Total Pokémon Island
Episode two: a leap of faith? Or plain stupidity
Note: I have fixed all the problems with this chapter and I'm so sorry you had to read something that bad, I did see the odd thing in chapter one (Pachirisu I said that she had whit ears and puff but I meant blue) again, I'm sorry about that, I don't think episode 3 is that bad, but I'm gonna upload the DA version of it just because that will be better with a lot less mistakes (or it will be the same XD)
On the dock was Deoxys, he had that smirk on again and was looking directly into the camera.
"Hello and welcome to camp Osiemo" he said smirk still in place "this is where a reality T.V show is held that is called Total Pokémon Island, last time: we met the campers, some...didn't get along" as he talked some scene's. from the previous episode came and went "they met our lovely 'chef' Darkrai and a few girl where already annoyed by the hyper electric flying rodent: Emolga" the images then stopped and Deoxys began walking down the dock "now the campers will find out their first challenge, who will win? Who will lose? And who will chicken out? Find out today on Total Pokémon ISLAND!"
*theme plays you make it up yourself*
All the campers where in the mess hall, a few knives where in the wall behind some of team Keldeo and a few holes in the tables where they have been stabbed. The food looked like goon off berries and wheat mixed together and most of the Pokémon had already puked from it.
"Err..." Eevee began; getting her teams attention "didn't Deoxys say to meet him somewhere?" team Meloetta spent a minute processing what the girl had just said until finally the 'brain box' was able to remember.
"If I'm correct" Vulpix began "about an hour and 50 minutes ago he said for use to meet him at the top of a cliff...did he say where the cliff was?"
"Oh, oh, oh, oh, OHHHH" they hyper rodent began "I ran past it before! Yeah, yeah follow me!" he then zoomed out the room, the rest of his team began to run after him only Buneary being able to keep up.
Their departure didn't go unnoticed; Snivy had been listing in on everyone's conversations including Jigglypuff and Clefairy one about pink, his teams water types debate about which is better 'fresh or salt water' and he even Emolga's conversation with himself . For the record he also looked at their expressions, from Vulpix's and Marill's glances to the odd look the chef was giving everyone.
"Why pay attention? To know others weaknesses"
The grass snake had a curious look, he may have listened in but he hadn't really paid much attention to their little chat.
"em…guys" he began getting his teams attention "it appears you where all too busy to see that the other team just went somewhere" all eyes zoomed to the other table and questions like 'where did they go?' and 'are they winning?' flew about. The only one who was not worrying was the one who smacked his tray on the table.
"SHUT THE HECK UP" the boy yelled "they haven't won anything, Emolga said something about a cliff, and they probably went to that" the campers quieted down and sat back in their seats the green ones words somehow calmed them.
It didn't however change the fact that the other team had disappeared.
"Wait" Poochyena asked "cliff you say, didn't we run past one before?" she asked the sporty rodent next to her.
"Yeah I think we did" Pachirisu confirmed "it was near the beach"
"On the other side of the island" the dog finished "I think I know the way! Come on"
The girls then ran off, their team not far behind.
*cut to Deoxys on top of the cliff*
The man stood there looking quite bored, that was until he was tackled to the ground by a flying squirrel.
"hahaha I was here first! What do I win!" the hyper boy was then pushed off by the man.
"a punch in the face if your lucky" Deoxys responded a bit annoyed.
"oh sounds like fun!"
*Deoxys confessional .1*
"what was I thinking? That kids on a sugar rush that never ends! Man….I hope chef doesn't have any coffee in the mess hall, then we'd all be dead"
"dude where is the rest of you team?" Deoxys was one word: irritated
"they'll be coming 'round the monition when they come" the hyper rodent began singing, a few seconds in he was hit on the back of the head, Deoxys then mockingly sang "if you shut up now I might just let you live"
Not too long after the little 'fiasco' the rest of team Meloetta came plopping up the hill about 3 minutes later team Keldeo followed.
