Title: Karaoke Night

Summary: Karaoke Night at Foam.

Rating: PG

Flavor: Angst/Romance/Humor

Disclaimer: Pam, SPE, J.F Lawton own all.

S/U: "Lucky", "Overprotected", " (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"," Oops! I did it again" all by Britney Spears, "Can't Get You Out of My Head" Kylie Minogue, "My Sacrifice" Creed, "Blurry" Puddle of Mudd, " When its over" Sugar Ray, " It's the end of the world as we know it (And I feel fine)" R.E.M, "My Friends Over You" New Found Glory, "Complicated" Avril Lavigne

cut to the stage

( Everyone is trying to figure out what song Val is going to pick)

Val goes over to the machine and punches in the number of the song she wants them to sing

Everyone grabs a mic

Val: Hi I'm Val… And these are all my friends…And we're going to sing a song about the end of the world…

cue music

Val: That's great it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an areoplane- Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn- world serves its on needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed it up a knock speed , grunt no, strength no. ( looks over at Johnny and gives him a signal to start singing)

Johnny: Ladder structure clatter with fear of height, down height. Wire in a fire, represent the seven games in a government for hire and a combat site. Left her, wasn't coming in  a hurry with the furies breathing down you neck… ( points to Nikki as if to say its your turn)

Nikki: Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered crop. Look at that low plane! Fine then. Uh oh, overflow population, common group, but it'll do. Save yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs, listen to heart bleed. Tell me with the rapture and reverent in the right- right. You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright, light, feeling pretty psyched.

V/N/J: It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. Its the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

Quick (takes his cue from Val):  Six o' clock T.V hour. Don't get caught it a foreign tower. Slash and burn, return listen to yourself churn. Lock him in uniform and book burning, v blood letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate. Light a candle, light a motive. ( it now Kay' s turn)

Kay: Step down, step down. Watch a heel crush, crush. Uh oh, this means no fear- cavalier. Renegade and steer clear! A tournament, a tournament,  a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline.

V/N/J/Q/K:  It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

Tasha: The other night I tripped on a nice continental drift divide. Mount St. Edelite. Lenoard Bernstein, Leonid Breshnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You symbiotic , patriotic, slam, but neck. Right? Right.

Everyone: It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

              

music breaks off into an interlude

It's the end of the world as we know it. Its, it's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine..

music comes back

It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine..

I feel fine..

audience claps and applauds

They put back their mics, and walk towards the bar.

Kay: Well that certainly was an interesting song choice…

Nikki: You can say that again…(looks a her watch and realizes what time it is)… Its almost nine!…( with an "Oh No!" look on her face)

Johnny: So what if its almost nine?

Nikki( gives him a look): Hello! What comes on at nine on a Sunday night?

Johnny ( still clueless as to what she's trying to get at): I don't know…Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Quick ( kind of surprised): Nikki, you watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

Nikki: Yeah.. you've got a problem with that?! ( in her best impression of the Godfather)

Quick: Uh… no.. of course not…(covering up his tracks)

Nikki (exasperated): Buffy 's on Tuesdays at eight, Alias is on Sunday night at nine… Duh!…

Tasha( who hasn't really been paying attention to the conversation suddenly perks up): Did some one say Alias?

Nikki: Yeah…Tonight's the Season Finale..

Tasha: I didn't know you watched Alias too… I love Alias…(to Nikki) You mind if I come over and watch it with you?

Nikki ( to Tasha): No of course not…Sure you can come over… ( to Johnny) Want to come too?( with big smile on her face)

Johnny: Okay… sure.. And I promise I won't a word while you're watching it.. ( smirking)

Tasha( to Nikki as they're walking out the door): Why did he say that for? ( confused)

Nikki( smiling): It's a long story.. I'll tell you in the car…(looks over at Johnny with an even bigger smile on he face)

So Nikki, Tasha, and Johnny leave to go watch Alias…

The end…

A/N: I'm sorry if that ending was kind of abrupt… I couldn't think of anything else to say.. Except that Alias is the best show… I can't wait for the Season Premiere Sept 29th.. J