Well, I'm up late and very bored. And this bothers me so much. So here it goes.
HOW TO BE A CRAZY TT SHIPPER
Step One: DA PAIRINGS!
BBRAE: Well of course! They live in the same house and have their moments SO THEY HAVE TO BE IN LOVE. And it was in DA COMICS DAT DA SHOW IS BARELY BASED ON... MM
PLUS, OPPOSITES ATTRACT. Beast and Raven are totally opposites and barely have shit in common so they must be a power couple right?
ROBSTAR: Yeah they're perfect! The cartoons show episodes upon episodes with robstar plot lines! And DEY GONNA BE TOGETHA FOREVER AND EVER! Because teenagers never break up!
CYBEE: Well Cyborg need TUH be paired with someone! And we didn't read Titans Go, so didn't know he had a girlfriend his age! OF COURSE! BUMBLEBEE! DEY BOTH BLACK SO IT'S JUST PERFECT! YAY!
Step Two: BASH DA CHARACTERS DAT GET IN DA WAY!
Terra: TERRA! I FUCKING HATE YOU EVEN THO YOU'RE A CARTOON CHARACTER. I'M GONNA KILL YOU OFF OR SOMETHING! MOVE BITCH, GET OUT DA WAY!
Aqualad: WHAT? YOU BELONG IN DA SEA! NO YOU NO STEAL CHARACTER. I GONNA MAKE A GIRLFRIEND FOR YOUU!
Speedy: EW! I GONNA MAKE YOU HATED OR I GONNA PAIR YOU WITH A CRIMINAL CUZ YOU KNOCKED HER UP IN DA COMICS DAT ARE COMPLETELY FROM DA CARTOONS!
Step Three: BASH AUTHORS WHO WRITE DA OTHA PAIRINGS!
Anonymous Pussy: EW! WTF? DIS NOT BBRAE! EVEN THOUGH THE PAIRINGS IN DA SUMMARY SAID IT WAS NOT BBRAE, IMMA STILL COMMENT AND BASH DIS PAIRNG! DIS PAIRING MAKE NO SENSE! BBRAE ALL DAY! *Throws self out window*
Are they're other ways to be a crazy TT shipper? Well, tell me when you review! Sorry, if I offended. I still pissed that someone dared tell me that I need to add a pairing to my story that obviously not supposed to be that shipping the had in mind, *cough* BBRAE *cough*
I pair about anyone. I'm on a mission to bring variety to this mostly BBRAE and ROBSTAR Fanfiction universe...
Oh no, CyBee is just in the background to be there.
"We are?" Cy asks.
YEAH BITCH! I NO LIKE YOU!
"I no like you neither. You crazy..."
No, I random.
Now have a nice day sweetie pie readers!