A/N: So this is my new fic. It was in my head for a while so I had to get it out. I already have 13 chapters complete and will update every Monday.
This fic is for my two birthday girls, RoseyPattinsonCullen and TwiSagaLover for their birthdays.
StoryPainter from PTB has beta'd, and iloveedward12 and deebelle1 have pre-read.
SM owns the characters, I just make them play in my world.
Warning- Please either pee first, or get on your shanties(ShamWow panties) in case of laughing so hard, you pee your pants! LOL
Possible tissue warning for you saps. LOL
WIth a quick knock on the door, I open it and proceed to fuck up the rest of Garrett's day.
"Hello, Garrett," Edward says as we walk into his office.
"Hello, Edward. Long time no see," Garrett teases.
"Hey! I saw you three months ago," Edward replies.
I watch Garrett turn to me and smile.
"And how are you today, Miss Swan?"
"I'm fine, Mr. Smith."
"Stop flirting with my wife, Garrett, or you will be finding a new job."
"Wife?" Garrett asks in shock. "Who would marry you voluntarily?" he teases.
I can't hold back my giggles at his words.
"I was drunk," I answer as I shrug my shoulders and crack up at the look of shock on Edward's face as a result of my answer.
"Before or after you found out he was your boss?" he inquires.
"Before for me, but apparently he knew who I was in the beginning and did it anyways."
"Hey! I've been in love with you for almost eleven years, now shut up before I shut you up," Edward growls at me.
"No way, Edward! She's the one you told me about?"
I turn to Garrett.
"Explain, please?" I question Garrett.
"You know I've worked here for almost ten years, well I've known Edward through Anthony since I first started here back then. He used to come visit his grandpa and talk about this shy girl he adored and never got the courage to talk to in school. I guess he worked up the courage to do it since he you are married to him now," he finishes.
"Why does everyone have to tease me about waiting over ten years to make my move?" Edward whines.
Garrett and I laugh at his words of frustration.
"Emmett?" Garrett asks the obvious question about who else has teased Edward.
"Yep," I reply.
"So what am I supposed to call you now, Miss Swan, and what are you going to do here now?"
"I am apparently going to be Edward's right hand, pun intended, and I am Mrs. Masen Cullen just like him, but you can call me Bella."
"And we are stealing Tanya," Edward adds.
"What happened to Jessica?" Garrett asks.
"Let's just say her and Bella's assistant, Lauren, were fired. Those bitches used to torment my wife and I in high school, then they said some nasty shit to us today, so we fired them."
"But you are stealing Tanya from me?"
"Yes, we met her in the break room and she seems like a good person. We'd like her to work for us, and we will find you someone new," Edward explains.
"But who? I like Tanya," Garrett whines.
"Dude, are you thirty-three or simply three?" Edward teases.
"Oh, bite me, Masen."
"Garrett, Bella, Edward?" we hear from the intercom.
Garrett presses a button to answer.
"Can I come in and talk to you three? I might have someone who can come in right now to fill my job," she says.
"Come on in, Tanya," Edward answers her.
The call disconnects and the door opens to reveal Tanya.
"Come on in, Tanya," Edward says.
She walks in and closes the door behind her.
"Who do you have in mind?" I question.
"My sister, Kate, was just laid off yesterday. She is as good as I am at my job."
"What does she know?"
"She used to work for the CFO of Black Computers."
"Our competitor?" Garrett questions.
"That's the one," Tanya laughs out.
"Think she will spill Black's secrets?" Edward teases.
"Only one way to find out. Want me to call her in?"
"Fuck yes!" Edward shouts, making Garrett and I laugh at his enthusiasm.
I watch Tanya dial the phone and tell her sister to come in right away. She must agree because Tanya turns to us, gives us the thumbs up and grins at us. I smile back as she says her goodbyes and hangs up.
"She's on her way," she says.
"You rock, Tanya," I reply.
She flips her hair and grins at me.
"I do, don't I?" she retorts, making us all laugh.
"How have I not snagged you from Garrett yet?" I ask Tanya.
"You weren't in the position to then, Bella," Garrett replies. "But now that you married the boss man, you can have anything you want."
"Anything?" I tease Garrett, as I cock my eyebrow at Edward.
"Damn insatiable wife," Edward growls.
"And that's a problem how, Edward?" Garrett teases him. "If I had an insatiable wife, I'd be as happy as a pig in shit."
"Ew, Garrett, that's gross. You'd roll around in shit?" I tease him.
"Jeez, you're quite crude, little boss woman."
"And don't you fucking forget it, Gar. You wouldn't want me telling people you'd like a rusty trombone would you?"
Edward spits out his coffee as I continue to taunt Garrett. Garrett turns to Edward and smirks.
"Does she always talk like that with you around?" Garrett question him.
"Fuck yes!" Edward replies as Tanya starts to laugh at us while shaking her head.
"She never talked like this before you married her."
"Who says I didn't?" I ask him. "You just think you fucking know me."
"You both are fucking perfect for each other. Fuck seems to be both of your favorite word," Garrett replies.
"Fucking right it is," I reply while giggling. "It's my favorite word and act. We'll be fucking later on, huh honey?"
I can't help but get excited at the prospect of fucking Edward six ways from Sunday. He hasn't seen anything of what I'm capable of yet. One of us will be feeling it for days...and I'm not too sure it will be me.
Edward groans and I grin like the Cheshire cat. "Whatever you say, love."
"Damn fucking right."
"Holy hell! You two are unbelieveable," Garrett mutters. "I swear I'm going to need to bleach my eyes after you leave my office."
I really think I'm going to like being the boss. I hope Tanya's sister can fit in with the motley crew we seem to be. The last thing we need is another Jessica or Lauren...those bitches were completely useless. Nevermind the fact that all they want to do was fuck my husband.
That's my job and no one will ever take over for me.
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