"ah good to see you found my cliff all right" the host began "but guess what, your not going to be up here very long because your jumping off and into the lovely, cold sea" the campers took a second to process what was just said
"Wait, wasn't this in Drama? Jumping off a cliff, praying to land in the smaller ring that supposedly had no sharks?" You see Clefairy knew a bit too much about Drama, even if it wasn't intended for Pokémon, she would often sit in Pokécenters and watch the show with the humans.
"you see nurdling" the man began in a 'as a matter of fact' kind of way "to avoid this being the exact same, we decided to make it deadlier! we stuffed the bigger target, the one you are not aiming for, with infuriated Krookodile and Feraligatr also the 'rings 'are now star's….the sharper the better"
"em Deoxys" Vulpix began sounding a tad bit concerned "you do know Krookodile are not water types don't you?"
The man chuckled "yeah….now each of you shall jump and have no reason not to jump…give or take, so which team is going first….oh wait" he gave a devilish smirk as he looked over his shoulder, seeing the black haired boy looking at the Pokémon in the sea. "why don't" Deoxys said as he began walking over to the boy "team Meloetta go first" he then pushed the boy in, a cry for help came from him and a second later a splash.
"ok one" Whismur began "he may be hurt and two, why do they have to go first if? Shouldn't the slower team go first?" team Meloetta nodded in agreement, her team however just glared at her.
"its elementary, their reward for getting here was not only the privilege of watching their team mates jump off of a cliff but also getting down and out faster with less fear because they shall not be the last ones off the cliff now" the man pushed the girl to the end of the cliff, but not off "and see" he pointed to the small black dot in the water "you already have a point, so why not stop asking questions and win your team their first point?" with a small push the girl was falling and soon she made a splash next to the boy already in the water.
Buneary walked to the edge looking at her team "ok guy! We can so do this! Yeah we may have more fire types that can die if they jump but that doesn't mean we'll lose" her voice did that thing again, she goes all dark and evil only this time her eyes were red "because if you don't jump you shall not make it the night! Do I make myself clear!" the Pokémon that made up the remainder of her team did a salute, like the ones soldiers do in army's. The bunny nodded saluted back then back flipped of the edge.
"We got stuck with all the crazy one's" a mocking joke made by Pikachu to Flaaffy who giggled in return. Mudkip looked to his fellow water type Pokémon, gave a smile and ran to the edge, when he got there he jumped in. Oshawott looked to Piplup who looked back at him, they high-fived each other then did a similar thing to Mudkip.
Vulpix looked over the edge in fear, she was about to back away when someone came up behind her, looking back she saw Marill.
"You ok?" he asked her.
"You don't have to talk me into not jumping, I've already decided I'm not doing it" she replied and the boy looked astonished.
"Now why would I do that?" he asked flabbergasted (hehe what can I say, I like that word)
"Well let's see not only are you on the other team but you have him on your team" 'him' being Snivy
"And you think I'd listen to him?"
"By his behaviour at lunch I'd say he was the first to realize our team had disappeared, meaning you would have had to pay attention to him"
The boy huffed "as right as you may be, I did not come over here to talk you out of jumping" a splash in the background and the presenter saying something about Ditto "I saw you where scared so I came to support you"
The girl looked at him "well I thank you for trying to help me but your forgetting one important detail" the boy raised an eye "I'm a fire type"
Marill then realized the girl did have a point but before he could say anything Deoxys popped onto the screen.
"Who will be the next Pokémon to jump? Will Marill convince Vulpix to jump? And will I stop being so good looking?...no find out after this! "
*cut to ads*
"Hello and welcome back to T.P.I , day one, episode two! Heha! So far- on this episode that is, we have had six of team Meloetta jump" Eevee then ran off "make that seven, and Whismur who I pushed, but I'm in a good mood today so I'll count it." He then walked to the edge looking over it was Charmander.
"h-hay D?" the frightened lizard said shakily "do we have to jump? Because you know fire types could die and all"
Deoxys began to pat the boys back "you know buddy, there's a possibility that not jumping means your team might lose, and even if you do stay in the competition Buneary may murder you in your sleep"
The ginger nodded knowing that with the dark sided bunny on his team, he may die anyway "well is there something else the non jumping Pokémon can do instead?"
