chocykitty: Heh. Hehehe. You think you're so clever, don'tcha? Well, hate to break it to ya, but...NO. It's not. I know which wiki post you're talking about — and please keep it in mind that I wrote that a long, long time ago.
But I will give you a few new hints: one, that Mystichawk is cowriting it with me, two, that it has something to do with one of Pitch's DFW letters (but not really...? kind of...), and three, that it's going to be like nothing you've ever seen before.
I feel as if I am a bit off with the letter numbering...
lil Mrs. Evil (Guest) asked the following questions:
Have you ever read JackRabbit with a lemon? If not, do read one.
For Manny's sake, are you people TRYING to scar me for life?!
That goes for you too. Also, I dare you to go swimming in hot pink paint.
For once, I agree with the icicle.
What do you do with the teeth when the owners die and don't become spirits?
I keep them. I keep history. Someday, hundreds of years from now, I'll still be around, and I'll check them. Just to see how things have gone by, and what they once were. Things are always simpler in the past. It's kind of relaxing.
Have you ever burned cookies?
I do not make cookies. Yetis have, though.
XphiaDP asked the following question:
You are a kangaroo. Nothing can change my mind.
*sigh* I give up.
Are you and Pippa going to go out when you get old enough to date?
Have you ever purposely let someone get a nightmare?
No. Why would I do that?
I don't like you. Deal with it! By the way, why don't you have eyebrows?
All right. Good.
Why don't you have green tentacles and seventeen eyes? You don't know, do you?
Neither do I. Case closed.
Ocb (Guest) asked the following questions:
What is it with the Christmas is better than Easter thing? I agree, I'm just curious.
Because Christmas IS better than Easter and big-headed rabbit cannot get over it.
Are you related to a kangaroo?
*headwall headwall headwall*
NO. You CANNOT just slip an anonymous little letter in for me to answer. I am getting pissed off now because you guys are reminding me of my grandma, who has to be told everything 5,000 times before she remembers.
Any letters sent after this point will be subsequently ignored and deleted.
I'm dead serious.