Since the "author" never bothered, I will do a disclaimer. I do not own Harry Potter or this story, and neither did the original author.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik)
2 my gf (ew not in that way)
(What "other" way? Are you implying...?)
raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling.
(They did? *groans* I can't even begin to imagine what your grammar and spelling must have been like originally... *dies*)
U rok! Justin
ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
(Never heard of them.)
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
(Okay... What, exactly, did she do to piss her 'rents off?)
and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)
(Uh-huh. Yep. Totally, because all babies are born with long hair.)
with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
(Whoa, whoa whoa! Over description, much? And secondly, LIMPID TEARS? O.O)
and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!).
(Gladly. *zooms away but is pulled back for some reason* Guess I'm staying... *sobs*)
I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.
(Ew, incest alert!)
I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.
(Yeah, 'cause Edward had disgusting brown and crooked teeth.)
I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England
where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen)
(Oh no way, I thought you were five!).
I'm a goth
(I never would have guessed)
(in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there.
(I'm pretty sure Hot Topic got bought by some prep store. Abercrombie? I dunno. TAKE THAT, TARA!)
For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots.
(Ten bucks she's making this stuff up.)
I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation
(Huh? But you're pale... Rape of author-canon: 1.)
black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining
(Total defiance of the laws of nature: 1.)
so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
(Uneccesary suspense: 1!)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
(Completely OOC characters: 1!)
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
(Yeah. So what, exactly, was the point of the... *looks up to check* last 4 noncommentary lines?)
AN: IS it good?
(Dearie, to put it mildly, no one in their right minds would EVER think this is good.)
PLZ tell me fangz!
Oh, hooray. The stupidity is over. *hushed whisper* If you don't R&R, I'll be back with... *horror-filled gasp* MORE OF THIS STORY!
So... Yeah, R&R, and I promise Percy Jackson and the Collision of Worlds Ch. 2 will be up soon!