The host gave that smirk again and patted the boy on the back "glad you asked! Chef could use a hand in the mess hall, all who do not jump, go there" the fire type nodded and the host patted him one last time, both then walked away, one down the oversized hill with a sticker on his back saying 'no jump' the other to his chair.
Not too far from where that all happened was Vulpix and Marill, the girl had agreed to the boys idea of waiting until she was the last jumper, Marill had said that he'd jump first and help the girl when he made it to the water.
"ok ladies!" the presenter yelled down an useless megaphone "was Meloetta, you've had six jumps and one no go, Keldeo! You have had one 'jump' we have more Meloetta's to go, so will one of the boys man up and jump or will the girls show them who's boss?"
Kirlia stood up "I'll take on the challenge, Humans do say: you only live one time, so why not put a bit of thrill into it!" she then ran to the cliff side, stopped, turned and waved "if I don't survive comrades, I wish you all well!" she then spun around and jumped off the cliff.
*Kirlia's confessional .1 *
Kirlia sat in the confessional, soaking wet but happy "well what can I say? The heat of the moment got to me"
*end of confessional*
Vulpix looked over the edge where the girl had just jumped off and watched as she landed in the safe zoon. She then looked to Marill with a smile, mouthing the words 'she's correct you know' the bluenette nodded at her then she jumped off as well. When she was out of sight the boy was hit over his head, he looked back to see Snivy.
"You been spying on people again?" the eared one asked, Snivy shook his head
Flaaffy looked to Pikachu with a confused look; he was looking at the other team suspiciously.
"You ok Pikie?" she asked him
"yeah…Snivys being a bully again" he replied
"hm…well I'm gonna jump now" with that she ran and jumped
Meanwhile Eevee was having a hard time with Plusle and Minum.
"you guys I bet some really cute single boys are down there! If you jump they may ask you out" the brown girl said
*Eevee's confessional .1*
"well what could I say? I was told to get the pop tart twins to jump of a cliff into Krookodile infested waters"
*end of confessional*
The two girls looked up simultaneously then ran to the end and jumped off. Eevee huffed and walked over to the boys.
"so who's going first boys?" she asked
"well lets see" Zigzagoon started "I think it should be Litwick, being that he's a ghost type and it would take him forever to get to the bottom, then you or me it wouldn't matter" they all nodded in agreement, Litwick did as said followed by the other two.
"Well lets see then" Deoxys said checking the list in his hand "one chicken and…14 jumpers? Em where's Pikachu?"
"right here!" the blond boy yelled as he ran past and off the cliff.
"atat boy now team Keldeo, in order to win and avoid eliminating one of your team, you all must jump, and if you do, you'll get to have fresh berries for supper, sound good? Then all jump"
It was a quick start as Snivy pushed Marill over the Cliff, grabbed Swinub and jumped off himself. Soon followed by Squirtle's nose dive Poochyena and Pachirisu smirked at each other.
"Race you to the bottom" the rodent challenged.
"You're on!" the dog stated and they both zoomed off the edge.
"WHOO! Speedy start for team Keldeo! Those six added to Whismur from before means seven already!" The host said amazed, his joy was stopped how ever when someone started pulling on his shirt, looking to the culprit, Deoxys saw Clefairy.
"em….problem" she said only to get a pat on the back, she nodded knowing it was down the hill fore her, she however didn't know that a sticker was placed on her.
"Make that one no jump!" the man yelled only to get an annoyed yell in return.
"hm…" the two grass types stated simultaneously "this could end badly" Bulbasaur then looked up.
"well for what its worth the Krookodile are the only thing we'll have to worry about" the girl smiled at the reassurance.
"Yeah you gotta point there"
"Ready to do something very stupid?"
"hm….. you go ahead, I'll catch up later"
The boy nodded and did a run up, he then jumped, hit a rock and fell to the water in agony.
Chikorita walked over to Jigglypuff who was only now putting her hair back into place from the Emolga attack she had before.
