Disclaimer:
Lana: Go on. Do the disclaimer.
Snape: Make me!
Lana: *grins* I'll show everyone the pictures.
Snape: *glares* You wouldn't dare...
Lane: *smirks* Try me.
Snape: *scowls* Fine! The characters all belong to J.K Rowling. The plot belongs to Lana's sick mind.
Dear writers of Harry Potter Fanfics,
I am proud to say that I am not gay. My love interest is Ginny, not some male or god-forbid, Malfoy! And I cannot get pregnant, I am a male. So please, keep these weird ideas in your odd minds!
Sincerely, an angry Harry Potter.
Lana: Review!
And I will show you Snape's pictures.
Snape: No you won't! *snatches pictures from my hand and runs*
Lana: I post the next chapter as soon as I catch Snape. *chases Snape*