"Wait until you meet this girl. She's fucking perfect!" Edward sucked up the last of his Cherry Coke. "The first time our hands touched I knew she was it for me."

"That's what you said about Tanya," Jake said, licking special sauce off his stubby, sausage fingers.

Edward grimaced as he watched Jake dry his hand on his red and blue tights. "Why're you wearing that shit, anyway? You look like that dumbfuck Spiderman."

"Spidey? Lookit my 'S'! I'm the Man of Steel!"

Edward shoved his glasses back on his face. "You're nowhere near cool enough to be that guy."

A/N: HIIII! We are baaaaaaaaaaaack! And DID YOU SEE? Kitkat681 posted a new story tonight, too!


So... who's in for this one?

XX ~ Hot Tot (shell)