"Know Your Stars: Phineas & Ferb Edition"

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Disclaimer: I don't own anything associated with Nickelodeon and Disney or the shows "All That" or "Phineas and Ferb".

Notice: The bold italic letters will be the Know Your Stars announcer talking, just to let you know.


Chapter 2: Ferb Fletcher


Another guest was about to enter through the Know Your Stars studio. He had green hair that looked a bit like seaweed, and his left eye was mainly larger than his right. He was Phineas's brother and confidant, Ferb. He took his seat, awaiting for the announcer to speak.

Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars... Know Your Stars...

Ferb didn't say a word. Instead, he nodded.

Ferb Fletcher... He loves to make out with plastic butts!

Hearing this tasteful fact, Ferb shook his head no.

Um, aren't you gonna say anything? You know, this is "Know Your Stars", right? You're supposed to say something that isn't true. I mean, you're free to defend anything I say. You got it?

Ferb shook his head yes after taking advice from the KYS announcer.

Okay. Let's try again. Ferb Fletcher... He's gay with his brother, Phineas.

Ferb responded with an angry glare, while crossing his arms and shaking his head no. He didn't believe anything that the announcer said wasn't really true.

You didn't speak. You're supposed to defend your ground here. Remember? I'm supposed to be the evil announcer. You can't go around staying silent all the time! PLEASE SAY SOMETHING, OKAY!?

Knowing that the announcer was nearly losing his patience, Ferb nodded again. The announcer calmed down a bit and went on.

All right. Let's try this one last time. Ferb Fletcher... likes to stuff sausages in his mouth when no one's looking!

Ferb once again, responded with a nod.

Irritated by the way that Ferb wasn't speaking out loud, the announcer finally and yet angrily, flipped his lid.

URRRRRRRGH! WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? I'M TRYING TO GET YOU TO TALK AND YET YOU'RE JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND TAKE EVERY INSULT I THROW AT YOU? SAY SOMETHING! SAY ONE WORD! THAT'S ALL I'M TRYING TO DO FOR YOU! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME, YOU MALE HELEN KELLER?

"Yes. You're nothing but a perverted homo." Ferb finally spoke.

Responding with such the most embarrassing squeal he could ever do, the announcer broke down in tears.

YOU'RE SO HURTFUL! I DON'T KNOW WHY I SPEAK TO DEAF KIDS LIKE YOU! WAAAAAAAAAH!

Seeing how the announcer walked away from the studio crying like a stupid bitch, Ferb gave out a chuckle to himself.

"I've should've done that more often."


The truth is, Ferb's okay as a character in my book. His one-liners are always legend.

Next up will be Phineas and Ferb's big sister, Candace. Stay tuned!