Tobi chuckled softly to himself, a dry sort of laugh that had no real humor to it. He prepared to summon the Kyuubi from Kushina as childbirth wrought havoc on her seal.
Now, just a few more seconds…
He flinched as he heard Kushina's scream and an infant's wail, and summoned the Kyuubi.
Tobi stared up at the enormous jug of red liquid with arms and legs, hundreds of feet tall. He wasn't sure quite what had happened, but he was fairly certain that something had gone horribly, horribly wrong.
The Kool-Aid Man smashed through the Hokage Mountain.
A/N: …I have no excuse.