Music Inspiration: Newton's Cradle by Ludovico Einaudi, from the album In A Time Lapse.

Cologne: Fever by Lynx. Or whatever gets you going.

Rating: M. Swearing, sex/rape scenes and risk taking subjects.

Ownership: I don't own Glee, but I own my imagination. I have Series 1 to 3, a lot of music, the Concert Movie and my family find it really funny to buy me their notebooks, key chains and other general paraphernalia. So if we could get them to continue past season 6, just buying their merchandise, then I'd buy a f… lot. I've borrowed a couple of character mentions from Dalton by CP Coulter. (And I don't own the cartoon character Mr Magoo, but if I did he would have had at least one smile. I don't own the movie Risky Business or it's actors, but I have my own copy.) Enough, on with the story. No Wait: Introducing two new OC's: Blainey Bear and Kurt's Neice.

~ Risky Business ~

When did it turn from love making to sex, Sebastian wasn't quite sure. It didn't matter anyway, it was fan-bloody-tastic, that's what it was.

It was the most amazing sex the pair had ever had. They'd seen the movie Risky Business, with that wanker actor ….. It was the most exhilarating imagination.

Making out and having sex on a moving train, God what an idea! And the most amazing, turn on for Seb, was that Kurt had suggested it. That's the thing that got him twitching and throbbing. That Kurt would have the best, spontaneous suggestions about where they were to 'do it'. Oh baby! Seb would instantly feel immense blood flow to his lower region whenever Kurt gave him that look. That all knowing 'I'm horny and have a great location for us' look.

So after the movie, Kurt gave Sebastian the first 'I'm horny and I demand your full attention'. And they did their first 'stunt', they fucked on a moving train. It was so much more than the movie could predict for them. It was the absolute thrill of being caught out, joined with Kurt's ability to wear quality clothing, kilts to other viewers.

The initial pain was called 'just uncomfortable at first' by Kurt. He loved that as well the thrill of being caught out. Sebastian wanted to please Kurt more, but Kurt's insistence and demands taking the command position melted Sebastian, and that thrilled him even more.


"Ooh yeah Kurt?"

"Grab your keys, and let's go for a drive."

"What at 3am?"

"Got any other idea for something not so boring to do at 3am?"

Seb could tell, just by the inflections and demand, Kurt had another great place to suggest. 'Knock, knock' said the front of his jeans. His need for the loo was first addressed, hot wash and cologne applied.

Now as their dark-near-midnight-purple Ferrari, purred to life, Sebastian leaned over to Kurt and gave him a peck "Where to Mr Magoo?"

Kurt let a few seconds pass, put a finger on his right ear lobe, closing his eyes for thought. Letting his finger very slowly, very gently move down to his neck to glide back and forth along his right collar bone to the far edge of his left one. The pressure for himself was as erotic as when Seb would enjoyably tease the pulse along the length of his penis and circle his tip. Memories of Seb doing this and admiring the fact that Seb's black nail polish complimented his well manicured nails flashed to mind. Which, to Kurt, complimented the adoration for his appendage. Whenever his finger got to inline with his chin, he'd stop and move just an inch or so down his chest, and circle and press and come back upward, and continue along the path. He'd breathe in and out, getting lost in the heat inside the car, the music and near suffocating scent of Seb's cologne.

Sebastian watched him do this twice, then shuddered with anticip… "Kurt, where to babe?"

"Well, the most edge 'falling off this earth' place I have in mind. Hmmm, Tyers Lover's Lookout. We'll be facing south over the valley, and be moments from the edge toward the deep abyss."

"Didn't we do that spot last year?"

"SEBASTIAN! Just do as I'm instructing you."

"Shit, what are you yelling for?" And Sebastian notices his erection grows more, Kurt just does that to him.

"Because I am as ready as I can ever be and this night isn't going to last with you bitching about where we've done it before." Kurt adjusts himself, intent for Sebastian to notice.

And so to Tyers Lover's Lookout Sebastian Smythe drives, with Kurt 'fucking unbelievably gorgeous' Hummel in the passenger seat.