"hay puffy" the yellow haired girl said walking up to the fairy "what you doing?"
"well you see before you all got here I was attacked by a sugar crazed Emolga"
The leaf girl giggled "so…why fix your hair if you're gonna jump anyway?"
"Elementary my dear grass type, I have an ability that make me pretty much fly. And I shall use it to avoid bad hair days, so why don't you skedaddle off while I put my master plan into action"
Else where Lillipup was sitting with her feet over the edge of the cliff, she was very weary of jumping in, but she couldn't turn back because the second she stood up a not so whiled Wooper came and jumped on her back, pushing her over bored.
"WHAT THE HECK!" she yelled to the Wooper falling alongside her.
"you just needed a little push as all!" he yelled back. They then both hit the water Lillipup made a splash but Wooper face planted into it like it was solid; he then slowly got gulped by the dirty liquid.
"hehehe" the host chuckled "that's gonna leave a mark, so there should be five of you up here…whos gonna jump?"
"I will" Jigglypuff said standing up, she walked past Chikorita who gave a evil smirk, the pink puff simply walked to the edge and slowly floated down , a few seconds after the grass girl jumped and about half way down 'accidentally' fell on top of the fairys head both began to scream as they fell faster and faster.
"I'm so sorry Jigglypuff" the leaf head said, doing a good job of making it sound like an accident.
The puff just huffed and swam to the beach.
Back at the top of the cliff, Sewaddle and Minccino where finding it difficult to pick who goes next. The bug said the girl should because she might have a better survival rate, the girl argued back that the boy may last longer in the water. The host had an annoyed look on his face.
"dudes half hour long show, just JUMP ALL READY!" the two younger ones looked at him, the agreed with each other to jump at the same time, which they did a few seconds later.
"OK campers" Deoxys yelled to the 29 campers on the beach "we have one left, will he jump or not!" he then looked to Cyndaquill "well will you?"
He shook his head, got the pat on the back then trotted down the slope "he's a no jump meaning team Meloetta WIN! Keldeo, your sending someone home"
*Lillipup's confessional .1*
"I hate to say it but I think most people will vote for Cyndaquill and Clefairy, but I can't be upset with the two, if Wooper hadn't pushed me down I would have torchiced out myself"
Deoxys had gathered team Keldeo in the forest path; they had all sat on a log apart from Sewaddle who picked to clime a tree.
"hello campers" Deoxys began picking up a tray of Oran Berries "welcome to the elimination, this is where you vote out a contestant you think defeated your teams opportunity of winning the challenge, as you see there are sixteen or you but only fifteen Oran Berries on this tray, the camper who doesn't get one is out, I will call your name and you will collect one. You have all cast your vote's so…..Jigglypuff….Sewaddle…Marill, Lillipup and Wooper, you all get to stay." He waited for the five campers to get their berry before continuing "Minccino, Squirtle, Chikorita, Pachirisu and Swinub" Swinub didn't move he just sat there with the derpy look, but the Oran Berry was delivered to him…..in the face "Poochyena, Whismur, Bulbasaur…Snivy" the two no jumps looked at each other with fear "Cyndaquill, Clefairy, this is the last Oran Berry or the night, who ever doesn't get it will be out and can't come back…the final Oran Berry goes to…." He paused for what seamed like forever.
"…Clefairy…." They girl jumped up with happiness and ran over to get t the berry
"Cyndaquill…..buddy, your bags have been packed and are out the boat out of here, time to walk the dock" the sad boy nodded and walked along the host to the dock, he bordered the boat and it sailed away.
*Snivy's Confessional .3*
"Those idiots! Of all people they voted out our only fire type!"
Deoxys was standing on the dock with the smirk
"Cyndaquill is the first one out, bagging the place thirty-two, what's gonna happen next time you ask? Well lets just say the Chef of nightmares will play a big part in it. Will Snivy be able to get his team together? And who will both teams see as a caption? Well your probably not gonna find out next time, but still, this is Total Pokémon ISLAND"