Just wanted to add in a note here to say that this fic is discontinued due to the unbelievable harassment I've gotten for this. I highly suspect it's only like two people, but these people have a lot of pent up frustration and way too much time on their hands.
I'm sorry to people who were looking forward to the next chapter. This was honestly just meant to be a fun little fluff piece for a friend, and a distraction from responsibilities and all that, but writing this isn't fun anymore.
As a final disclaimer: I love Neon Genesis' Naruto fanfics (I highly recommend her Chicago!verse) and that one KiriAn oneshot, but I can honestly say that I haven't been able to get a good reading her fics featuring Yukimura (read: 250 Dark Stars, which a lot of people have been comparing this to). My interpretation of Yukimura is entirely my own and as flattering as it is to hear it being compared to one as highly acclaimed as Neon's, having people accuse me of plagiarism is just plain insulting.
So for the people who have too much pent-up anger from real life and too much time on their hands:
Please stop harassing me. And get a fucking life, my god.