Disclaimer:

Lana: Go on. Do the disclaimer.

Snape: Make me!

Lana: *grins* I'll show everyone the pictures.

Snape: *glares* You wouldn't dare...

Lane: *smirks* Try me.

Snape: *scowls* Fine! The characters all belong to J.K Rowling. The plot belongs to Lana's sick mind.


Dear writers of Harry Potter Fanfics,

I am proud to say that I am not gay. My love interest is Ginny, not some male or god-forbid, Malfoy! And I cannot get pregnant, I am a male. So please, keep these weird ideas in your odd minds!

Sincerely, an angry Harry Potter.


Lana: Review!

And I will show you Snape's pictures.

Snape: No you won't! *snatches pictures from my hand and runs*

Lana: I post the next chapter as soon as I catch Snape. *chases Snape*