chocykitty: Heh. Hehehe. You think you're so clever, don'tcha? Well, hate to break it to ya, but...NO. It's not. I know which wiki post you're talking about — and please keep it in mind that I wrote that a long, long time ago.
But I will give you a few new hints: one, that Mystichawk is cowriting it with me, two, that it has something to do with one of Pitch's DFW letters (but not really...? kind of...), and three, that it's going to be like nothing you've ever seen before.

I feel as if I am a bit off with the letter numbering...


lil Mrs. Evil (Guest) asked the following questions:

Dear Jack,
Have you ever read JackRabbit with a lemon? If not, do read one.

Jack replied:
For Manny's sake, are you people TRYING to scar me for life?!

Dear Bunny,
That goes for you too. Also, I dare you to go swimming in hot pink paint.

Bunny replied:
For once, I agree with the icicle.

Dear Tooth,
What do you do with the teeth when the owners die and don't become spirits?

Tooth replied:
I keep them. I keep history. Someday, hundreds of years from now, I'll still be around, and I'll check them. Just to see how things have gone by, and what they once were. Things are always simpler in the past. It's kind of relaxing.

Dear North,
Have you ever burned cookies?

North replied:
I do not make cookies. Yetis have, though.


XphiaDP asked the following question:

Dear Bunny,
You are a kangaroo. Nothing can change my mind.

Bunny replied:
*sigh* I give up.

Dear Jamie,
Are you and Pippa going to go out when you get old enough to date?

Jamie replied:
O.o

Dear Sandy,
Have you ever purposely let someone get a nightmare?

Sandy replied:
No. Why would I do that?

Dear Pitch,
I don't like you. Deal with it! By the way, why don't you have eyebrows?

Pitch replied:
All right. Good.
Why don't you have green tentacles and seventeen eyes? You don't know, do you?
Neither do I. Case closed.


Ocb (Guest) asked the following questions:

Dear North,
What is it with the Christmas is better than Easter thing? I agree, I'm just curious.

North replied:
Because Christmas IS better than Easter and big-headed rabbit cannot get over it.

Dear Bunny,
Are you related to a kangaroo?

Bunny replied:
*headwall headwall headwall*


NO. You CANNOT just slip an anonymous little letter in for me to answer. I am getting pissed off now because you guys are reminding me of my grandma, who has to be told everything 5,000 times before she remembers.

Any letters sent after this point will be subsequently ignored and deleted.

I'm dead serious.