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69

"Actions speak louder than words," Bella proclaimed.

"Eager beaver! I give you eight inches; you take a yard."

"Please," she purred. "You hit the nail on the head."

"I'm no Johnny-come-lately!"

"I know! Now, how about putting your nose to my grindstone?"

Edward snickered. "I'll leave no stone unturned."

"Et tu, Brute? Shall I put my mouth where my moneymaker is?"

"Dunno, pussycat. Once bitten, twice shy."

"Aww, you know my bark is worse than my bite."

Superman's smile lit up the night sky. "Helllllo, Kitty!"

Cuddled up and giggling softly together, they pelted each other with clich├ęs through sunrise.

*And they lived happily ever after!*


A/N: Here we are, chapter 69. Can anyone think of a more appropriate number to put an end to this shizzle badizzle? The "quit-while-you're-ahead" method would've had us stopping around chapter 6, so that didn't work! I cheated a little and didn't count the HEA line in my word count. Whatchagonnadoboudit?

Well, this has been some interesting journey. Save the Catwoman, save the world and all, one cliche at a time. As ever, I thank my amazing fellow taters for being their spudsy selves. I think we might be ready to write the great romance now. Maybe not NOW now, but later. Much later. Anywho, I sure do love the shit outta you two.

And YOU! Yes, YOU! You readers are the craziest bunch of fandom fic friends a potato might ever hope to have. Thank you for cheering us on and tossing in your own brand of nuts whenever possible. It just goes to show, there is no limit on the creative energy out here. Let's all remember what the Superfriends have taught us- we MUST use our powers for good and not evil.

BIG HUGE SUPERKISSES to anyone who braved this story. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Get some help. Thank you.

MWAH!
XXX ~IDH (aka BOH)