The end of this lovely little story. Short, yes, but there might be a sequel if people would read it.

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~Dana Malfoy

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~Team Rocket

~the crazy ladies



By SilverWolf7007


Voldemort stood up and walked to join Remus and Severus at the front of the Hall.

Wormtail was making weird noises and cringing at his Master's feet. Voldemort kicked him. "Stop cowering, Wormtail! You have a battle to fight!"

Remus turned to Harry. "Are you ready, Harry?"

Harry shook his small yellow head. "Pika CHU pika!!!"

The crazy werewolf looked highly offended. "I beg your pardon?!"

Draco rolled his eyes. "We need a frickin' translator in here!"

Someone suddenly appeared in the Great Hall. She had bright pink hair and was grinning at them all evilly.

Remus laughed. "Hello Tonks."

"Hey. I heard you might want a translator. I think I can fill the role."

"All right then. Come stand here and tell everyone what Harry and Wormtail are saying."

Tonks joined Remus and turned to Harry. "Can you repeat whatever it was that you said that made Draco think you all required a translator?"

Harry blinked, then nodded. He turned and glared at Remus. "Pika CHU pika!!!"

Tonks held back a laugh. "He said, 'Fuck you Remus'."

Remus looked offended, but then shrugged. "Whatever Harry. I don't have time for this. For Merlin's sake just bloody fight Wormtail." He leaned down to whisper in Harry's ear. "I'll let you electrocute him, if you like."

Harry eyed Remus speculatively. Then, he smirked evilly and turned to face the nervous Wormtail.

Voldemort grinned and nodded to Remus. Remus nodded back.

"Ready, set, go!" Severus yelled, stepping away.

"Wormtail, Quick Attack!" Voldemort yelled.

"Harry, use some kind of attack because I can't remember the names of any!" Remus yelled, sounding somewhat panicked.

Lily stood up and sent the werewolf a Death Glare. "If my son gets hurt from this, Remus Lupin, you wont live to regret it!" James pulled her back into her seat. "In fact," she continued. "You will. I'll just bloody haunt you until the end of eternity!"

Remus looked even more nervous and turned to see how Harry was faring.

Luckily, Wormtail didn't know the meaning of the word 'quick' and seemed to be having trouble going within even five metres of Harry.

Harry was just staring at him, before he turned to Tonks. "Pik a pika chu Pikachu ka kachu!"

Tonks sighed. "He said, 'This is stupid, get someone else to do it if he's not even going to fight, dammit!'"


Hermione and Seamus finally looked away from the 'battle' and glanced down at Ron, who was still unconscious on the ground.

"Think we should be waking him?" Seamus asked her mildly.

Hermione shrugged. "Yeah, I suppose so. I don't think leaving him on the ground is a good idea."

"No, its not," Percy agreed. "He really doesn't match the furnishings, plus he makes a mess on the ground."

Fred and George stared at their older brother in shock.

"Er, Perce?" Fred began.


"Is it just me - "

"Or did you just say something extremely amusing?" George finished.

Percy smirked. "Don't worry, you aren't going crazy and imagining things. I really do have a sense of humour."

"I think I'm going to faint," George said weakly. Fred couldn't speak, so he merely nodded.

Oliver rolled his eyes. "Aw come on guys, you lived with him for years and didn't notice it?"

"I keep it hidden," Percy said with a grin.

Hermione and Seamus just stared at him, unable to speak. They completely forgot about waking Ron.


Remus glared at Harry. "You have to fight! Please?"

Harry shook his head.

Voldemort shrugged helplessly. "I don't think Wormtail's going to fight either. Useless minion," he muttered.

"You ought to replace him," Severus suggested sympathetically.

"I know, but pathetic servants are SO hard to find these days! Plus, I don't think any others could turn into a rat for Nagini to chase around."

Severus grinned suddenly and pulled a feather out of his pocket. Everyone watched in confusion as he walked over to Harry.

Harry watched in resignation as his Potions Professor headed towards him, already knowing what he had planned.

Using the feather, Severus tickled Harry's nose.

Harry sniffed. Once, twice. He scratched his nose. Sniffed again.

He sneezed. "Pik...pik....ka-CHUUUUU!!!!!!"

A giant electric shock shot out of each of his cheeks, hit Wormtail and knocked the smelly rat unconscious. Wormtail immediately reverted to his human form.

"We designed the spell to do that when the Pokemon was knocked out," Remus explained.

Harry turned to Remus again. "Pika Pikachu chu ka pika Pikachu kachu."

"'Now all this is over, can you bloody well take the keys out of your pocket and let us all out already???'" Tonks raised an eyebrow at the werewolf. "I think Harry has a point."

Remus and Severus looked at each other and sighed. "All right," they answered.

Remus waved his wand and Harry returned to his human state. "Hey Remus?"


"You suck. Now let us out."

And so the door to the Great Hall was unlocked, and most people ran for it. But there were still a group left when the door slammed shut.

Sirius raced over and tried it. Over and over again. "We're stuck, guys."

The Potters, Malfoys, Weasleys, Hermione, Remus, Minerva, Albus and Oliver stared at him, hoping it was a joke.

It wasn't.


The End!

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