I can't believe I actually wrote this. Please don't hurt me. It wasn't my choice.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own the Harry Potter characters. I don't own Pokemon. And my younger brother owns most of the plot. I just own the dialogue and Dumbledore's keys.

I am aware that this sucks completely. (So I don't need all you flamers to tell me). Don't hurt me. My brother made me do this. I wasn't even gonna post it.

I wont continue this unless I get reviews, so don't worry. If you want it continued, review. If you don't, don't.

Read if you dare.


By Silver Wolf (And her brother)

CHAPTER ONE - THE BEGINNING (Or, 'We're all gonna DIE!!!!!')

"Er, Minerva," Dumbledore said at the end of the feast/party/event/dance/thingy. "Have you seen my keys?"

McGonagall's head shot up. "What???" she demanded. "Don't tell me you've lost them! The last time you did that, when Remus and Sirius, well, you know...anyway! They must be in one of your pockets."

Dumbledore shook his head sadly. "I'm afraid not. I've checked them all. I've lost them."

Madam Pomfrey and Madam Pince gasped in horror.

"You mean we're locked in???" Severus and Remus demanded. They immediately went into a corner.

Dumbledore nodded. "And with such a combination of visitors, too..."

Dumbledore had invited a large group of people to have a feast/party/event/dance/thingy at Hogwarts with him over the summer. He had done this only once before, when he had lost his keys. The boredom had led to Sirius and Remus starting a game of Truth or Dare......no one wanted to ponder the possible outcomes of tonight.

* * * * *

McGonagall looked around the Hall at the different people there. A few dead people had even been returned to life temporarily to join the 'fun'. She could see James Potter and Sirius Black throwing something (she couldn't tell what, and wasn't sure she wanted to know) at Peter Pettigrew and Lord Voldemort (who was complaining about 'how HARD it was to be an evil wizard these days').

* * * * *

Draco Malfoy looked up at the staff table and pointed out to Harry Potter (who he had the displeasure of sitting next to) that most of the teachers looked as if the world were about to end. "Maybe Voldemort locked us in here."

Harry shook his head. "Don't be stupid, Malfoy." Suddenly his eyes widened in horror. "Oh no," he whispered.

"What's your problem now, Potter?" Draco asked in annoyance.

"I think...I think that Dumbledore's lost his keys. We're locked in. And Sirius and Remus are here......"


"The last time they were locked in the Great Hall with a bunch of other people, they played Truth or Dare and half the guests ended up naked," Harry hissed frantically.

"I was here, and I can remember it." Lucius Malfoy said with a pained look. "Narcissa and I were among those who ended up unclothed. Another person was McGonagall. I hope someone else has a key."

Draco had paled considerably (which is saying something). "Me too."

* * * * *

Remus Lupin and Severus Snape were standing in their corner talking. To a casual observer, the two men seemed to be just as dismayed by the loss of Albus Dumbledore's keys as everyone else. However, that wasn't the case...

"Remus, how did you manage to get them without anyone noticing?" Severus whispered.

Remus shrugged. "Four years of stealing my things back out of James and Sirius's pockets can't have hurt."

"I suppose not."

"Are we going ahead with this, Severus?"

"Of course. At least it isn't Truth or Dare."

"Shut up, Snape."

"Make me, Lupin."

Remus then proceeded to place a silencing charm on him.

* * * * *

James and Sirius paused in their throwing as Remus and Severus walked up to the front of the hall.

"Wonder what this'll be about," Sirius whispered.

James shrugged. "Don't ask me, just shut up and find out."

Sirius rolled his eyes but said nothing.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news," Severus started as everyone fell silent. "The Headmaster has, uh, 'misplaced' his keys, and we are therefore locked in here until they are found."

"We're all gonna DIE!!!!!!" several voices yelled. Among them were Harry, Draco, James, Lucius, Sirius and McGonagall.

"Unlike the last time this happened," Remus continued. "There will be no games of Truth or Dare." There were quite a few relieved sighs from those who had been present that previous time. "However, Severus and myself will be providing you with some entertainment."

Sirius shot James a worried look, which he returned. This wasn't looking good.

"Don't worry, we won't be stripping." Most of the females looked disappointed. "And we wont be doing much comedy."

"Key word being 'much?" James whispered.

Sirius looked desperate. "God I hope not."

"Last weekend, Severus and myself were watching a Muggle program called Pokemon. We couldn't help but compare a lot of you to the Pokemon."

"Pokemon are little monster thingies. Anyway, we decided we would tell you which Pokemon you reminded us of and why. As well as give you all a description of that Pokemon."

"And we will be beginning with..." Remus sent a rather evil grin in Harry's direction. "...Harry Potter."