OY! What's it to you? I mean, yeah, he's nice and all, but technically, he's dead! If I dated him, it would be like necrophillia. Except ten times over. Since he's died more than once. Actually, has anyone even counted how many times he's died?! YOU SICK PEOPLE!
Not to mention, the Doctor told me he's the Face of Boe. I'm not into rubber heads in jars, people!