For Freedom and Glory
Curses and flames flying towards him, Harry threw out a Duelist's shield, which Celine had taught him only half an hour ago. The Duelist's shield was a stronger version of Protego and could block elemental magic to a certain extent, although it required more concentration and magic to maintain.
Blocking the spells, Harry conjured a large rope that snaked towards Celine, who sidestepped it easily and fired two more ice daggers at him. This time he was ready and transfigured both of them into raindrops.
"You know Potter, you are awfully horny for somebody who isn't going to get any tonight." Celine mocked as she shielded his blasting curse. Olivia catcalled and cheered him on.
"Shut it Malfoy, at least I'm not dripping all over the floor like a leaking sewer!"
She looked at the rug, and sure enough there were a few dark circles under her feet. Blushing scarlet she covered her flower with her hand and glared at him. "Fuck you Potter! Reducto!"
Their naked duel seemed to last forever. She shot more snakes at him, he cut them down with a cutting hex and then conjured a large boulder which rolled towards her. It was almost too easy for her to blast the boulder into pieces, so instead she transfigured it into a giant snake, which pounced at him, its teeth dripping with venom.
Harry had to shoot three cutting curses to bring it down, its blood spraying everywhere, while he fired another two stunners at Celine who deflected it. She returned quickly with a blasting curse and a flame beam, both of which he was barely able to deflect with a Duelist's shield.
The battle was getting nowhere and Harry knew that the only reason he hadn't been cut to pieces by now was because her spells weren't as powerful as they would be if she were using her wand hand. She was more than ready for all of his spells, in fact it almost seemed like she was just toying with him still.
Still hiding behind his shield he conjured a stone wall and tried to figure out what to do, as Celine began to cast another one of her tornados. If he did not move in three seconds he would be toast, as the tornado would undoubtedly be accompanied by more snakes and curses.
"Fucking Malfoy," he cursed under his breath, while he stared at his own censored and tried to figure out what to do. "Why does she have to be so fucking hot?"
"You know you won't stand a chance if you just hide behind that wall, Potter! Come out and face me like a man!" Celine shouted, as her tornado reached its full fury and spun towards him.
With nowhere left to run, Harry cursed to himself and decided that if he survived the next few seconds, it would be a bloody miracle.
Instead of strengthening his wall or shielding himself, he vanished the wall as the tornado rampaged towards him, causing both Olivia and Celine to gasp in shock. The tornado engulfed Harry, immediately flinging him up towards the ceiling at near-fatal speeds.
"NO, MASTER!" Olivia screamed, as Harry's body was flung around by the tornado in breakneck speeds. Celine was also dumbfounded, as she expected Harry to expend all his energy shielding it, allowing her to quickly overpower him with a few follow-up hexes.
Just as he was about to hit the ceiling he banished himself in the opposite direction, with a loud BANG! And suddenly he was flying through the air, straight towards Celine Malfoy at an almost blindingly fast speed.
"Potter, what the fuck-!" Celine tried to bring up her arm in time to shield her head-
Flesh met flesh as his rigid hard-on smacked into Celine's face, and there was a sickening crunch, as the impact ricocheted both of them to the ground.
Celine's expression went from shock to outrage as she realized that she had been effectively slapped by little Harry, a moral desecration to be sure. Her hand immediately went to her left cheek, which was stinging, she could not believe his 'wand' was so forceful.
"DID YOU JUST FUCKING ATTACK ME WITH YOUR DICK?!" Celine yelled with her wand pointed at Harry, who was crouched on the ground in a fetal position. "How in Merlin, Morgana, and King Arthur's name did you think that could possibly work?!" She laughed incredulously.
Harry turned around and the look on his eyes was a mixture of horror and mortification. She looked at his eyes then at his crotch, which he covered with one hand. It was bloody and from her angle it looked like a stump…
What was that sickening crunch earlier…
"Malfoy, you think this is funny?" Harry held up his severed member in his other hand, pointing it at Celine. "YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!" His eyes were wild, unfocused.
"Oh my god!" Olivia squeaked in horror, not able to look at Harry's severed, bloody member any longer.
Celine's eyes widened as she slowly edged over closer to him.
"What? What happened?! No, please tell me you're joking, oh no…" Regret flashed across her horror-filled eyes.
"You've ruined me, Malfoy!" Harry screamed in anguish, pointing his wretched thing at Malfoy. "Expelliarmus!"
Her wand flew through the air.
"I'M SORRY POTTER, I didn't- wait, what?!" Celine's shocked eyes watched her wand fly in a glorious arch to Harry, as his bloodied hand uncovered his crotch, revealing a half-flaccid member but still very much intact, and caught it easily.
"Incarcerous!" Harry said, using Celine's own wand to cast the spell, as magic-infused ropes suddenly bound her hands and legs together, causing her to drop to her knees, stunned at what had just happened.
"Master, it's not broken?!" Olivia asked in a sudden tone of hope.
Harry de-transfigured his "severed penis" back into his 11-inch, holly and phoenix wand, a slight look of shock on his face. "I can't believe that actually worked." He said, as the two girls stared at him with dumbfounded expressions.
Then Celine regained her consciousness and immediately she started screaming at the top of her lungs. "WHAT THE FUCK POTTER? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? THAT IS SO FUCKING UNCOOL AND STUPID!" Struggling her arms and legs against the ropes, she could only open her mouth and explode at him with all her fury.
Harry couldn't help but twirl Celine's wand in his bloodied hand, much like how she had done earlier. "Malfoy, you're telling me in your six years of dueling no one has ever pulled the 'two wands' switcheroo on you?"
"WHAT THE FUCK? There's a NAME for that?!" Celine yelled in outrage. "That is the most immature, despicable thing I have ever seen in my life! You can't win a duel like that!"
Olivia was rolling around the floor laughing now, tears were coming out of her eyes as she realized what had happened.
Harry shrugged. "There was no other way to beat you Malfoy. Consider it a compliment of the highest fashion."
"A COMPLIMENT?!" She thundered, struggling against her ropes. "BEING SLAPPED IN THE FACE BY YOUR DICK IS A COMPLIMENT?!"
"Indeed Malfoy, err, it's called the Kung Fu Dick, a legendary move only used against ancient kung fu masters of the highest caliber." Harry winked, while Olivia broke down into a howl of laughter.
"That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard!" Celine spat, glaring daggers at Harry. "Fuck you Potter, that does not fucking count as a win. You're a despicable, low life human being who cheated in order to win a duel."
"Celly, technically it wasn't cheating since deception is a legal although frowned-upon part of dueling." Olivia giggled. "I remember the number of times you pretended you were hurt or incapacitated just to make your opponent feel bad for you. The number of times Diggory or Montague stopped casting spells and came over trying to help you only to find a bludgeoner to the face-"
"SHHHHH! Don't tell him about that, Livvy!" Celine flushed crimson.
Harry cocked an eyebrow. "So you've done the same thing and are now calling me a cheat? Is this why you always win your duels?"
Olivia grinned. "Master you've never heard of Celine's nickname? She's known as 'Porcupine Malfoy,' it's cute!"
"Really now?" Harry almost burst out laughing.
"Now you're helping him, Livvy?! I thought you were on my side!" There were no words to describe the amount of fury in Celine's eyes as she scowled at both of them, struggling against her chains like a wounded animal.
Olivia grinned at him. "Don't be so sure, master. I think there's a lot more in store for you, I will make sure of that."