The travel should have been no more than 20 minutes. But they'd hit thick white fog. Only able to see a little in front of the vehicle, Sebastian's eyes pained. And not just from when Kurt would grab Sebastian's leg while he tried to drive, a certain pinky twitching the outside of his jeans. Thick material be buggered, he felt it all, shuddered and had to throw Kurt's hand off when he saw the edge of the road too close for comfort. Remembering that where they were travelling to had lots of cliffs to plunge down.

Kurt's laughter at these occasions gave Sebastian shivers. He really did like to play with risky business.

Soon enough Kurt demanded they pull over where they were. And an hour or two of heated kissing, fondling, teasing, massaging and Sebastian trying to get Kurt to let either one of them explode pass.

Sebastian had always been in control, when he was the bully, when he was vying for Blaine's affection. But when they had begun, it was Kurt who took control.

This was taking too long. Sebastian could feel his old monster rising from its hiding spot, and he just couldn't pin point when Kurt had taken the reigns in their sexual endeavours. So much was making him wild.

He threw caution to the wind and forced himself upon Kurt. Sebastian demanded Kurt to come, Kurt refused. Probably from fear, but his breathing and erection lied about that. Sebastian gave in to his primal drive and came, finally. Soon enough Kurt followed. Both vibrating with orgasm electricity.

And timely enough, Newton's Cradle had hit the spot just as they did.

Sebastian quickly grabbed the 'love blanket' and covered them. They tightly embraced and fell into lover's slumber, with occasional reverberations adding to their delight.

~ 0 ~

The water droplets fell off the car as the sun heated what the fog had left behind.

The occupants slept with no concern of the hustle and bustle of the outside world.

It was a Saturday, and the parking regulations were enforced and more costly than any other day of the week.

Kurt blinked first. Seb's arms were tight around him, again. He shoved Seb to be released.

"Oh Blainey Bear let me cuddle you more." Always calling for his Blainey Bear, Sebastian squeezed tighter.

"Seb wake up."

Sebastian opened his eyes. The world was so yellow.

"What the hell is with all the yellow post it notes?" Kurt's growl was the sort that Sebastian knew was not desirable.

"Your guess is as good as mine. I'll have a look." Sebastian opened his door and removed some yellow stickers from the windscreen.


~ 0 ~

From across the road, Ken Tenaka, in his pristine Parking Inspectors uniform smiled. He lifted his non-fat latte to his lips. He slurrped, crunched on a ginger biscuit, smiled some more when he saw the overly purple Ferrari door open. A head popped up and then a gorgeous guy pulled a few yellow bits of paper from the windscreen before dashing back inside.

"Probably too fucking cold for his little prick."

He raised his personal mobile phone, took a photo of the flashy car with yellow parking tickets covering as much window space possible.

"Good to know the glue on those tickets will hold in place for a while."

"You also wanted a piping hot medium drip?" questioned the waitress.

"Yes sweet cheeks, Miss Unique, I did." Ken Tenaka toothy smiled at the girl, with biscuit spraying from where some teeth were missing. "I'll have a blueberry muffin as well? Here's a fifty dollar note for the beverages and um, the muffin. Keep the change, that's for all your troubles."

Then he twiddled too much as he adjusted his bulge, knowing full well how it would make his waitress feel. And with the implication of muffin, he smiled at his filthy mind.

However, she walked straight to management. She'd had enough of these gross men with their filthy advances. She knew she should've reported the first asshole who did that to her, but taking a step now was just as important as then.

~ 0 ~

Back inside the vehicle ….

"I suppose I won't be getting that Reed van Kamp painting now?" Sebastian worried out aloud.

"Which one did you want again, Seb?"

"Yeah that one he did of Shane. I was going to get it for Blaine." Seb sighed.

"No, it's fine. No punn intended. We can afford it. A Reed van Kamp opportunity should never be missed." Kurt looked at Seb and admired how he had tamed the tiger.

"And Seb."

"Yes Kurt."

"We have to find your little Blainey Bear, you keep calling me him in your sleep."

"Oh, right. I think your neice pinched him when she was over last."

"Ahuh, a three year old pinched your Blainey Bear?"

"Well, he looks just like her Daddy so why not?"

~ Fini ~