This is not for those of you who are not open to really disturbing and strange ideas (Humorous, but still disturbing ideas.) This is Frosty the Snowman's theme song, or at least how I hear it. Thank you VoidofFire for describing to me what the YMIR mechs looked like in his story, Mass Effect: Darkness Rising, and describing them as a behemoth, which made me think monolith, which reminded me of the snow mound I made last winter, which reminded me of Frosty the Snowman. I am evil. I know this. And now you do too. Enjoy.

Frosty the Snowman was from very evil snow,

With a machine gun hand and a rocket arm,

And two eyes that see your soul

Frosty the Snowman was a murderer they say,

He was made of snow,

But the children know,

How he came to be that way

There must have been some magic in that old machine gun they found,

For when they placed it in his hand,

He began to let loose some rounds

Frosty the Snowman was as much of a terrorist as you can be,

And the children say that he can destroy a city with a single missile,

Quite unlike you and me

Frosty the Snowman knew the sun was hot that day,

So he said, "Don't run. The sun is coming down today, before it can melt me away"

Down to the village with a blowtorch in his hand,

Running here and there all around the square,

Catching you if he can

He dragged them down the streets of town,

Right to the traffic cop,

And he only killed him a moment after he said, "Stop!"

Frosty the Snowman was a demon in a way,

He waved goodbye looking quite sly,

"I'll come back again one fine day"