Why can't I stop thinking about him? Why can't I stop thinking about how incredibly alluring he is? Why do I think that his geekiness is so attractive? Shouldn't that be a turn off? Why do I always want to give him a congratulatory hug after he figures out a way to defeat something paranormal? How come I always come to him when I have a problem? Shouldn't I go to Erica? Why do I have such high standards when it comes to solving a problem when he is involved? How come I always get mad when Erica makes fun of him, but not the others? Why do I get an electrifying sensation when his arm brushes against mine? Why do I always blush when Benny says I want to canoodle with his best friend? How come I always find myself staring at him? Why do I always stay up at night thinking about him? Why can't I bare to imagine life without him? Why do I always panic when something bad happens to him? How does he always come to my rescue, even when I don't tell him what's going on? What does everyone mean when they call us love birds? Can't they see were not dating? Does he like me more than a friend? Why do we have more in common than Ericka and I? Why does he understand me more than anyone else? Why did he risk his life after the Lucifractor exploded?
WHY AM I IN LOVE WITH ETHAN MORGAN?!