally brought home five but then I left the house again and saw all the rest of the poor little cats out on the street and I had to bring them home," he explained.

"Did you not even stop to consider asking me if I wanted a load of cats wandering around our home?" she exclaimed.

"Well I thought you wouldn't mind," he shrugged, looking down at the cat purring at his feet. "You do realise we can't keep these cats right?" she said.

"Aww but Mione look at their sweet wittle faces," he said, picking one up and pouting. She sighed and shook her head. "Pwwwwweeeeaaasssseee," he pouted, looking at her with wide eyes.

"No Fred. There are too many,"

"I'll give you anything you want," he said, attempting to bargain with her.


"I'll cook dinner for a week,"

"No Fred,"

"I'll do the dishes for a week?"

"It's still a no,"

"Unlimited sex for two weeks,"

He knew by looking into her eyes that he had hit the spot. She bit her lip before sighing and looking up at him. "You can keep three but that's it. The rest have got to go. Send them to the pound or something" she huffed in defeat. He smirked before grabbing her and pulling her closer.

"I knew the sex would work," he smirked. "Don't flatter yourself," She laughed, pulling him down for a kiss.

She grabbed his shirt before pulling him up the stairs and into the bedroom. "Now I believe you promised me unlimited sex?" she giggled. "The things I do for you," he sighed before joining her on the bed.

Just a short little Drabble for the challenge. please read and review and DON'T FORGET TO VOTE IN THE CHALLENGE!